Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables.

[Electro UK]

I would just like to point out this movie ****ing owns. It is super great.

See you in another 2 years, film board!

 

[Doctor Jones]

So where is dude love?

Either A) He loved the film and went into a coma because of its awesomness from seeing it so many times in a single day or B) he was terribly disapointed, locked himself in his house and has been crying ever since he left the theater.

 

[Figs]

So where is dude love?

Either A) He loved the film and went into a coma because of its awesomness from seeing it so many times in a single day or B) he was terribly disapointed, locked himself in his house and has been crying ever since he left the theater.

I'm hoping A but B could be very possible depending on how hyped some people were for this.

I'll be seeing it in about 4 hours.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I don't have high expectations which is a good thing. I just want great action and when I come out, be proud to be a man and want to chop down trees. Is the latter asking too much?

Predators and Dog Soldiers does this though.

I think I'm seeing it this weekend. My dad wants to see it so I'll be going with him and my brother.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

You definitely get what you're paying for with this one: badasses kicking ass for 2 hours straight. Anyone expecting any more or any less is crazy. So much fun!

 

[X-Ray]

I have 2 spoiler questions for you.

1. Did Crews or Li get killed in the movie?

2. How was Crews character in the movie?

Spoiler

1. No.

2. He has a scene that had my packed theater go absolutely nuts. It makes up for the small screen time he has.

 

[CelticPredator]

Anyone who hates this movie doesnt deserve to have a penis. Period.

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

I don't have high expectations for this movie but I am excited about about seing it tomorrow. I am not expecting a good story or backstory for the characters I an going mostly for the cast and the action scenes.

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

Anyone who hates this movie doesnt deserve to have a penis. Period.

I wouldn't say all that. My older cousin who is like my brother has been in the military since he graduated from high shool he is 28 now. He has been to Iraq two times and getting ready to go for a third time. Some of the war stories he told me like seeing bodies with no head, or tucks exploding with him inside and with everyone dying besides him and his friend. So obviously he has little interest in this movie. I don't really blame him. Dosent make him less of a man.

 

[dude stannis]

So where is dude love?

Either A) He loved the film and went into a coma because of its awesomness from seeing it so many times in a single day or B) he was terribly disapointed, locked himself in his house and has been crying ever since he left the theater.

A.

Seen it twice already. t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

That was a short coma! t:

Thank God you liked it! Man, I was holding my breath to see what you thought of it. I gotta say, if you were disapointed, I would have been bummed. But since you saw it twice than I'm looking forward to this even more now.

The 80's action hero man approves! This now could be awesome for the rest of us!

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

A.

Seen it twice already. t:

That's good to hear. Would love to read your review of the movie if you get the chance!

 

[dude stannis]

CELTICPRED has nailed it on the head. I'll cobble some thoughts together shortly.

 

[CELTICPRED]

CELTICPRED has nailed it on the head. I'll cobble some thoughts together shortly.

 

[dude stannis]

Give this jahb to CELTICPRED here, he looooves reviewing movies, right?

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

Wow the theater is packed for Expendables! Both showings are sold out! This guy has a shirt with the expendables on it. But it's now any shirt the image of the expenables has lights around it lol. It's pretty cool!!! I asked him were he got it , he said he made it himself.

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

I would love to read celtic pred and your review as well. I can't wait to see it tomorrow!!!

 

[rogue trooper]

I very much enjoyed it!! It was everything "The A-Team" should have been!!

 

[Docker2.0]

Anyone who hates this movie doesnt deserve to have a penis. Period.

Agreed! This is the movie of the year. And I'm a huge Marvel fan but this tops IM2 big time! Dolph Lundgren is a crazy mofo. I hope this turns into a trilogy! This is what the A team should have been!

 

[Docker2.0]

I very much enjoyed it!! It was everything "The A-Team" should have been!!

You stole my post!

But at least we have think the same thing!

 

[rogue trooper]

You stole my post!

But at least we have the same thing!

Always see the positive in something.

 

[dude stannis]

Agreed! This is the movie of the year. And I'm a huge Marvel fan but this tops IM2 big time! Dolph Lundgren is a crazy mofo. I hope this turns into a trilogy! This is what the A team should have been!

Dolph is so gloriously psychotic in this, I'd love to see him as a villain in a big budget CBM film.

The only thing I would've changed is maybe have Crews yell "P-P-P-P POWER!" when he's mowing everything down with the AA-12.

 

[Docker2.0]

Dolph is so gloriously psychotic in this, I'd love to see him as a villain in a big budget CBM film.

Agreed! Honestly, this movie was very well done. I loved Dolph and I loved Stone Cold! I plan to see this movie again. Also, Terry Crews is born to play Luke Cage. Anyone who saw this movie and didn't see Luke Cage wasn't looking.

 

[Docker2.0]

Always see the positive in something.

Sorry, left out a word.

 

[dude stannis]

Agreed! Honestly, this movie was very well done. I loved Dolph and I loved Stone Cold! I plan to see this movie again. Also, Terry Crews is born to play Luke Cage. Anyone who saw this movie and didn't see Luke Cage wasn't looking.

Man, all these guys deserve to have great careers from now on. The acting was bad, but they made their characters work perfectly!