The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[kvz5]

Bale: Is Nolan alright? He looked pretty upset when he saw both of us won.
Wally: Yeah, he's fine. I heard him crying in the bathroom though! LULZ

 

[kvz5]

 

[ultimatefan]

^I´ll bet that chick turned out to be a Twilight vampire...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, the fans seem pretty loyal to our costumes´ trunks, huh?

BATMAN: Sure, if you wanna call a bunch of fat, sweaty 40 year-old virgins making a hissy fit about what we wear over crotch and butt "loyalty", sure, let´s go with that.

SUPERMAN: You´re such a cynical.

 

[mackblack01]

SUPERMAN: So, the fans seem pretty loyal to our costumes´ trunks, huh?

BATMAN: Sure, if you wanna call a bunch of fat, sweaty 40 year-old virgins making a hissy fit about what we wear over crotch and butt "loyalty", sure, let´s go with that.

SUPERMAN: You´re such a cynical.

HAHAHAHA! Oh wow, that's really funny UF!t:

 

[imposserus]

SUPERMAN: So, the fans seem pretty loyal to our costumes´ trunks, huh?

BATMAN: Sure, if you wanna call a bunch of fat, sweaty 40 year-old virgins making a hissy fit about what we wear over crotch and butt "loyalty", sure, let´s go with that.

SUPERMAN: You´re such a cynical.

^=awesome!

^=you beat me
bummer made me laugh... hard.

 

[imposserus]

sir, you've been so down lately
i've decided to pick up a little something to cheer you up


i'm not down alfred, i'm brooding...
it's kind of my thing

yes sir, how could i forget
nonethe less let me introduce some one to you

we've been through this! you don't just let people in to the batcave!

trust me sir, your secret will be safe with...

ACE!


awwww... he's so cute!
you know alfred, thank you.
this will help me a lot i think. sorry for getting upset with you

perfectly alright sir.
sorry again about the whole thing with ms. vale


__1 week later___

good morning sir
how are you and ace doing today?

quite well. i told you he'd help
thanks again alfred

shall I arrange a large donation to the humane society?

make it happen fella!

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff was guys.

 

[obin_gam]

Oh Batman where art thou?

 

[Ock]

Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!

 

[kvz5]

Ladies! Ladies! I'm here!!! There's enough Bane for everyone!

 

[Blue Sugar]

HELLO I'm ben.

 

[CapedCrusader14]

 

[ronny]

This coat cost HOW much?!

 

[Blue Sugar]

Yeah I want TWO of those bridesmaids in my trailer later.

 

[Cats]

BANE: Eeeyyye am hooott, ccaaan eeyyyee ttake dees off?

MERCENARIES: Umm.. wot?

BANE: Eeeyyye am hooott, ccaaan eeyyyee ttake dees coaat off?

BLACKGATE ESCAPEES: Did he say that we should start firing?

BANE: Eeeyyye am bleedddeeee hooott, I'mmm ggooonnnaa roousst in this outtttfit!

NOLAN: No, Bane doesn't get to make out with Catwoman.

BANE: Arrrghhhhhh!!

NOLAN: That was fantastic Hardy! Now if you could do what you just did for the shooting that'll take place in four hours, that would be perfect! Now stay up on that Batmobile and continue practicing while the crew and I will go take a nap under the shade.

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE: C´mon, come up here and tell me the car´s design is ugly and busy, it´ll be fun...

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE: Batmobile, my ass! This is the pimpmobile!

 

[Cats]

BATMAN: Whoa... Anne Hathaway is going to be the hottest Catwoman by far!

PFIEFFER CATWOMAN: I DARE you to say that again!

BATMAN: Okay okay, you'll always rule that role.

 

[Hotwire]

Bane: Can I get a WHAT WHAT!?!?

 

[Hotwire]

Bane: The VENOM gets injected WHERE!?!?

 

[imposserus]

sure does look warm don't it
he's not evil, he's just grumpy cuz he's overheating

 

[Cats]

BATMAN: Don't move, you have a smudge of ketchup riiiiight here. Let me get that off for you.

BANE: *weeps* You are so kind.

 

[Bat-Mite]

Ben: Ben no feel too good.

Batman: Let me feel your forehead, darling. I think you might have a fever.

Ben: Waaaaaaaah!

Batman: There, there. Let's get you to a doctor!

 

[kvz5]

The Bane/Batman ones are killing me!