So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Boom]

relax dude I was just joking. But I do try to find legal girls at Green day concerts but they so are hard to find these days

Try Nick Lachey concerts. Maybe?...hmm, nevermind scratch that.

 

[JLBats]

relax dude I was just joking. But I do try to find legal girls at Green day concerts but they so are hard to find these days

You disgust me.

 

[lordofthenerds]

What the clothed coital? No. I mean, only for a little bit, but like I said, I fit in pretty well.

Are you sure she wasn't on a date rape drug too?

 

[Boom]

My girlfriend's making me go to the Rascal Flatts concert .



I can't emphasize enough.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Mahoney!

 

[JLBats]

Are you sure she wasn't on a date rape drug too?

That would be great if tomorrow there is a knock at the door and Tangled Web is being charged with sexual assault.

 

[Tangled Web]

So tell him to keep it on the down low.

Maybe on of these days I'll tell him. It'll stop him from ocasionaly thinking I'm gay for not talking about chicks all the time.

"Yeah I saw Panic! At the Disco."

"That sounds gay...I wonder...."

"I dry humped a chick."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milk shakes!"

 

[arachnid-guy]

That would be great if tomorrow there is a knock at the door and Tangled Web is being charged with sexual assault.

Hahahaha!

Funny stuff. Sexual assault!

I'd bet he has already...........

 

[Boom]

Maybe on of these days I'll tell him. It'll stop him from ocasionaly thinking I'm gay for not talking about chicks all the time.

"Yeah I saw Panic! At the Disco."

"That sounds gay...I wonder...."

"I dry humped a chick."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milk shakes!"

How old are you?

 

[Tangled Web]

Are you sure she wasn't on a date rape drug too?

Nah. There weren't drinks there. And the only guy with her was me. I doubt it. It looked like she was on X.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Maybe on of these days I'll tell him. It'll stop him from ocasionaly thinking I'm gay for not talking about chicks all the time.

"Yeah I saw Panic! At the Disco."

"That sounds gay...I wonder...."

"I dry humped a chick."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milk shakes!"

Does he think you're gay often?

 

[Sabretooth]

Nice work,TW. I knew I trained you well.

 

[Tangled Web]

How old are you?

15.

 

[Boom]

15.

And you want frosty chocolate milk shakes...


Add rum to it and you're fine .

 

[Tangled Web]

Does he think you're gay often?

Not all the time. Just like when he says something like "You should get a girlfriend" and I change the subject right away or when I objectify objectifying women. Or when he heard that I choreographed a dance to the opening thems for House and Cold Case.

 

[Tangled Web]

And you want frosty chocolate milk shakes...


Add rum to it and you're fine .

It was an old Simpsons reference.

 

[JLBats]

Not all the time. Just like when he says something like "You should get a girlfriend" and I change the subject right away or when I objectify objectifying women. Or when he heard that I choreographed a dance to the opening thems for House and Cold Case.

Next time he says "...are you gay or something?" yell out "I dry ****ed a high chick!"

 

[lordofthenerds]

Not all the time. Just like when he says something like "You should get a girlfriend" and I change the subject right away or when I objectify objectifying women. Or when he heard that I choreographed a dance to the opening thems for House and Cold Case.

Or when he heard you're a member on Shh...

 

[Tangled Web]

Or when he heard you're a member on Shh...

He doesn't know about that.

 

[Darthphere]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Future rapist.

 

[Tangled Web]

Future rapist.

Nah. I wouldn't rape a girl. Never. Just try to lure them based on their compromised judgment. She was older than me anyway.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Most every concert I've been to has been comprised of sweaty hyper dudes spilling beer on me shoving.


I guess that's what I get for liking rap.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Reminds me of a Franz Ferdinand concert last November. This girl was pressed on my back (I was at the front at the bannister) and she started moving up and down a kind of sexy way. Felt a bit awkward cos I was with my girlfriend who was right beside me.

Anyway, way to go Tangled.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Reminds me of a Franz Ferdinand concert last November. This girl was pressed on my back (I was at the front at the bannister) and she started moving up and down a kind of sexy way. Felt a bit awkward cos I was with my girlfriend who was right beside me.

Anyway, way to go Tangled.

you got dry-humped from behind?

 

[Ronny Shade]

EDIT double