The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. Ah those jealous characters...

The TDKR cast reaction to the box office dropoff.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF

The TDKR cast reaction to learning that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson

CATWOMAN: "Batman? Yeah, we've had a few one night stands in recent times, so? What do you expect us to do, play Warcraft?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, yeah, I don´t think Bats and Catwoman would play a lot of Warcraft...

BATMAN: So f***ing what if I don´t beat The Avengers or The Dark Knight at the box office? TDKR made almost 300 million in just ten days, the third best result ever, and is closing in on 500 mil worldwide!! My franchise was shot in the ass by Joel Schumacher and remained dead and buried for years, and now it´s as big as it´s ever been!! More than that, I have the first all-around great superhero trilogy and one of Hollywood´s best ever, can´t put a price on that!! The naysayers can wrestle Bane for all I care!!

 

[Enriquespy]

NOLAN: So, lets see what fans are saying

FANS: OMG! Blake = Darker Grayson, Nolan is a Genius!

NOLAN: Oh my, these fans will overanalyse EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, yeah, I don´t think Bats and Catwoman would play a lot of Warcraft...

BATMAN: So f***ing what if I don´t beat The Avengers or The Dark Knight at the box office? TDKR made almost 300 million in just ten days, the third best result ever, and is closing in on 500 mil worldwide!! My franchise was shot in the ass by Joel Schumacher and remained dead and buried for years, and now it´s as big as it´s ever been!! More than that, I have the first all-around great superhero trilogy and one of Hollywood´s best ever, can´t put a price on that!! The naysayers can wrestle Bane for all I care!!

 

[OutOfBoose]

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Archie is not [BLEEP] Mr. Weatherby!"

 

[Spy-Boy]

http://memegenerator.net/instance/23770724

 

[I Am The Knight]

BATMAN: That's for Casanova!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: IIII... WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIIITE...

BANE: ...AND PARTY EEEEVERY DAY!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

BATMAN: "Die You Wage Hiking Scum!"

BATMAN: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
BANE: "Eww..."

 

[dreamliner]

 

[dreamliner]

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "Julie Newmar? No but I get that a lot."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. I don´t think Cotillard will be nominated for the Razzies, I think she did a fine job. She´s far from being another Katie Holmes or Jessica Alba. Plus right now Kristen Stewart is "Miss Razzies".

 

[ultimatefan]

The TDKR cast has just realized Nicolas Cage freaks out and says "f***!!" a buncha times even on red carpet interviews.

Before you give me any typical fanboy horses*** about how I´m not hot enough, stare at this pic and tell me you´re not dying to pull down this ziper...

 

[EliteF50]

Would love to see some captions for this picture:

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, I´m

Spoiler

Robin

, got a problem with that?!

FUGGEDABOUDIT!!

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me, I don´t see anyone else here...

 

[ultimatefan]

Spoiler

Break Batman´s back by dropping him on his knee?

Big deal. You should see how I pulled it off...

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff's great guys.

CATWOMAN: "Why yes, I was almost Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in the abandoned 4th Sam Raimi Spider-Man film, except I would have been Vulturess or something. I'm still not sure if that was really Sam's idea because he's a Silver Age fan or if that was something an executive wanted."

 

[Patty]

How in the F**K does Tom Hardy go from Bronson to regular to Bane to regular? I dont understand how you can get small so quick... anti-steroids?

 

[Enriquespy]

SPOILERS!!! (kind off)

BATS:What happened to your face?

BANE: [BLACKOUT]it was injured IN A CAVEEEEE!!! WITH A BUNCH OF THUGSSSSSS!!!
How did you healed your back?[/BLACKOUT]

BATSY:[BLACKOUT]I fixed it IN A CAVEEEEE WITH AN OLD'S GUY PUNCHHHHHH....[/BLACKOUT]

 

[Panthro]

SPOILERS!!! (kind off)

BATS:What happened to your face?

BANE: [BLACKOUT]it was injured IN A CAVEEEEE!!! WITH A BUNCH OF THUGSSSSSS!!!
How did you healed your back?[/BLACKOUT]

BATSY:[BLACKOUT]I fixed it IN A CAVEEEEE WITH AN OLD'S GUY PUNCHHHHHH....[/BLACKOUT]

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, anti-steroids...

JGL: "You people are still fixating on the end of Inception?! That was like two years ago! And what makes you think I'd have the answer?! I'm not the one who wrote it, I just starred in it!"

 

[Panthro]

JGL: "What makes you think I'd know why they're making the Hobbit into a trilogy?!"