The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF! Combining the Bale rant with the Batman/Gordon TDK speech = brilliance.

 

[kedrell]

We are...The Three Amigos!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, 3 Amigos...

BATS/PUNISHER/WOLVIE: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "You're not Harvey Dent! Harvey Dent is not blonde!"
DENT: "F***ing nit-pickers..."

HARVEY DENT: "Be excellent to each other. And... Party On, Dudes!"

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "Screw me out of the Justice League animated series of 2001-2005 will you?!"
BATMAN: "Hawkgirl threw herself at me, I had no choice!"

BATMAN: "You can't do this to me! Who the Hell do you think you are?!"
AQUAMAN: "What are you dense? Are you ******ed? I'm The Goddamn Aquaman!"

BATMAN: "Don't kill me, don't kill me man! Don't kill me, don't kill me man!"
AQUAMAN: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
BATMAN: "What are you?!"
AQUAMAN: "I'm Aquaman." [hurls Batman away & disappears]

AQUAMAN: "Where's your Messiah now?"

 

[kedrell]

Aquaman: "Will you calm down already?!!"
Batman: "Oh no! I've heard about you sailor boys and I can tell you right now that this is one piece of ass you're NOT going to get!"

 

[Panthro]

Aquaman: "Will you calm down already?!!"
Batman: "Oh no! I've heard about you sailor boys and I can tell you right now that this is one piece of ass you're NOT going to get!"

Hehehehe

AQUAMAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Gagk- you're the only DC superhero who's truly invulnerable to shrinkage! Even with prep time, I am still vulnerable to shrinkage!"
AQUAMAN: "See, that wasn't so bad, was it?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot Panthro! Great stuff all around, Panthro, Ked!

 

[ultimatefan]

AQUAMAN: Okay, ONE more joke about how useless my powers are out of water and your precious beloved Batman will be shark food!!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: We´re the badass grim and gritty superheroes who say ni!
PUNISHER AND WOLVIE: Ni! Ni! Ni!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What´s that loser who never had a hit movie in spite of three attempts or even his name in a cartoon title doing with us?
WOLVERINE: He slept with A LOT of people...

 

[kedrell]

Fan Girl: "Oh wow! Can I ride on you..er, in it?"

Bruce: "It's the car. Chicks dig the car."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Fan Girl: "Oh wow! Can I ride on you..er, in it?"

Bruce: "It's the car. Chicks dig the car."

batman and robin fail FTW!!!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Yeah, they closed the SPIDEY Caption thread as well.
I started a new one just above it in the same forum.
Clark Kent is the real person, Superman is the disguise.
Get over it, Silver Age fans.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=327897

 

[soulonsale]

Alfred: "Oh! Look sir, a good game of polo is being played on televi..."
Bruce: *click* "I'm not watching polo, Alfred."

 

[ChocheTheHero]

ALFRED: I can prepare you the PLAYSTATION 3 system, sir.
BRUCE: No, forget it... It´s WII time!

 

[Panthro]

Alfred: "Oh! Look sir, a good game of polo is being played on televi..."
Bruce: *click* "I'm not watching polo, Alfred."

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: I can prepare you the PLAYSTATION 3 system, sir.
BRUCE: No, forget it... It´s WII time!

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: "Something a-miss sir?"
BRUCE: "Where's the porn channel?!"

 

[soulonsale]

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[Panthro]

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[soulonsale]

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[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: Okay, ONE more joke about how useless my powers are out of water and your precious beloved Batman will be shark food!!

AQUAMAN: "I was this close to having Aaron Eckhart play me damn it!"
BATMAN: "Dude, I had nothing to do with it I swear to God!"
AQUAMAN: "Swear To ME!!!!"

 

[Brem]

"A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller. The main character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Batman, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do..."

"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the Hillary one!