The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "You don't hit people in the balls you [BLEEP]!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. Thanks Enrique, great minds think alike!

 

[ultimatefan]

BAYNE: You think crap is your ally. But you merely adopted the crap. I was born in it, molded by it, I didn´t see brilliance until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

 

[Blue_Scholar]

Optimus Prime: Torture?

Bayne: Yes... But not of your body... of your soul.

 

[ultimatefan]

Optimus Prime: Torture?

Bayne: Yes... But not of your body... of your soul.

Nice, I wanted a manip like that for mine but I couldn´t find one and I can´t make them. I´ll use it if it´s okay.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

BAYNE: When the whole set is ashes, you´ll have my permission to stop blowing s*** up.

BAYNE: There´s no true despair without hope. Which is why Shia Lavbeouf left the Transformers franchise... but I didn´t.

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Great stuff guys. Wow, that was a lotta work finding that poster.

BATMAN: WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!?

BATMAN: WHERE ARE THEY?!

BATMAN: WHERE´S THE DETONATOR?!?

GPS, THE CURE FOR THE MODERN DARK KNIGHT DETECTIVE´S STRESS.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[The_Fire_Rises]

So you came back to die with your city.

No, I came back to fake my own death, abscond to Italy with a woman who is a wanted fugitive and leave Gotham in the hands of a young hothead cop who appears to be amazingly unqualified to take up the Batman mantle and protect the city like I did. I also intend to not tell any of my plan to my surrogate father and let him believe he's partly responsible for my death.

...You're kind of a dick, aren't you?

 

[ultimatefan]

Selina wasn´t a wanted fugitive anymore thanks to the clean slate program and Blake proved himself all throughout the movie with his bravery, fighting, detective work, etc. And well, Batman is a hothead too, he can´t give anyone a hard time for that.

 

[The_Fire_Rises]

Selina wasn´t a wanted fugitive anymore thanks to the clean slate program and Blake proved himself all throughout the movie with his bravery, fighting, detective work, etc. And well, Batman is a hothead too, he can´t give anyone a hard time for that.

it was a joke.

 

[Panthro]

So you came back to die with your city.

No, I came back to fake my own death, abscond to Italy with a woman who is a wanted fugitive and leave Gotham in the hands of a young hothead cop who appears to be amazingly unqualified to take up the Batman mantle and protect the city like I did. I also intend to not tell any of my plan to my surrogate father and let him believe he's partly responsible for my death.

...You're kind of a dick, aren't you?

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BANE: "Dat Ass!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

it was a joke.

I know I know. No biggie.

 

[Herolee10]

BALE: You know some extreme fans are going to be pissed that I didn't actually end up dying in this sequence...

NOLAN: Do I look like I give a crap?

 

[Panthro]

BALE: You know some extreme fans are going to be pissed that I didn't actually end up dying in this sequence...

NOLAN: Do I look like I give a crap?

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE: What you think of those people on the internet making all those nitpicky complaints and poking "plot holes"?

NOLAN: You´ve clearly noticed by now, I make my movies with an unshakeable faith in the intelligence of the audience. As for the rest, think of me as an atheist.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Anyone can be a hero.

SHIA: That´s right, people actually bought me as one for years till they finally realized I´m just a big time a**hole.

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF. Gotta love trashing Shia. t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Anyone can be a hero.

Maybe, but only I got to be Hiro!

 

[ultimatefan]

I don´t give a rat´s ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!

Showoff.

Self-righteous *****ebag.

 

[Panthro]

Anyone can be a hero.

Maybe, but only I got to be Hiro!

Hehehehehehe

I like the Spideys Vs. Bane one as well.

 

[ultimatefan]

SELINA: There´s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it happens, you´ll wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
BRUCE:You know what, they thought the exact same thing in North Korea. Maybe you´d rather live there.
SELINA: Go to hell.
BRUCE: No seriously. I´ll pay for the ticket, get you a translator, legalize your situation, everything. Just say when.
SELINA> SHUT. THE F***. UP!!

 

[Oscorp]

I liked the Shia one, because he really is an *******!