The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Morgoth]

Batman:"I told you that meth lab was dangerous."

 

[ultimatefan]

Penguin: I can´t believe we finally got him!

Clayface: I waited for this moment all my life!

Black Mask: DIE, MICHAEL BOLTON!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Penguin: I can´t believe we finally got him!

Clayface: I waited for this moment all my life!

Black Mask: DIE, MICHAEL BOLTON!!

Hehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "He tampered in God's domain..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman [thinking]: "I wonder if she's wearing any underwear under all that leather..."

 

[Doc Holliday]

Batman: I told him not to run with scissors. Especially not when you're running through a bunch of tripwires.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: Robin if anyone asks what happend to you, what will you say?
ROBIN: I fell playing baseball?
BATMAN: Good, and if you don't I'll beat you again got it?
ROBIN: Yes....

 

[ultimatefan]

Kick. Ass. lol.

Hehe, thanks.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Bat-Dance!!!!

 

[lordofthenerds]

Batman: I'm not sure which one I'd rather be Robin, or this giant piece of smoking dog ***** I'm standing on.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Man this itch just will NOT go away! That's the last time I hook up with Catwoman.

 

[Hotwire]

Clooney: For the last time!! I really needed the money!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: "You stay classy, Gotham."

BTW, "Bat-Dance" and "the Itch" were both very funny.

 

[cryptic name]

Batman [thinking]: "I wonder if she's wearing any underwear under all that leather..."

Catwoman [thinking]: "I wonder if he can tell I'm not wearing any underwear under all this leather..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Good ones guys; Dr. Fate, excellent.

Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propellor
Do it up its always stellar
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up its not to strong - for you
Take a piece and pass it on

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
Fly on my wing

Riddlin on liberator
Find a way to be a skater
Rev it up to levitator
Super mainly aviator
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Well find a place together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - do you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - wont you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together

In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Were gonna live forever
Forever

("Zephyr Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers)

 

[Wise]

Batman: "You stay classy, Gotham."

BTW, "Bat-Dance" and "the Itch" were both very funny.

Woah! What's the name of that batman figure? I want one for my desk!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Woah! What's the name of that batman figure? I want one for my desk!

I have no idea.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Good ones guys; Dr. Fate, excellent.

Thanks LordofHypertime.

Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propellor
Do it up its always stellar
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up its not to strong - for you
Take a piece and pass it on

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
Fly on my wing

Riddlin on liberator
Find a way to be a skater
Rev it up to levitator
Super mainly aviator
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Well find a place together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - do you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - wont you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together

In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Were gonna live forever
Forever

("Zephyr Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Bwahahahahahahaha! Where the Hell did you find that pic?! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman [thinking]: "I wonder if he can tell I'm not wearing any underwear under all this leather..."

Nyehehehehehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: "Like a snowball rolling down the side of a snow covered hill, it's growing. Like the size of the fish that the man claims broke his reel, it's growing. Like a rosebud blooming in the warmth of a summer sun, it's growing. Like a tale by the time it's been told by more than one, it's growing. Everyday it grows a little more, than it was the day before. My luv for you just grows and grows, how it grows and grows and where it's gonna stop I'm sure nobody knows..."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Catwoman: I'm so happy we made love under the moon.
Batman: Yeah about that, I forgot to meantion I have aids....

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks LordofHypertime.


Bwahahahahahahaha! Where the Hell did you find that pic?! t:

It's been floating around for a while. I remembered it last night, and went to Google, typed in "Joker surfing" ... and yeah. t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: When was your first time?

C.W.: Junior high. History teacher.

BATMAN: Awesome... was it as good as what we just did?

C.W.: No. I contracted syphilis from him. But I can look back on it now and laugh.

BATMAN: .....................................

 

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman: You see, all we needed was sixty-five years of sexual tension that didn´t go anywhere...
Batman: Don´t celebrate, now we´ll have other sixty-five years of being the on again/off again couple...

 

[Hotwire]

Woah! What's the name of that batman figure? I want one for my desk!

I found the pic with a yahoo.com image search for "Batman". Happy hunting.