The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[Dark Sentinel]

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BATMAN: In the face! IN THE FAAAAACE!!

 

[Panthro]

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BANE: "Ow! The Hell dude?!"
BATMAN: "Sorry, I was up all night trying to find good free downloads of the Dune soundtrack and nothing would work, not even BeeMP3, my usual source of free of music. Had to take it out on somebody and you just happened to be here."

 

[Panthro]

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BANE: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
BATMAN: "Aw piss on you! I'm working for Chris Nolan!"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

BATMAN: I find The Avengers quite shallow and pedantic

BANE: Yes, shallow and pedantic.

NOLAN: I agree, shallow and pedantic..

 

[ultimatefan]

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BANE: Seriously, what´s with the elbow thing, man? You got arthritis on your knuckles? Don´t wanna mess your manicure?

BATMAN: Shut the f*** up!

 

[Pagan]

seriously if someone could shop the bane "raising the roof "into an animated gif and then put it in the same pic as bats with the mic that would be epic.

 

[Darkness Falls]

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BATMAN: *sings* You put your elbow up tight, take a step with the right
Tilt your head to side, smile real real wide Leo Strut (Say what-wha-wha-what?) x2

 

[Pagan]

In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?

 

[KalMart]

"Check-check...is this thing on? Okay....to the guy in the red cap two blocks away....no the RED cap...yeah, you......STAY...THE %$#@...AWAY...FROM THAT LIGHT!!!! You GOT ME?!!!! How %$#@'in HARD is that to UNDERSTAND, Einstein....?!!!"

 

[the dmg]

"Gotham City! Wayne!"

Bale: Chris seriously?
Hardy: What. The. ****!
Nolan: You shall not pass!

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Bane: Chris! He hit me too hard!

Batman: Yeah well its his own fault he didnt step away in time like we rehearsed it!

Chris Nolan:...FML!

 

[KalMart]

Hardy: Jesus Chr...!
Nolan: Oh my g...!
Bale: Guys...I said I was sorry, okay? Burritos for lunch, hot day, this suit...it happens.

 

[kvz5]

Hardy: So I told this interviewer that The Dark Knight Rises is like Starbucks and the fanboys all flipped out!!!

 

[Hotwire]

I normally stay away from memes, but...

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Batman: You mad?

 

[imposserus]

Hardy: So I told this interviewer that The Dark Knight Rises is like Starbucks and the fanboys all flipped out!!!

awesome!

 

[helloiamben]

Batman: Wow, your forehead only comes to about right here on me? Shouldn't you be, I don't know, atleast the same height if not taller.

Bane: Whaaaat, whaaaat?

 

[imposserus]

YOU TELL YOUR FANBOYS I WILL LOOK BIGGER ON SCREEN
THEY JUDGE ME BASED ON UNOFFICIAL LEAKED PICTURES FROM WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SECURE SHOOT
IF TOM CRUISE CAN BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A PERSON RATHER THAN A HOBBIT
I CAN BE MADE LARGER AS WELL
YOU TELL THEM! TELL THEM OR I BREAK YOU!


i break you anyway

 

[Frontier]

lol

 

[ThePhantasm]

YOU TELL YOUR FANBOYS I WILL LOOK BIGGER ON SCREEN
THEY JUDGE ME BASED ON UNOFFICIAL LEAKED PICTURES FROM WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SECURE SHOOT
IF TOM CRUISE CAN BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A PERSON RATHER THAN A HOBBIT
I CAN BE MADE LARGER AS WELL
YOU TELL THEM! TELL THEM OR I BREAK YOU!

Its so true though. Did people expect Hardy to be on two foot stilts? Lol

 

[Panthro]

YOU TELL YOUR FANBOYS I WILL LOOK BIGGER ON SCREEN
THEY JUDGE ME BASED ON UNOFFICIAL LEAKED PICTURES FROM WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SECURE SHOOT
IF TOM CRUISE CAN BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A PERSON RATHER THAN A HOBBIT
I CAN BE MADE LARGER AS WELL
YOU TELL THEM! TELL THEM OR I BREAK YOU!


i break you anyway

 

[American_Idiot]

Batman: The Starship Troopers set is thataway!

Bane: No, I'm actually here looking for the Ugly Sweater party. This was the address they gave me...

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Batman: Ok, you know what?! No time for this! Hiyah! Get lost Little Man!

 

[ultimatefan]

COTILLARD: The first fanboy that asks, "are you actually playing Talia Al Ghul?", shoot to kill!

 

[American_Idiot]

Marion: No I'm not playing Talia! I'm uhhh actually on my way over to the Hobbit set for an undisclosed role in that movie. This here, well, THIS is my uhhh, BODYGUARD! K, bye!

 

[Fanticon]

Batman: So you wanna breakdance fight then?!
Bale: Oh s***! This motherf***** is crazy!

 

[Hotwire]

Double post.