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HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!
 
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SUPERMAN: So, what you think of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
BATMAN: She´s definitely a talented actress, and a beautiful woman. Some may say she doesn´t look the part, or wouldn´t convince in that role, because of her more popular roles, but she´s shown in lesser known roles that she can be sexy and dangerous when she wants to.
SUPERMAN: And they said the exact same things about Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker.
BATMAN: Exactly.

:up:
 
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HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And nobody cares what Comic Book Guy thinks. :cwink:
 
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CATWOMAN: ***** needs her milk...

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CATWOMAN: Would you pet me? I´d pet me. I´d pet me hard...
 
Thanks!

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CATWOMAN:My kitty sense is tingling... Yeah I know that´s a Black Cat line from the defunct Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon and I don´t give a crap! She rips me off in a hundred ways, so I can return the favor once in a while, okay?!
 
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SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?



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BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...
 
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SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?



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BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...
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SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?



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BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...
:awesome:
 
this summer.....

batman's back........

.........is giving him some right grief latley
 
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JOKER: "For God's sake dude I didn't sleep with Talia, Catwoman or Vicki Vale! I don't even sleep with Harley Quinn man! Don't you know I'm like completely aesexual?!"
BATMAN: "Whoa, wait- you're a virgin?"
JOKER: "No damn it, I'm aesexual!"
BATMAN: "Is that another way of admitting you're a virgin!"
JOKER: "I'm not a virgin you idiot!"
BATMAN: "I don't know J, that would explain a lot about you."


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JOKER: "This is for complaining about the reboot Spider-Man's gloves and pant stripes!"

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BATMAN: "And that's for complaining about Captain America's gloves & boots!"


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BATGIRL: "So you're uh, gonna totally reform after this and go straight- I mean give up a life of crime, right?"
CATWOMAN: "To use your term, totally. Now hush and let me do my work."


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Or for this one

Or this one -

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Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

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Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

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Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

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Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

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Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

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Batman: Oh sh--!
 
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Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

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Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

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Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

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Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

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Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

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Batman: Oh sh--!

:lmao:
 
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Bale: "Hmm, well given who I'm up against in my new film.....I think I need a dialogue coach. What'dya say?"

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Maguire: "Just repeat after me.....ahem, 'MY BACK! MY BACK! MY BACK!'."
 
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Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

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Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

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Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

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Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

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Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

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Batman: Oh sh--!
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Yours was funny too ked.
 
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Nolan (thinking):" what what WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET AN OSCAR NOM FOR BEST DIRECTOR ???"
 
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Batman: So, what physically wimpy villain am I going to get to beat up in my third movie? The Riddler? Penguin? Whoever it is, they'll be a piece of cake. I can just feel their measly bones snapping right now. Sigh. I'm the greatest.

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Nolan: Actually, it's Bane.

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Batman: Haw haw haw! Yeah, right! Bane getting in another movie after that fiasco in Batman and Robin!? That's a good one, Chris!

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Nolan: Hey, whoa, look out behind ya, kid!

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Bane: You had better start runnin', amigo!

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Batman: Oh sh--!
funny **** :awesome:
 
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