The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[Hotwire]

Batman: So, you see, with my new Bat-Skincream for shaved scalps, you actually get less irritation and fewer razor bumps.

Bane: Smells nice, too.

 

[Panthro]

COTILLARD: The first fanboy that asks, "are you actually playing Talia Al Ghul?", shoot to kill!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Frontier]

"OK, Seriously? I thought the whole excuse reason for redesigning the effing batsuit in the last movie was so he could turn his head and, thus, 'back out' of the driveway? I mean, that line is even in the film! That he wants to be able to back out! So why the hell can no body still park this damn thing right?! Do you not even feel the shift in angle or the bump-bump-bump from each stair or something? C'mon!"

 

[Panthro]

CREWMAN #1: "Yoooooooooooooooo Joe!"
CREWMAN #2: "Shut up."

 

[ultimatefan]

MIRANDA TATE: What? No, we have nothing to do with the riot, we´re just going to tell the Wayne Enterprises employees what we´ve actually done with their pensions money (here´s a tip: horses are involved)

 

[Panthro]

MIRANDA TATE: What? No, we have nothing to do with the riot, we´re just going to tell the Wayne Enterprises employees what we´ve actually done with their pensions money (here´s a tip: horses are involved)

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

Doctor Who posted this on the manips and fan art thread, I loved it:

 

[MiniBond]

could totally see RDJ doing that to Bale !t:

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Ev'ry Day I'm Shuffling.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Can you stop checking out my crotch in public

BANE: I don´t care what anyone says, I´ll shout our love from the rooftops!!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: ...But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... a basket case... a princess... and a criminal. Sincerely yours, the breakfast cl...

BANE: Yeah yeah, everybody´s seen the movie, it´s awesome, now stop recounting it shot by shot all the f***ing time, will ya?!

 

[IamtheBatman]

How do you all put pics in your thread more importantly for your signature?

 

[Stelze]

Bane: Ok, I'm sorry! Just don't hit my iPhone, I just bought it!!

 

[ultimatefan]

How do you all put pics in your thread more importantly for your signature?

in the thread, you type

. If you right click on the pic, there´s "copy URL" The avatar, you go to "edit avatar", then you write the pic´s URL or select a pic from your computer. But you need to have a certain number of posts to do it.

 

[Cats]

"HIT ME!"

 

[Cats]

BATMAN: Sooo... the digital department shrunk me so Hardy would tower over me.

ROBIN: Or maybe they did it so people would start noticing that there's been a tiny Robin fighting alongside Batman since BB.

 

[Cats]

JUSTICE LEAGUE: "Hey Nolan! When are you coming to translate the rest of us to film?"

 

[X Knight]

Batman: "Sorry man. You must be THIS tall to fight me."

Bane: ""

 

[nimrodson]

Invisible chest of drawers.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

 

[X Knight]

Everyone's Dancin in the Street!! Whoop! There it is!!

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Batman: Do I stink?

Bane: YO! You need some heavy duty Bat deodorant or something! Seriously I`d rather smell the Sex Panther cologne! At least you found a new way of keeping us criminals away

 

[RolandDaggett]

If I had no knowledge of this film I would never guess that guy fighting Batman is Bane.

 

[kvz5]

You probably think this movie’s about you, don’t you?

 

[Dark Sentinel]

BATMAN: Swear to me!

BANE: *sigh* dammit...