SUPERMAN: So, let me get this straight. A *****ebag is a real thing.
BATMAN: Absolutely. It´s a container for the fluid used in a vaginal *****e.
SUPERMAN: Which is, like, washing it.
BATMAN: Kinda. It´s supposed to have cleansing benefits, although they haven´t been proven.
SUPERMAN: And how does that make it a proper slang for jerk?
BATMAN: I don´t know, Clark, I´m just explaining what the term originally refers to. May be the sound or something.
SUPERMAN: I mean, I get why people use a**hole, or turd. That makes sense.
BATMAN: You don´t say.
SUPERMAN: Seriously, wouldn´t it make more sense to call the person an ennema? It´s kind of a similar procedure, and in a much more unpleasant location.
BATMAN: Look, can´t we change the subject, I´m not comfortable with t...
SUPERMAN: Even a tampon! I mean, it gets all filled with blood and...
BATMAN: One more word, Clark, and so help me God, I´ll call you a *****ebag, a jerk, an a**hole, a turd, an ennema, a tampon, I´ll even make up a new word for it based on a brand new embarrassingly invasive procedure I´ll perform on you myself!!
SUPERMAN: Gee, can´t even discuss a little semantics, thought you were a more literate guy.
BATMAN:...