The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[BatFan88]

HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

 

[elgaz]

Every year at the Justice League Xmas party, they pleaded and begged for his Chandler Bing impersonation.

And every year, Batman delivered.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE: That´s right, Batman´s gonna win an Oscar, baby!

CLOONEY: Hey, I played Batman too, and I already won an Oscar!

BALE: Oh great, now he wants people to remember he did that crappy Batman movie... Syriana was a snoozefest, by the way.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, let me get this straight. A *****ebag is a real thing.
BATMAN: Absolutely. It´s a container for the fluid used in a vaginal *****e.
SUPERMAN: Which is, like, washing it.
BATMAN: Kinda. It´s supposed to have cleansing benefits, although they haven´t been proven.
SUPERMAN: And how does that make it a proper slang for jerk?
BATMAN: I don´t know, Clark, I´m just explaining what the term originally refers to. May be the sound or something.
SUPERMAN: I mean, I get why people use a**hole, or turd. That makes sense.
BATMAN: You don´t say.
SUPERMAN: Seriously, wouldn´t it make more sense to call the person an ennema? It´s kind of a similar procedure, and in a much more unpleasant location.
BATMAN: Look, can´t we change the subject, I´m not comfortable with t...
SUPERMAN: Even a tampon! I mean, it gets all filled with blood and...
BATMAN: One more word, Clark, and so help me God, I´ll call you a *****ebag, a jerk, an a**hole, a turd, an ennema, a tampon, I´ll even make up a new word for it based on a brand new embarrassingly invasive procedure I´ll perform on you myself!!
SUPERMAN: Gee, can´t even discuss a little semantics, thought you were a more literate guy.
BATMAN:...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, elgaz

 

[Bim]

I`ve laughed my butt off catching up with this thread. Great stuff, guys t:

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "Do you think it's time for me to get this role removed from around my eye?"

 

[elgaz]

"Yup, I can confirm Bane IS going to be in the movie. However we're doing a slightly new take on it ............ he doesn't break Bruce Wayne's back, but that of his barber. Batman then vows revenge and refuses to allow anyone else to cut his hair. I'm prepping for the role already."

 

[BatmanBeyond]

HATHAWAY: C´mon, say I don´t look right for Catwoman! I dare ya!! I double f***ing dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

Hilarious!

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

 

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