The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[Dark Sentinel]

MICHELLE: "You know, they can dress me up like a nerdy sexually repressed prude, but I'm still hotter than Katie Holmes!"

SUPERMAN: "She's right you know."
BATMAN: "Totally."
SUPERMAN: "I wish I had someone that hot as Lois in my movies."

BATMAN: You wish you had movies.
SUPERMAN: Why'd you have to go there, dude?

Sorry to steal your thunder, Kal!! t:

BATMAN: Because I'm the god-damn B---
SUPERMAN: Oh shut up. *sip*

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

BATGIRL: Look, I understand your frustration for not getting to play Catwoman back in 1992, Mrs. Young, but shouldn´t you be over that by now?
SEAN YOUNG: Name a movie I made besides Blade Runner.
BATGIRL: Uuuuh...
SEAN YOUNG: Exactly.

 

[ultimatefan]

DEADSHOT: Hah, according to rumors, I´m one of the villains in The Dark Knight Rises!

BLACK MASK: So am I!

HUGO STRANGE: So am I!

TALIA: Even I make an appearance!

BATGIRL: W-what´s the problem with us, Selina? Are we not cool enough? Are we not hip enough?
CATWOMAN: There, there, honey... Wanna see Black Swann again?
BATGIRL: yes, please!

 

[Panthro]

Loved all those captions.

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Holy FOX animation, Batman! We've fallen into the hands of Matt Groenig!"
Batman: "D'oh!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Stop being such a baby, there´s ObamaCare now!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Obamacare.

BATMAN: "What do you mean Catwoman's not in the next one?! What do you know that I don't?! Huh?! Answer me damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

I`m still trying to convince myself Catwoman´s absence is just an elaborate mislead.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, how about that new Spidey costume?
BATMAN: Well, we haven´t seen all of it, but the changes seem to be mostly minor, except for the absence of the waist strap and those elongated chest spider legs, which looked a bit weird to me. But many fans are happy that now he has web shooters.
SUPERMAN; Dunno, doesn´t that make the suit look a little, say... robotic?
BATMAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, how about that new Spidey costume?
BATMAN: Well, we haven´t seen all of it, but the changes seem to be mostly minor, except for the absence of the waist strap and those elongated chest spider legs, which looked a bit weird to me. But many fans are happy that now he has web shooters.
SUPERMAN; Dunno, doesn´t that make the suit look a little, say... robotic?
BATMAN: Go to hell.

Hahahahahaha

 

[joker1524]

SUPERMAN: So, how about that new Spidey costume?
BATMAN: Well, we haven´t seen all of it, but the changes seem to be mostly minor, except for the absence of the waist strap and those elongated chest spider legs, which looked a bit weird to me. But many fans are happy that now he has web shooters.
SUPERMAN; Dunno, doesn´t that make the suit look a little, say... robotic?
BATMAN: Go to hell.

t: genious!

 

[Darkness Falls]

i need to see the episode thats from

 

[joker1524]

^^ your avatar just made my night lol

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Inspired by a great Greenkto caption on the Superman boards:


Can switching to Geico really save you more on car insurance........




Can Batman beat the s*** out of a buncha heavily armed thugs with his bare hands?

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

CHRIS: So Al, I'm sure you know I'm getting started on my third Batman movie. I called you here because I wanted your opinion on who should be the villain.

AL: That's easy, Chris. Catwoman!

CHRIS: And why Catwoman, Al?

AL: Cause she's got a

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

(CONTINUED)

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: is this properly covered?
BATMAN: Not yet, but the mirror behind you is perfect!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

(CONTINUED)

 

[Panthro]

All those gags were great.

 

[Nightwing 52]

(CONTINUED)

Win.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hah, kicked both your asses at the Golden Globes!

Arrogant jerk.

A**hole.

 

[Panthro]

Hah, kicked both your asses at the Golden Globes!

Arrogant jerk.

A**hole.

 

[Captain Useless]

Christopher Nolan: Okay, Christian. I've had it with this "Batman is the modern day Jesus Christ" bull****! The hair goes or I'm replacing you with this guy.