So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Tangled Web]

MALLRATS! hahaha, I just watched that last night! Good work Tangled, if I were you I woulda left the concert for a little bit, sure it was p!atd but sex is MUCH more fun

The thought of ****ing leaving the concert room did cross my mind, but they wouldn't let me back in if I left.

 

[Reader]

Jesus, don't you know there are some things you can't talk about in public?!!!
- Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

I'll take that as a no. Actually, come to think of it - it would be kinda gross if you did.

Well, um, congrats. I just still think with the range of ages and sexual maturity here, you shouldn't've expected too many congratulatory posts for a dry hump. Maybe post a thread next time you get a cat stuck in your ass or something. I'm surprised a lot of people dropped by to give their props, but to each his own.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'll take that as a no. Actually, come to think of it - it would be kinda gross if you did.

Well, um, congrats. I just still think with the range of ages and sexual maturity here, you shouldn't've expected too many congratulatory posts for a dry hump. Maybe post a thread next time you get a cat stuck in your ass or something. I'm surprised a lot of people dropped by to give their props, but to each his own.

Well how else do you expect me to get the Gerbil out?
-Cousin Walter, Mallrats

But no, I didn't ***. It was really hot in there and everyone was already sweating a little, and the ejaculation would have just made it more uncomfortable.

 

[Reader]

Well how else do you expect me to get the Gerbil out?
-Cousin Walter, Mallrats

But no, I didn't ***. It was really hot in there and everyone was already sweating a little, and the ejaculation would have just made it more uncomfortable.

Okay, that's got to be about the worst thing I've heard all day. You win a no-prize.

 

[Tangled Web]

Okay, that's got to be about the worst thing I've heard all day. You win a no-prize.

Well, I'm just explaining why I wouldn't bust in that situation. That would have been gross.

 

[Reader]

Well, I'm just explaining why I wouldn't bust in that situation. That would have been gross.

Yeah, well, it's important to know when and when not to bust.

 

[Tangled Web]

I don't see how I could have though. Hmm...Thinking about the logistics of it, that never went through my mind at the time.

 

[Untilteld]

I don't see how I could have though. Hmm...Thinking about the logistics of it, that never went through my mind at the time.

matters on what you were wearing, if your wearing tight girl jeans like me (emo, yes shutup) than you woulda been screwed. And who cares man, you can see p!atd anytime, a girl who's on ecstasty and is diggin you, rare.

 

[Reader]

I don't see how I could have though. Hmm...Thinking about the logistics of it, that never went through my mind at the time.

Well, I only had Gil Hicks ask because that other guy, snipe, asked. I thought his originally asking was really funny. Because really, people are just interested in the *** shot.

 

[Harlekin]

You're 15? I thought you were a lot older. Man, you've got some good stuff still ahead. This is nothing.

 

[Reader]

You're 15? I thought you were a lot older. Man, you've got some good stuff still ahead. This is nothing.

Yeah...imagine if he came.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yeah...imagine if he came.

That would have been one sticky situation. hahaha. Sticky.

 

[Reader]

That would have been one sticky situation. hahaha. Sticky.

Spoiler

I have to agree.

 

[Flame on!]

Back when I was 13, I used to enjoy the idea of rubbing against a girl. Later, I became an adult.

 

[bulok]

I just don't understand what the big deal is here. Are sexual encounters that rare that a half dozen people are like...high-fiving you (so to speak)?

I can't wait for the turnout when someone actually gets laid...

um, you're on a forum full of comic book geeks, getting laid is like the holy grail

 

[enterthemadness]

Back when I was 13, I used to enjoy the idea of rubbing against a girl. Later, I became an adult.

That's because your horny teenage hormones die, leaving you the urge not to shag 24/7.

 

[Flame on!]

That's because your horny teenage hormones die, leaving you the urge not to shag 24/7.

Yeah, but even at 13 I didn't treat the human body as some sort of fleshy magnet. Boasting about 'dry humping' some coked up bint is about as impressive as accidently brushing past a girls ass on a crowded train.

 

[Reader]

um, you're on a forum full of comic book geeks, getting laid is like the holy grail

I think that stereotype is just giving a select few an excuse more than it is actually true. People can read comic books, even be geeky about it and still have sex.

Yeah, but even at 13 I didn't treat the human body as some sort of fleshy magnet. Boasting about 'dry humping' some coked up bint is about as impressive as accidently brushing past a girls ass on a crowded train.

Thank you. These are the words I was searching for earlier. Except, less colloquial.

 

[Dick's Head]

I thought girls were icky when I was 15. But, then again, I still do.
Not that I like guys, girls a just icky.
Don't look at me like that

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Lol. The pathetic-ness of this thread makes me 'Lol'.
Especially the

Spoiler

not with my hands, but with my PENIS!

part.

 

[Flame on!]

Lol. The pathetic-ness of this thread makes me 'Lol'.
Especially the not with my hands, but with my PENIS! part.

Same post, minus the stupid spoiler tag.

 

[enterthemadness]

I think that stereotype is just giving a select few an excuse more than it is actually true. People can read comic books, even be geeky about it and still have sex.

No, no, that is just a myth.

 

[Danalys]

i like it when your just dancing and then a chick just walks in front of you then backs in or grabs your hand and puts it on their belly pulling you in. other chicks like being pulled in themselves. anyway it's a good way to know they've got a butt that wont quit and know how to move it.

 

[Flame on!]

i like it when your just dancing and then a chick just walks in front of you then backs in or grabs your hand and puts it on their belly pulling you in. other chicks like being pulled in themselves. anyway it's a good way to know they've got a butt that wont quit and know how to move it.

I like it when I go out and meet a girl who I find interesting, witty, charming and ammusing. I also like it when we arrange to meet at later dates and generally enjoy each others company.

 

[The Chairman]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Great story, Tangled Web. I myself once got drunk at a Rolling Stones concert. Didn't hump anyone, though.