The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

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GORDON-LEVITT: Hey Wb, it´s not that I´m lobbying for a spin-off or anything...

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LEVITT-GORDON: ... but I´d look pretty cool in one of those, don´t ya think?
 
I know this is off topic and you may have seen this but OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BANE: "Look I've had enough of this 'friend zoned' crap. Romance was never an option nor a factor with Talia. I think of her as a little sister."

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BRUCE: "Yeah, just keep telling yourself that."

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BANE: "She was a little kid when I met her for Chrissakes!"

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BRUCE: "So you're feigning ignorance of the fact that she grew up to be Marion Coitillard? Nice try buddy."

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BANE: "Says the guy who could never figure out or accept the fact that his childhood friend never reciprocated his desire to play house!"

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BRUCE: "Shut up!"
 
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BANE: "You know how I know you're gay? Robin."

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BRUCE: "You know how I know you're gay? Your role in Inception."
 
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DARTH-BATMAN: "Can't see a damn thing in this new mask... can't breathe well either."
 
Great stuff guys. Wow, that was a lotta work finding that poster.

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BATMAN: WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!?

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BATMAN: WHERE ARE THEY?!

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BATMAN: WHERE´S THE DETONATOR?!?

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GPS, THE CURE FOR THE MODERN DARK KNIGHT DETECTIVE´S STRESS.
 
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Bane: *Grabbing Batman's crotch*
Batman: Gaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
 
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Flass: "Dude, I can see you're Bruce Wayne even when upside down"
Batman: "Damn it!!"
 
Funny stuff guys.

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BATMAN: "We'll settle this the Navy way - first guy who dies loses!"
 
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BANE: In Bane's Gotham, victory defeats YOU!!!!


It seems like UltimateFan and I have a similar sense of humor :cwink:
 
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BANE: "No I'm not into bondage and no I'm not a skin head!"
 
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Batman: You're drum set's a ****e! I teabagged you're f---ing drumset!
Bane: Well my drumset's a guy, so that makes you gay, you f-----!

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Batman: Rape! RAAAAAAAPE!

Later..

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"You yelled Rape at the top of your lungs."

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Batman: Mom, I honestly thought he was gonna rape me. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point, he said "Let's get it on"

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That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
 

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