The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

Scarlett- "Umm, guys, I think my stealth suit is malfunctioning, it only turns itself invisible!"

Other Joes- "Huh, what did you breast?- I mean say- what did you say?"

Hahahahahahahahaha, poor Scarlett.

DUKE: "Yep, that's Iron Man on the horizon, and he's looking to be a monster at the box office."

 

[Nathan Petrelli]

AHAHAHA! I cant believe they will pay to see our movie

 

[Kokoryu1]

Duke: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...."
Scarlett: Duke?
Duke: Yes?
Scarlett: Shut the Hell up!
Roabblock: My oh my, I let one slip. Get a whiff and it'll curl your lip!
Snake Eyes: Sigh.
Scarlett: God you guys are soooo immature!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SCARLETT: "You got the target Duke?"
DUKE: "Yep, target's in my sight - Fantastic Four Part 3! Open fire, Joes!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Ray said he was getting a little hot under the collar with that Snake Eyes costume! HAHAHAHA!!!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

"*SIGH* Fine, if you really have to know 'if it really matches,' here you go ..."

 

[shadowdog]

"Nanosuits?! BWA-Ha ha ha ha ha! That's rich!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

Who said I was a good actor?! HA HA HA ................ Oh God I'm gonna pee my pants!.

Duke: That prick is laughing! He's actually laughing! He looks nothing like me does he Scarlett?
Scarlett? SCARLETT!
Scarlett: Huh? Oh sorry Duke. No Nothing like you at all (He's dreamy!). Duke: That's it! Roadblock, put him down!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SCARLETT: "What is that there yonder?"
DUKE: "It's the lines forming for Iron Man this week. Damn that's one long line."

 

[Pink Ranger]

ROADBLOCK: Wait a minute! There's no ammo in these guns!

SCARLETT: I know. Because of this expensive new animation we had to make cutbacks.

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROADBLOCK: Wait a minute! There's no ammo in these guns!

SCARLETT: I know. Because of this expensive new animation we had to make cutbacks.

Hehehehehe

RUPERT GRINT: "Hi, I'm here to audition for the part of Flint."

ROADBLOCK: "That sucka wants to play Flint?! Sweet Jesus, what the Hell is Hollywood coming to?! If he actually gets to play Flint, we're all doomed!"
SCARLET: "What do you think, Duke?"
DUKE: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUKE: "Hey, cheer up, guys! It's only a matter of time before they start making movies based on cartoons from the 1990s!"


ABLE SQUAD FROM EXOSQUAD: "We sure hope so!!!"

 

[Hotwire]

Baroness: I'll shoot the next fanboy who insists I need a giant Cobra emblem on my chest.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BARONESS: "Time to go Matrix on your asses!"

 

[Hotwire]

Ripcord: Duke! Get back here with my uniform!

Duker: Sorry, thought this one was mine.

 

[Hotwire]

Hawk: Oooh. I'm not sure that's a fart.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAWK: "No I am not Flint. Don't let the beret fool you."

 

[Kokoryu1]

HAWK: I just finished reading the script and I am not amused!

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAWK: I just finished reading the script and I am not amused!

Hehehehe

DUKE: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

HAWK: Whenever I need to remind myself who I work for I just look down at my pants where someone was kind enough to print my employers top secret name. I wonder if they'll do the same with my underoos?

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAWK: "[FONT=courier, courier new]Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." [/FONT]

 

[Hotwire]

Marlon to costume guy: Man, why I gotta wear the s***!?!?!

 

[Hotwire]

Snake-Eyes: First, I tried to get in through the sunroof...

Snake-Eyes: But then I was like, eh, screw it, I'll just sit up here.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Scarlett: Alright, who called me a G.I Hoe!?!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Scarlett: Alright, who called me a G.I Hoe!?!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Poor Scarlett...

SCARLETT: "Come With Me If You Want To Live."