The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

All this stuff's been great. IBN is our new star champion captioner it seems alongside proto.

 

[Panthro]

"We kill the Batman...."

"Wait hold on! How come I'm on a rooftop and your in a kitchen yet we can talk to each other like we are right next to each other?"

"Um, well..."

"I THINK WE JUST BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!!!!!!"

JOKER: "Dude, come on, that stopped being funny like 300 pages ago."

 

[Venom'sDad]

You

Shall

Not

Pass!!!

.............r e a l l y e e e e e e e

 

[Ibn]

Yeah?

What's goin on?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

You sure? We can take turns.

Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking *****, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.

 

[Panthro]

Yeah?

What's goin on?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

You sure? We can take turns.

Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking *****, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

You

Shall

Not

Pass!!!

.............r e a l l y e e e e e e e

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

JOKER: "Dude, again, that line hasn't been funny for ages. It hasn't even been all that relevant for a couple of years either."

 

[why_so_serious?]

"China, I have something you may want."

 

[why_so_serious?]

Crappy double post.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the "phone talk" and the overused quotes!

 

[ultimatefan]

... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

What, you mean I get no...

Not at all.

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

But you slept with the chick before!

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

That´s totally f***ed up.

Yeah it is.

 

[Venom'sDad]

BATMAN: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!!!!!!"

JOKER: "Dude, come on, that stopped being funny like 300 pages ago."

Good one panthro..... you beat me to it.

 

[ChocheTheHero]

BATMAN: Alfred!!! Alfred!!!

BATMAN: Sorry pal, we are scratching some CD´s right now.

 

[ChocheTheHero]

The "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP" video arrives at Arkham Asylum!

 

[Ibn]

... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

What, you mean I get no...

Not at all.

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

But you slept with the chick before!

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

That´s totally f***ed up.

Yeah it is.

Yes. Just yes.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

What, you mean I get no...

Not at all.

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

But you slept with the chick before!

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

That´s totally f***ed up.

Yeah it is.

hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

What, you mean I get no...

Not at all.

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

But you slept with the chick before!

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

That´s totally f***ed up.

Yeah it is.

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

HE-MAN: "By The Power of Shatner! I Have The Enterprise!"

BATMAN: "Stop Ripping off other franchises damn you!"

JOKER: "I think it's neat."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ""

Later that day...

BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

SUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Always love the fan art ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ""

Later that day...

BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

SUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...

lmao!