The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Morgoth]

"You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

"No, but I do like to do the Bat-tusi."

"Weirdo."

 

[Morgoth]

"What? Katie in your sequel? Ha! That's funny, I'm never letting her out of the house again!"

 

[Morgoth]

Batman: Hmm. The only clues I can find are these bells, a Robin's egg, and the wheel from the Batmobile. Strange.
Superman: Hey! Isn't that the Joker? He's getting away!



Superman: And what is that smell?

This one is so great!

 

[Morgoth]

Batman:"Give me your lunch money Nerd!"

 

[Morgoth]

"Anybody remember me from the Yellow Submarine?"

 

[Morgoth]

"Alfred! Get the spray, they're back again!!!"

 

[heypapajinx]

Yep. It was a film called Velvet Goldmine.

one of the BEST. MOVIES. EVER.

 

[heypapajinx]

Bruce had told his butler not to practice his golf in the house. Alfred now regretted his retort of "What's the worst that could happen?"

i don't think i've laughed that hard in months...

 

[heypapajinx]

Alfred: Master Wayne, do you like "Huey Lewis and The News"?

until now...

 

[heypapajinx]

To Lunar Wolf and That Guy... you all are *****ing comedic masters.
i laughed so hard i think i peed myself.
oh, wait, that wasn't pee.

 

[heypapajinx]

(Superman knew that if he was to have any chance winning the ALL YOU CAN EAT competition against Batman, he would have to prepare methodically)

"Sorry we forgot to put the seat on that one Robin"

(Gordon is waiting in the car with gloves and an economy size Vaseline)

 

[That-Guy]

To Lunar Wolf and That Guy... you all are *****ing comedic masters.
i laughed so hard i think i peed myself.
oh, wait, that wasn't pee.

Thanks, bro! That's... umm... disturbing! But you rock!

 

[That-Guy]

IS THIS ONE FOR REAL?

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[ultimatefan]

IS THIS ONE FOR REAL?

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Hah, comics from the silver age don´t even need captions...

 

[That-Guy]

Gordon: Take this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a flair for the dramatic, like you. Here's a photo of what he looks like.

Batman: ... Jim, you're on your own.

 

[Bad Superman]

ALFRED: Alfred I need this!!!!!. . . Alfred give me that!!!!. . . .I couldn't take it anymore Master Bruce!!!!!! If you make just one move to get out of that concrete trap I swear I'll bash your bloody brains out!!!!



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RACHEL: WOW. Like father, like son. He's just as quick as you. . .

BATMAN: Oh, shut up Rachel!! It was his first time!!!

 

[Morgoth]

Gordon: Take this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a flair for the dramatic, like you. Here's a photo of what he looks like.

Batman: ... Jim, you're on your own.

HA!

 

[Morgoth]

"Oh shoot, I blacked out again. This isn't good. Okay Bruce, get yourself together, we'll just blame it on a lone gunman."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

The annual Wayne family game of twister went horribly wrong.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

To Lunar Wolf and That Guy... you all are *****ing comedic masters.
i laughed so hard i think i peed myself.
oh, wait, that wasn't pee.

Thanks man

 

[heypapajinx]

IS THIS ONE FOR REAL?

(not a caption)

yes. yes it is.

 

[muertevilla]

Hmmmmmm....should i get the 32" or go balls out get the 62" HD

 

[That-Guy]

Go ahead, make a "Mr. Mom" joke. I f**king dare ya.

 

[That-Guy]

Jim: Alright, I've had enough of this. It really is too goddamn primative. In the age of cell phones, blackberries and laptops, you're telling me you can't think of a better way to contact you than shining a friggin' spotlight in the sky?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Jim: Alright, I've had enough of this. It really is too goddamn primative. In the age of cell phones, blackberries and laptops, you're telling me you can't think of a better way to contact you than shining a friggin' spotlight in the sky?

LMAO