So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Mr. Thing]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia#Categorization_of_paraphilias

This is pretty interesting. How many of the categories do you fit into?

I think you need some help, son.

 

[Darthphere]

I didn't feel the need to tell you that I was here. You said "I've relieved som pressure." And then I said "I just took a huge dump." And then JLBats asked me who I was. And that's when I told everyone who I was. Good times.

And no, I'm not ANTHONY or any other user on these boards. I am only the Garbage Man. That's my superhero name.

Nice name.

 

[Tangled Web]

I have my comments in **

Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) *That might be cool*

Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men *A little, Keira Knightley was hot as a guy*

Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes *A little bit*

Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair *I like nice hair*


Wow, some of those on the list were weird, robot and ghost fetishes. Ugh, even one for the transformers.

 

[JLBats]

I have my comments in **

Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) *That might be cool*

Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men *A little, Keira Knightley was hot as a guy*

Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes *A little bit*

Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair *I like nice hair*


Wow, some of those on the list were weird, robot and ghost fetishes. Ugh, even one for the transformers.

I could go for ghost.

 

[Sabretooth]

Robot fetish for me.

 

[The Chairman]

I think he's probably ANTHONY.

Nope.

 

[The Chairman]

I have my comments in **

Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) *That might be cool*

Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men *A little, Keira Knightley was hot as a guy*

Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes *A little bit*

Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair *I like nice hair*


Wow, some of those on the list were weird, robot and ghost fetishes. Ugh, even one for the transformers.

Amaurophilia sounds quite interesting.

 

[Garbage Man]

Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly

Oh ya, that's me.

 

[Tangled Web]

Amaurophilia sounds quite interesting.

Yeah, that sounds like something I'd be up for. After some experience of course.

 

[JLBats]

Getting creepier.

 

[Garbage Man]

Getting creepier.

Creepier, or sexier?

 

[Tangled Web]

Getting creepier.

It's not creepy, it's sweet.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Jesus, what the **** has happened since I've been gone?

 

[Lackey]

Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly

Oh ya, that's me.

I thought that was everyone

 

[JLBats]

Jesus, what the **** has happened since I've been gone?

Tangled Web and Anthony are picking the fetishes they like

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Jeebus

 

[JLBats]

Jeebus

I like the ghost one though, that's HOT.

 

[Tangled Web]

Jesus, what the **** has happened since I've been gone?

I can breathe for the first time!

 

[Garbage Man]

I thought that was everyone

Really? Wow, I no longer feel like an outcast.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It's real. You have to register, but most of the content is free so don't worry about money. It's just like youtube but with porn. It's pretty cool except some of the advertisments talk.

Why was I not made aware of this!?

 

[Tangled Web]

Why was I not made aware of this!?

I just found out about it on Monday. It's a wonderful alternative from those awful porn sites. Since it's like a real website, ther's less chances of viruses.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

TW, you're alright

 

[Tangled Web]

TW, you're alright

Thanks Colossal.

 

[Tangled Web]

So, yesterday, my sister almost let's it slip about what happened. I got a weird look from my mom. That led me to think, if my mom were to find out what happened, what would I tell her?

I wouldn't want to sully my repuatation with my mother.

 

[Carter]

Tell her that you humped some girl at a concert.
Who cares.