The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Superwoman Prime]

Nyehehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "Let's get something straight right now - no one, but NO ONE, gets to knock Wonder Woman up with their illegitimate child but ME! Got it?!"
BATMAN [gasping]: "Got... it..."

NYA-HA-HAAAA!~

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JOKER: I would like to thank my mother. And the gang that killed my pregnant wife. Yeah, you guys. *points* If it weren't for you, hehe, yeah, I wouldn't really be the Joker, would I?​

 

[titan101]

joker : yo mon .... i b smokin' dat JAMAICAN GRASS MON!!! JAMAICA!!!* puff puff...*

 

[Mr. Vice]

Batman: *Thinking to himself* "Wow! Rachel could never use her tounge like that!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.hyperfan.com.br/****/i_robin.jpg
Robin: Why Batman oh why???

Batman: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Robin(day dreaming): If only!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hyperfan.com.br/****/i_robin.jpg
Robin: Why Batman oh why???

Batman: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Robin(day dreaming): If only!!!

Very wrong, but very funny

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: *Thinking to himself* "Wow! Rachel could never use her tounge like that!

Hahahaha!

 

[Dr. Fate]

NYA-HA-HAAAA!~

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JOKER: I would like to thank my mother. And the gang that killed my pregnant wife. Yeah, you guys. *points* If it weren't for you, hehe, yeah, I wouldn't really be the Joker, would I?​

1) Thank you.
2) Nyehehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "This is for sticking me with Singer while hogging Nolan you bastard!"

 

[Fenrir]

*the real Batman looks at all the Batman/Superman pics, gets fed up being mocked at like that in his own forum and goes to...*

Batman: Who's smiling now, flyboy?

 

[That-Guy]

Superman: Hey, when was the last time you saw a scene on a comic book cover that accurately depicts what happens in the actual story?

Batman: Well, let's see... NEVER! Including right now!

 

[That-Guy]

"I'll tell ya, man. Leading a double life can be tough."

"Er.... Yeahrr I know what yerr mean. Yerr everrr get that feeling...errr... when yerr in town...err... 'n somebody looks at yerr the wrrrong way... err like they know...err..."

"Yes! Exactly! I'm always paranoid someone is going to figure out that I'm the Batman!"

"Err... what? Batman? Errr... That's what yerrr talkin' about?"

"Uh... yeah. What the hell were you talking about?"

"Err... nothin."

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Huh, be careful with that tongue, honey... There´s a cyanide capsule there somewhere...

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: I knew it! There's no pulse! Routh is a robot!

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Dude, you're just in time. Selina's taking a shower and she left the blinds open again!

Superman: Batman, you're such a pervert. I refuse to lower myself to... WHOOOOA LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS!!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Do we look as stupid as I think we do?
Superman: Yup.

 

[That-Guy]

Recently leaked to the media was this behind the scenes photo which reveals that, contrary to popular belief, the Batman is actually only 4'10".

 

[Cobblepot]

Batman: Dude, you're just in time. Selina's taking a shower and she left the blinds open again!

Superman: Batman, you're such a pervert. I refuse to lower myself to... WHOOOOA LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS!!!!

Oh man, wish I was there...:heart:

 

[Bad Superman]

JOKER: Ryu, Ken, Batman. . .it doesn't matter who it is. I'm ready to kick some butt, Street Fighter style. . . .

 

[Dr. Fate]

That-Guy, Ultimatefan, the last bunch you did were GREAT. Keep it up.

BATMAN: "Where's your messiah now?!"

BATMAN: "The Joker's in there... I know he is..."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah sure whatever. Hey Bruce, once we're done here, let's hit this rib joint I saw a few blocks back."

BATMAN: "Wait a minute - how the Hell are both of you suddenly taller than me?!"
SUPERMAN: "I've always been taller than you Bruce."
WONDER WOMAN: "I've been getting some prep time."
BATMAN: "Damn it, I knew that prep time would come back to haunt me..."

BATMAN: "Really makes you think, doesn't it?"
SUPERMAN: "Not really."

CATWOMAN: "This costume's really starting to chafe..."

SUPERMAN: "No... wire... hangers... EVER!!!"
BATMAN [thinking]: "Note to self... don't ever let Supes watch Mommie Dearest again..."

"My mask of sanity is about to slip."

 

[Cobblepot]

Superman: Jeez Bruce have you been working out! Your biceps is larger than your head. So much for mind over muscle...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: Jeez Bruce have you been working out! Your biceps is larger than your head. So much for mind over muscle...

Hehehehehe

BATMAN: "...no one knows cause no ones found any trace of a man for all seasons. Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....so alone. And you and I wouldn't have a clue, whose doing what, why, when and who, up the creek with no conoe, watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone......so alone..."

BATMAN: "At no point in Secret Wars does the Hulk ever fight Dr. Octopus! You might as well have him fight Fin Fang Foom!"
SUPERMAN: "Fin Fang Foom wasn't in Secret Wars."
BATMAN: "My point exactly!"

 

[ultimatefan]

That-Guy, Ultimatefan, the last bunch you did were GREAT. Keep it up.

BATMAN: "Where's your messiah now?!"

BATMAN: "The Joker's in there... I know he is..."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah sure whatever. Hey Bruce, once we're done here, let's hit this rib joint I saw a few blocks back."

BATMAN: "Wait a minute - how the Hell are both of you suddenly taller than me?!"
SUPERMAN: "I've always been taller than you Bruce."
WONDER WOMAN: "I've been getting some prep time."
BATMAN: "Damn it, I knew that prep time would come back to haunt me..."

BATMAN: "Really makes you think, doesn't it?"
SUPERMAN: "Not really."

CATWOMAN: "This costume's really starting to chafe..."

SUPERMAN: "No... wire... hangers... EVER!!!"
BATMAN [thinking]: "Note to self... don't ever let Supes watch Mommie Dearest again..."

"My mask of sanity is about to slip."

hehe, thanks! Good series there, too!

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks, Fate! Yours were hilarious, too!

Superman: Suck it, b**ch.

Batman: NOOOOOOO!!! Robin will get jealous!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Kiss me like you've never kissed me before.

 

[Dr. Fate]

hehe, thanks! Good series there, too!

Thanks That-Guy, UltimateFan. I try to encourage others when I can, and I like to get in as many as I can. If you're not busy, drop a line in either the Superman Returns Caption thread or the Justice League caption thread, they've both been a little slow lately. Don't forget the "Mix it up Movie Caption" thread either.

Thanks, Fate! Yours were hilarious, too!

Superman: Suck it, b**ch.

Batman: NOOOOOOO!!! Robin will get jealous!!!

ROFLMAO!

BATMAN: "Liev Schreiber for Two-Face, damn it!"

CATWOMAN: "Do you like bad girls?"
BATMAN: "Bad in what sense?"

KEATON: "I'll see you in Hell, Bale!"

BALE: "Whatever dude."