So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Sasquatch]

That sounds resonable, considering it was your dad.

Two years ago for health and careers I had to ask my Dad at what age it would be ok if I had sex. It was super awkward and he was like "Well, ertainly not now. Ummm. I guess sixteen, would be resonable" and then I just interupted him before he said anymore and I said, "I'll just put down marriage."

lol

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Here ya go buddy.

http://whatisayimnotyourscape.com/

Hahahahaha. Length is not the key to uncontrollable laughter. It's finding a way to make your ding dong tell jokes.

 

[Sasquatch]

Man if you do that you'll have to clue me in.

 

[Tangled Web]

5.5? Wow. I actually gained alot of confidence from just reading that.

 

[Sasquatch]

5.5? Wow. I actually gained alot of confidence from just reading that.

As did I. I actually went to the mirror and looked then laughed like a villain.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I didn't even read it but I assume you just learned what the "average size" was?

 

[Sasquatch]

Yes. It says it's 5.5 inches.

 

[Tangled Web]

I feel like a big important man after reading that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Thought so.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I feel like a big important man after reading that.

Awesome. Now go out and slay as many wenches as you can.

 

[Sasquatch]

Just over 600 posts before my avy gets enlarged.

 

[Tangled Web]

Awesome. Now go out and slay as many wenches as you can.

It's 11:47 pm. Should I just run outside as far as possible and hit on a chick if I see one?

 

[Tangled Web]

Just over 600 posts before my avy gets enlarged.

That's funny, considering what we're talking about.

 

[Sasquatch]

It's 11:47 pm. Should I just run outside as far as possible and hit on a chick if I see one?

Your opening line should be, "Hey, I'm bigger than the average 5.5 you'll find out there."

 

[Tangled Web]

It felt so good to get out there and just run. So quiet and serene. Peaceful I get a sense that time is standing still. It's like I'm innocent. Just a child.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

TW, it appears you are becoming a man, now you just have to tell your mother

 

[JLBats]

WTF is going on in this awful thread?

 

[JLBats]

I know where this stems from. I've been meaning to let this out but it may say alot about my nature.

Flashback

It was second grade, I really liked this girl (Hottie back then, not so much now) well, anyway, I told my parents. My dad and sister were proud. My mom was like, it's tough to describe, happy but sad at the same time.
I remember she said something like "I don't want any girld to take my baby from me."
So a combonation of that and the embarassment that goes with this, I've never told my parents anything about my love life ever again.

This is disgustingly adorable. ****.

 

[Tangled Web]

TW, it appears you are becoming a man, now you just have to tell your mother

I'm not telling my mom ****. That's a conversation I much rather avoid.

and don't non of you go telling her, ya hear?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well when you come home one day with a wife and kids, she's gonna be a little surprised.

 

[Tangled Web]

Well when you come home one day with a wife and kids, she's gonna be a little surprised.

I'm a little nervous about my wedding night, because in the back of my head I'll be thinking "wow, this is going to confirm in everyone's minds that I've had sex. I wonder what my mom is thinking right now."
And like you said, when I bring home children, then it'll be obvious.

One of the first things that pops in my mind when a woma nsays she's pregnant is "They ****ed!"

 

[The Shape]

TW, that wasn't a concert. It was a "show". Get your terminology right, for Heaven's sake.

I go to shows like that all the time. Some pretty crazy **** goes down there, and there are always tons of hot, drunk chicks. I even got arrested at one once.

Glad you had a good time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I was joking man. I would hope that your mom finds out that you're "mingling" with girls before your freakin wedding lol. It'll happen sometime, cuz right now you're tip-toeing around your mother.

I agree about that last part, I thought I was the only one

 

[Tangled Web]

I was joking man. I would hope that your mom finds out that you're "mingling" with girls before your freakin wedding lol. It'll happen sometime, cuz right now you're tip-toeing around your mother.

I agree about that last part, I thought I was the only one

I can keep her in the dark if I try. Like ocasionally I'll tell her. "Hey Mom, I kind of want to be a priest." I just don't want her to know.

My Dad on the other hand is saying that I should get out there. He doesn't know about this or any of my other adventures. As far as he knows I'm afraid of girls (to be fair I am a little bit.)

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Your mom is totallt gonna think you liek men. Just tell her you liek a girl at school. Ease her into it.

P.S. Don't be afraid of girls. That's when they're easiest to deal with. Wait until you start dealing with "women". Start practicing your mindreading ASAP.