The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[Panthro]

Nolan: Trust me, Christian, I've already called the Scientologists. They've assured me she'll be out of the way until the other two films are finished.

Bwahahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "Has anyone seen my whip?"

 

[Patty]

whoops posted in the wrong thread

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "Rachel Dawes was hotter than me? Really? Do you really believe that or is someone paying you to say that?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

Have no worries, Mr. president. The red button is in good hands.

 

[Enriquespy]

NOLAN: Oh my GOD, they are coming here TONIGHT, thousand of SPOILERS shall arrive. RUN! RUN TO THE MOS FORUMS, THEY KNOW NOTHING IMORTANT THERE (YET)!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

Have no worries, Mr. president. The red button is in good hands.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Oh my GOD, they are coming here TONIGHT, thousand of SPOILERS shall arrive. RUN! RUN TO THE MOS FORUMS, THEY KNOW NOTHING IMORTANT THERE (YET)!

Hahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

HARVEY: Let me be serious here for a moment. The time of a tragedy such as the one in Colorado is one for mourning, for healing, and above all, to respect the pain of those who have been victimized, directly or indirectly, by it. For once, let us put aside our petty differences; for once, no meaningless fights between "ites" of any kind; for once, let´s not dwell into silly speculations about whether the killer´s motivations were somehow fanboy-related or not, which is irrelevant anyway, or bother with whether this will affect the movie´s opening weekend or not, which is also irrelevant, or worse, get into wild, irrational conspiracy or "curse" theories. None of this matters right now. Let´s send our condolences and prayers to the victims, their families and friends. Let´s respect those who feel like they still want to see this or any other movie this weekend, and those who don´t. Like the dark knight himself, let´s rise to the occasion. Thank you.

 

[Patty]

NOLAN: Oh my GOD, the fanboys are saying this hairstyle makes me look like FLAT TOP from Dick Tracy?

THOSE PRICKS!!!!

 

[Patty]

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*Blink*



DAMMIT!!! Best two outta 3?

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Oh my GOD, the fanboys are saying this hairstyle makes me look like FLAT TOP from Dick Tracy?

THOSE PRICKS!!!!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

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*Blink*



DAMMIT!!! Best two outta 3?

Hahahahahaha

 

[Patty]

OK, Commissioner Gordon... Death or exile?



You're f**king with me right? Im in a hospital bed for christ sakes!



It's not even that BAD! And you have a pretty good shot at making it over!



Let me see it then....







OH. F**K. YOU. BUDDY. I aint making that in a hospital bed!



*BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK* CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

 

[Panthro]

OK, Commissioner Gordon... Death or exile?



You're f**king with me right? Im in a hospital bed for christ sakes!



It's not even that BAD! And you have a pretty good shot at making it over!



Let me see it then....







OH. F**K. YOU. BUDDY. I aint making that in a hospital bed!



*BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK* CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Hehehehehe, oh that Crane, he's such an a--hole.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, it´s good to laugh again.

LA, you´re next!!

 

[ultimatefan]

NEWS ANNOUNCER: The biggest traffic jam in history as the police, the CIA and the FBI investigate the possible cause for this attack...

NOLAN: What? When I say I do my stuff for real, I DO MY STUFF FOR F***ING REAL!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff UF

 

[Dark Sentinel]

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: "Wow, that artwork for the new Captain Marvel over at Marvel isn't very good. Looks like someone vomited the paint onto the pages."

 

[Just_Human]

 

[Panthro]

Bale looks a little bit like Mr. Burns there doesn't he?

 

[ultimatefan]

TOM HARDY: What you mean I have to show more face to run for an Oscar?! Heath Ledger was under a ton of make up! Jonnhy Depp can´t even be recognized without make-up anymore!!

 

[Panthro]

TOM HARDY: What you mean I have to show more face to run for an Oscar?! Heath Ledger was under a ton of make up! Jonnhy Depp can´t even be recognized without make-up anymore!!

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: "And now I'll start some random and totally untrue rumors about the next Batman reboot along with a few untrue rumors about other DC based films just for the Hell of it."

 

[kedrell]

Coming next summer: