The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[ultimatefan]

HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

SUPERMAN: So, what you think of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
BATMAN: She´s definitely a talented actress, and a beautiful woman. Some may say she doesn´t look the part, or wouldn´t convince in that role, because of her more popular roles, but she´s shown in lesser known roles that she can be sexy and dangerous when she wants to.
SUPERMAN: And they said the exact same things about Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker.
BATMAN: Exactly.

 

[Mako]

Haha I love this thread.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Panthro]

HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And nobody cares what Comic Book Guy thinks.

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: ***** needs her milk...

CATWOMAN: Would you pet me? I´d pet me. I´d pet me hard...

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: ***** needs her milk...

CATWOMAN: Would you pet me? I´d pet me. I´d pet me hard...

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CATWOMAN:My kitty sense is tingling... Yeah I know that´s a Black Cat line from the defunct Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon and I don´t give a crap! She rips me off in a hundred ways, so I can return the favor once in a while, okay?!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

 

[BatFan88]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

 

[ashminator]

this summer.....

batman's back........

.........is giving him some right grief latley

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "For God's sake dude I didn't sleep with Talia, Catwoman or Vicki Vale! I don't even sleep with Harley Quinn man! Don't you know I'm like completely aesexual?!"
BATMAN: "Whoa, wait- you're a virgin?"
JOKER: "No damn it, I'm aesexual!"
BATMAN: "Is that another way of admitting you're a virgin!"
JOKER: "I'm not a virgin you idiot!"
BATMAN: "I don't know J, that would explain a lot about you."

JOKER: "This is for complaining about the reboot Spider-Man's gloves and pant stripes!"

BATMAN: "And that's for complaining about Captain America's gloves & boots!"

BATGIRL: "So you're uh, gonna totally reform after this and go straight- I mean give up a life of crime, right?"
CATWOMAN: "To use your term, totally. Now hush and let me do my work."

No Caption Necessary

Or for this one

Or this one -

 

[Secret Fawful]

Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

Batman: Oh sh--!

 

[ashminator]

that manip of batman is absolutly hilarious!!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

Batman: Oh sh--!

 

[kedrell]

Bale: "Hmm, well given who I'm up against in my new film.....I think I need a dialogue coach. What'dya say?"

Maguire: "Just repeat after me.....ahem, 'MY BACK! MY BACK! MY BACK!'."

 

[ashminator]

cant sop lughing at that pic

 

[Indy Flash]

that batman pic is so funny.

 

[Two-Face]

You guys are funny

 

[Panthro]

Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

Batman: Oh sh--!

Yours was funny too ked.

 

[Avengers-Report]

Batman's face is priceless!

 

[MiniBond]

Nolan (thinking):" what what WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET AN OSCAR NOM FOR BEST DIRECTOR ???"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[BatFan88]

Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

Batman: Oh sh--!

funny ****