The FFINO ZONE - Part 3

[Docker2.0]

Not going to fault Ryan for GL though. He's clearly a comic book fan but just got dealt a raw hand. He should have listened to Wesley Snipes and let Blade 3 be about Blade and not about the Night Stalkers though. I don't understand why WB wanted him for GL when at the time he was clearly made to be the Flash.

 

[sdc10]

Holy crap the dude was even in Blade 3.. lol I never realized he was in a lot of these bad movies. This worries me becauE I want Deadpool to be successful and didn't Fox keep him as the actor?
He went to Fox in Xmen origins and then WB for Green Lantern...is Marvel wanting him also or are they like "stay away box office Kryptonite".

But none of those movies were bad *because* of Ryan Reynolds. He had no control over how Deadpool was portrayed in origins and to me, he seemed like the only enthusiastic person in Green Lantern, that movie was crap because of the script and too much cgi both of which are, again, things he didnt have control over.

 

[C. Lee]

But none of those movies were bad *because* of Ryan Reynolds. He had no control over how Deadpool was portrayed in origins and to me, he seemed like the only enthusiastic person in Green Lantern, that movie was crap because of the script and too much cgi both of which are, again, things he didnt have control over.

Yep....all the movies he were in had problems....but no one said they were ruined because of the presence of Reynolds. His acting was fine in what he was given.....because he didn't write or direct the movies....he acted in them.

 

[Erzengel]

Holy crap the dude was even in Blade 3.. lol I never realized he was in a lot of these bad movies. This worries me becauE I want Deadpool to be successful and didn't Fox keep him as the actor?
He went to Fox in Xmen origins and then WB for Green Lantern...is Marvel wanting him also or are they like "stay away box office Kryptonite".

Yes he is in 3 of my worst CBMs. GL, X:WO, Blade Trinity.

 

[NotSoLongAgo]

Yep....all the movies he were in had problems....but no one said they were ruined because of the presence of Reynolds. His acting was fine in what he was given.....because he didn't write or direct the movies....he acted in them.

I feel that alot of people do fault him for the movies failing though. He gets a ton of (unfair) flack for it

 

[Brian Braddock]

Totally agree. Always liked Reynolds and feels he gets unwarranted criticism. Which makes me root for him even more, funnilly enough.

 

[TheVileOne]

Meh, he was the worst part of Blade: Trinity, and his humor brought the whole movie down. His type of humor didn't work with the Blade films.

 

[C. Lee]

Meh, he was the worst part of Blade: Trinity, and his humor brought the whole movie down. His type of humor didn't work with the Blade films.

His character being the worst part is not the same as Ryan Reynolds was the worst part. If an actors part is not working with the rest of the movie, it is the responsibility of the director, producer, and writer to assure that the actor's part fits in with the rest of the movie.

 

[Docker2.0]

Meh, he was the worst part of Blade: Trinity, and his humor brought the whole movie down. His type of humor didn't work with the Blade films.

That wasn't his fault though. Wasn't it Goyer who made it directoral debut in that film? Snipes was pissed the entire time during that film and after watching the final product, who can blame him?

 

[Dark Raven]

I've often said before that defenders of this movie will say "wait until the sequel", "wait until the reboot", "wait until the porn parody" etc.

Well, now it appears that fans are clamouring for a porn parody of FFINO:

‘Fantastic Four’ Is So Bad That Fans Are Allegedly Begging For A Porn Parody

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/08/fantastic-four-porn-parody/

It’s been several weeks since the latest Fantastic Four film was released with a whimper, and the movie has been going downhill since, with both fans and critics saying the the film isn’t just bad…it’s awful. Now, the only thing that might save the franchise is an adult film parody of the superhero flick.

According to a press release put out by Wicked Pictures, fans are begging Axel Braun (the director of such hits as X-Men XXX and Captain America XXX) to try his hand at another comic book film that desperately needs his attention.

Braun, whose latest film is Peter Pan XXX has responded saying that he’ll definitely consider it.

“It’s flattering and quite frankly pretty funny that fans are turning to me after their disappointment with Hollywood’s continued failure to create a Fantastic Four movie that comic lovers can be proud of,” said Axel Braun. “I am honestly still undecided on what my next comic parody will be, but it will definitely show love and respect for the source material, as well as a deep understanding of the characters… something that the mainstream film industry seems somehow incapable of.”

That sounds like a yes, and as a fan of these parodies (which I watch for the story), it also sounds like this will be another one to drunkenly watch with a group of friends on a Saturday night. Guess we’ll all just cross our fingers and hope.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

At least maybe they'll get some use out of all that unconsumed Thing sauce.

 

[Dark Raven]

Jamie Bell's version of the Thing is going to have some difficulty in a porn parody with that design of his.

 

[Eddie]

Finally! An actual reason to make Johnny and Sue step siblings!

At least Ben will finally get his rock hard unit back!

Wait, you're telling me the movie with naked Thing and Mr. Fantastic in fetish wear wasn't the porn parody?

Hey, a version where they're guaranteed to work as a group!

[BLACKOUT]Don't mind me, just making awful jokes.[/BLACKOUT]

[BLACKOUT]I had more, but they're a bit on the dirty side.[/BLACKOUT]

 

[Eddie]

Jamie Bell's version of the Thing is going to have some difficulty in a porn parody with that design of his.

There's more than one way to- *dragged off the stage and whipped by the mods*

 

[Avid Avenger]

Jamie Bell's version of the Thing is going to have some difficulty in a porn parody with that design of his.

At least he's guaranteed a penis.

 

[Dark Raven]

At least he's guaranteed a penis.

Not necessarily. That might be part of the joke and parody.

 

[Eddie]

All they need is a chisel and some stone adhesive. They can make him more comic accurate, too. Yep, get rid of those fifth digits on his hands and attach them to- dammit, Eddie, stop that!

 

[Dark Raven]

Did Trank really give Ben 5 fingers?

 

[Eddie]

Yeah, they left him with five digits per hand after the transformation. With an all CG take it really comes off as change for the sake of change.

 

[Saitou Hajime]

Why does it seem a lot of these terrible movies everyone lists have Ryan Reynolds in them?

I've never been fond of Reynolds' acting. He always seems to project that same smarmy feel in all his roles, but most especially his humor.

 

[Dark Raven]

Yeah, they left him with five digits per hand after the transformation. With an all CG take it really comes off as change for the sake of change.

No reason for that at all. In fact, since it was CGI there was no reason Ben shouldn't have looked exactly like the comics. It's not like it's a campy or bad design. But Trank's Thing design looks terrible, as does Doom, who could also have looked as comic accurate and well executed as Iron Man.

 

[TheVileOne]

His character being the worst part is not the same as Ryan Reynolds was the worst part. If an actors part is not working with the rest of the movie, it is the responsibility of the director, producer, and writer to assure that the actor's part fits in with the rest of the movie.

They basically put Van Wilder in a Blade movie.

 

[Orba]

I've often said before that defenders of this movie will say "wait until the sequel", "wait until the reboot", "wait until the porn parody" etc.

Well, now it appears that fans are clamouring for a porn parody of FFINO:

‘Fantastic Four’ Is So Bad That Fans Are Allegedly Begging For A Porn Parody

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/08/fantastic-four-porn-parody/

The embarrassing thing is that it will probably have far more comic accurate costumes that any we have seen so far.

 

[Docker2.0]

Yeah, they left him with five digits per hand after the transformation. With an all CG take it really comes off as change for the sake of change.

Dude is missing his penis and his balls. The last thing I'd worry about is him having 5 fingers. t:

 

[Dark Raven]

The embarrassing thing is that it will probably have far more comic accurate costumes that any we have seen so far.

That is quite true. They might turn out to be the most faithful and most expensive looking ones we'll get. They might even be better than what the FF or Doom could have if they showed up in the MCU. I don't know if they ever use CGI though in these porn parodies or whether they bother to budget for that sort of thing.