The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Anguissette1979]

There WERE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, I swear to G...

SWEAR TO ME!!!

LMFAO!!!!!! ACE!

 

[elorenishii386]

Catwoman: "Is that your grappling gun...or are you just happy to see me."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: "Is that your grappling gun...or are you just happy to see me."

That's the best caption anyone has ever done for that picture. I'm envious.

BATMAN [thinking]: "Now when she speaks, is it Adrienne Barbeau's voice or Gina Gershon's voice?"
CATWOMAN [thinking]: "So does he sound like Kevin Conroy or Rino Romano?"

 

[dude stannis]

Batman: Why did you make Batman & Robin?
Schumacer: It was Warners I swear to god!
Batman: Swear to me!
*drops the line making Schumacer fall, then hoits him back up*
Schumacher: Ok, ok. I wanted to portray you gay.
Batman: Do I look gay?
Schumacher: It doesn't matter anymore. You can't do what is nessecary to stop me form making movies.
Batman: I wont kill you but I don't-- ah f*** it!
*Batman cuts the line Schumacher falls to his death.*

 

[thedarks0ldier]

You're not the devil... you're practice...

 

[ultimatefan]

LMFAO!!!!!! ACE!

Thanks!

 

[blksuperman2]

Batman-"Wait a minute...you're the one who's impervious to bullets...you stand out in front and let me hide in the shadows!"

LOLt:

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "You might want to rethink that position Bruce, your crotch area is very vulnerable."

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Hahaha, my eyes glow more than yours!
BATMAN: yeah, that´s how you exposed our location, genius!

 

[Two-Face]

Haha, you guys so funny, you got more?

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Do you ever miss the Brokeback Mountain quote Clark?"
SUPERMAN: "Nope."
BATMAN: "Me neither."

 

[dude stannis]

Bruce: Clark, grope my ass one more time! I dare you, I double dare you mother f**ker!

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Hello, I'm Bruce Wayne, this is, my man-servant, Clark Kent."

 

[Macphisto]

You're not the devil... you're practice...

Good one. t:

 

[LadyMoira]

Barbara-"I realize this is difficult for all of us, but we just a have to wait until the second trimester and then do the paternity test."

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[LadyMoira]

SUPERMAN: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
__________________

Ha!

Neeson-"I'm tired of being the mentor figure in every freaking movie...this time I'm going for the lead..."

Bale-"Face it you're too old to wear the cape and cowl."

Neeson-"DIE!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ha!

Neeson-"I'm tired of being the mentor figure in every freaking movie...this time I'm going for the lead..."

Bale-"Face it you're too old to wear the cape and cowl."

Neeson-"DIE!"

Ha!

And thank you.

Watch out for the Batman for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone...

 

[Miranda Fox]

Ha!

Neeson-"I'm tired of being the mentor figure in every freaking movie...this time I'm going for the lead..."

Bale-"Face it you're too old to wear the cape and cowl."

Neeson-"DIE!"

LMAO! Poor Liam.

 

[LadyMoira]

This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she’s on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you’re like a disease without any cure
She said I’m so obsessed that I’m becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you’re so pretty

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in womens clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Dye my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You’re driving me crazy, when are you coming home

 

[Dr. Fate]

This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she’s on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you’re like a disease without any cure
She said I’m so obsessed that I’m becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you’re so pretty

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in womens clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Dye my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You’re driving me crazy, when are you coming home

What's the name of that song?

SUPERMAN: "You were right Bruce - it's much cooler to stand in the shadows than out in the limelight!"

 

[Miranda Fox]

What's the name of that song?

SUPERMAN: "You were right Bruce - it's much cooler to stand in the shadows than out in the limelight!"

Hehehehehe, awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Hehehehe

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Superman: Sing it!!
Batman: N-never!!
Superman: SING IT!!!
Batman: S-Suunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehehe, awesome!

Thank you.

Hehehehe

Thank you too.

Superman: Sing it!!
Batman: N-never!!
Superman: SING IT!!!
Batman: S-Suunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel...

Hahahaha, now THAT'S funny!

JACK: "Joey, have you ever seen Diane Keaton naked?"

 

[Anguissette1979]

I am NOT wearing a fooking mask so **** n00bs!