The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me..."
BATMAN: "What was that last one?"
CATWOMAN: "Never mind."

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BATMAN: Hey, uh...I'm here for the ********.

 

[titan101]

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[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: Selina?! You're Catwoman?

SELINA: No, I just somehow have her suit. And just like to go out and walk on rooftops for no apparent reason.

BATMAN: Oh...

SELINA: I was being sarcastic, Bats.

 

[Doc Holliday]

"My vote was for Paul Bettany."

 

[ultimatefan]

Damn, Batman is right... Turn the other cheek, my ass... REVENGE!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

joker : WAAAAAZUUUUUUPP??!!



jason : dude , PLEASE don't start this **** now.



joker : WAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP???!!!


jason todd : joker , i'm not in the mood.

joker : WHAT IS UUUUUP ***** ??

jason : you're making me crrrryy!!!!

joker : (sarcastic ) aww too bad!!!!



joker : **** YO COUCH ***** **** YO COUCH !!! I'M RICK JAMES, BEEYITCH!!!!

* 5 hours later *

batman : why you do dat ???

Wrong but VERY funny.

 

[Dr. Fate]

"My vote was for Paul Bettany."

Hahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

Damn, Batman is right... Turn the other cheek, my ass... REVENGE!!

Bwahahahahaha! That's gotta be the best yet!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Selina?! You're Catwoman?

SELINA: No, I just somehow have her suit. And just like to go out and walk on rooftops for no apparent reason.

BATMAN: Oh...

SELINA: I was being sarcastic, Bats.

Hahahahahaha t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Hey, uh...I'm here for the ********.

Nyehehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

VILLAINS: "Give us your lunch money!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

EVERYBODY: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!!!
BATMAN: ...BIATCH!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Mr Freeze: So man-bat I would like to thank you for this top secert location meeting, it's very nice.

Penguin: Wheres the free fish you promised.

Scarecrow: I want chili fries.

Red Hood: My ass is killing me.

Mr Freeze: Well my ass is cold but you don't hear me complaining.

Scarecrow: Chili fries dammit.

Man-Bat: All of you shut the hell up, God your all a bunch of morons, and would you put that gun away your scaring Mr Freeze.

Batman: I'm here to stop this crime meeting.

Scarecrow: Where does he keeping coming from....

Red Hood: You have no idea.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

VILLAINS: "Give us your lunch money!"

HAHA! t:

BATMAN: You guys didn't start without me, did you?

PENGUIN: No, of course not!

(Catwoman lays on the ground, center of the circle)

 

[Bad Superman]

PENGUIN: Enough braggin'!!!! Bring the measuring stick and let's end this now.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAHA! t:

BATMAN: You guys didn't start without me, did you?

PENGUIN: No, of course not!

(Catwoman lays on the ground, center of the circle)

Bwahahahahahahaha! Gang bang.

CATWOMAN: "I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts and I'm too sexy for Milan. Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. And I'm too sexy for your party. Too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing. I'm a model you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah. I do my little turn on the catwalk. I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car. Too sexy by far and I'm too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that. I'm a model you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah. I shake my little touche on the catwalk. I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my. 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah. I shake my little touche on the catwalk. I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat. Poor ***** poor ***** cat. I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. And I'm too sexy for this song..."

 

[thedarks0ldier]

PENGUIN: Enough braggin'!!!! Bring the measuring stick and let's end this now.

!!!!WARNING!!!!
-Some viewers may find this humbling, others may find it graphic, I peronally find it to be natural-
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK


The winner (sadly):sad:

Spoiler

 

[Hotwire]

Penguin: Ok, boys!! Thanks to Mr. Freeze, and his holding call, it's now 3rd and 25. I say we go for the hail mary on this one. Man-Bat, you go long...

 

[lordofthenerds]

^lmao good one. t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
BATMAN: ""

 

[Morgoth]

I f**king hate comic book movies! They're all sh**. I only star in high profile stuff!

Psst! Hey Heath! What have you got to say for this Oscar-worthy piece of material, then?

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!

... F**k you.

LMAO! That is so right on the money! He has alot of nerve to talk when he has made nothing but garbage. Including brokebutt mountain.

 

[Morgoth]

Penguin:"What is that?"

BlackMask:"Some kinda' body armor. He's human after all."

Mr. Freeze:"Take off the mask."

 

[Morgoth]

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Batman:"And IIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love you!"