The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Ibn]

KEATON: "Trash my less than impressive physique, blue collar working man looks and less than square jaw all you want, but at least I never went on a foul mouthed 4-5 minute rampage because a crew member disrupted a shot while filming!"

BALE: ****IN ******* PIECE O ****!!!

Fixed. Thats still my man tho.

 

[ultimatefan]

KEATON BATMAN: Did ya know I killed The Joker?

BALE BATMAN: Huh, assuming you´re aware of your own comic book canon, you DO know you´re NOT supposed to kill The Joker, right?

KEATON BATMAN: W-well, he... H-he killed my parents!

BALE BATMAN: Please, don´t even get me started on THAT one...

 

[Panthro]

Fixed. Thats still my man tho.

Hehehe.

 

[Panthro]

KEATON BATMAN: Did ya know I killed The Joker?

BALE BATMAN: Huh, assuming you´re aware of your own comic book canon, you DO know you´re NOT supposed to kill The Joker, right?

KEATON BATMAN: W-well, he... H-he killed my parents!

BALE BATMAN: Please, don´t even get me started on THAT one...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my film franchise will you?!"
BATMAN: "Come on Clark, I was just kidding when I said you having a bastard child you can never truly take care of was a good idea!"

 

[Ibn]

Question.......

What's up?

Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........

What's he got that you don't?

Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.

Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.

Wanna kill some time, stud?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Question.......



What's up?



Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........



What's he got that you don't?





Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.



Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.





Wanna kill some time, stud?

 

[Panthro]

Question.......

What's up?

Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........

What's he got that you don't?

Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.

Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.

Wanna kill some time, stud?

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

DENT: "And Knowing Is Half The Battle."

 

[Mr. Earle]

The Chechen: Aye Beet youw; twenteey dohlarrs dat youwl cowld naht shout yerself reight nouw.

Joker: ......

I almost died laughing!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one too!

Love the "kill some time, stud" one!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF.

BATMAN: "What the- are they ripping off the scene where Gordon saves me from the Joker in TDK?! Those fiends! I'll have their asses for this!"
SUPERMAN: "I don't know Bruce, that's a fairly generic action pose there, anyone could do that without being accused of ripping off someone else's film."

 

[kedrell]

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!!

 

[batman11]

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!!

 

[CelticPredator]

I almost died laughing!

Thank freaking christ SOMEONE found it funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the fan art one and the Seinfeld reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

Well, let me see...

Who else won a major league Oscar for this franchise?

Don´t push it...

Oh that´s right! It was me!! Me and no one else!!

C´mon, at least I got close to a nomination with movies like American Psycho, The Machinist and Rescue Dawn!

I won mine! Well, after I left the franchise... And resurrected my career...

I got a Golden Globe nomination for this. Not to mention the tons of accolades I got before and after...

You can all go f*** yourselves!!

 

[Panthro]

Well, let me see...

Who else won a major league Oscar for this franchise?

Don´t push it...

Oh that´s right! It was me!! Me and no one else!!

C´mon, at least I got close to a nomination with movies like American Psycho, The Machinist and Rescue Dawn!

I won mine! Well, after I left the franchise... And resurrected my career...

I got a Golden Globe nomination for this. Not to mention the tons of accolades I got before and after...

You can all go f*** yourselves!!

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, how come Dazzler and Colossus never get to be main characters in the X-Men cartoons while Kitty Pryde and Rogue get to be in 2 or 3?"
BATMAN: "Probably goes back to how after the Soviet Union fell Colossus kind of lost his footing, and Dazzler, well, I guess she just hasn't slept with the right executives."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Ibn]

Jesus. Could you slow down a little? Before you kill somebody?

God, you're high and mighty. And such a ****in hypocrite. You blew up a monastery full of ninjas, blew up some random cars in an attempt to show off your new "bat pod", Let Ra's al Ghul die, Killed Harvey De-

Enough. I'm not responsible for any of those deaths. Especially the last one. The fall killed Dent.

Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did.

Whatever. YOU are completely out of your ****in gourd. YOU blew up a chemical factory full of the Joker's goons, Threw a guy into a sewer and blew him up, and threw a guy down a bell tower. THEN, ya threw the Joker off of the bell tower. Then you sent the Penguin to a watery hell. Then gave Two Face the same treatment.

 

[kedrell]

^

That last one wasn't me. Just some pretty boy who thought he was me.

 

[Ibn]

(cont.)

Whoa! What the hell are you doing?!

YOU GOT ME ****ED THE **** UP MOTHER****ER!!

WHA..........

Oh ****. That was Schumacher's......

You better ****in prepare yourself! It's gonna be a BUMPY RIDE FROM HERE ON OUT!

You're ****in insane.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheehehehehehehee

 

[ultimatefan]

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