The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

^Ha ha^ Dr. Fate, you're always funny!

Thanks shadowdog. I do my best.

SCARLET: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass."

 

[Vile]

Nice!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I'd tap that

 

[Dr. Fate]

I'd tap that

As would I, as would we all.

SCARLET: "James Bond claims he never met a woman he couldn't seduce. James Bond never met me."

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

haha.

 

[Pink Ranger]

"I never looked good in this outfit back when I was still a dude!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

haha.

Thanks.

SCARLET: "Look, I may be a virgin, but I can still kick your ass."

HICKS: "Oh really?"

 

[Timstuff]

JGL: "Hey Channing, check this pic out!"

Channing Tatum: "For the last time, not while I'm at work! The crew laughs at how tight my costume's pants are enough as it is!"

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

"I never looked good in this outfit back when I was still a dude!"

"This beats Darth Vader's suit, doesn't it?"


Back in Black

 

[Timstuff]

If you're a Cobra who happens to cross Scarlett's path, you can at least take comfort in the small chance that she'll end up wearing you.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

This is so R with a solid X rating

 

[Mr. Wiener]

This is so R with a solid X rating

Very solid!

 

[Pink Ranger]

"Great. I knew it was a mistake to let Joey Eszterhas write the sequel."

 

[The Avatar]

Thanks shadowdog. I do my best.

SCARLET: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass."

"Don't worry Ripley, me and my squad of Ultimate Bad-Asses will protect you"

 

[Dr. Fate]

If you're a Cobra who happens to cross Scarlett's path, you can at least take comfort in the small chance that she'll end up wearing you.

Hot Damn! t:

"It's all psychological, I distract them with my hot nearly nude bod and then I kick their asses. Strategy worthy of General George S. Patton."

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

"Gawd. Im so horny." - random hype poster.

 

[Dr. Fate]

DESTRO: "If loving her was wrong, I didn't want to be right!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

Cobra Commander introduces Lord Vader to Cobras newest member, Cameltoe!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cobra Commander introduces Lord Vader to Cobras newest member, Cameltoe!

Hehehehehehe, icons of evil united!

DARTH VADER: "Wait a minute, is that- a handbuzzer?!"
COBRA COMMANDER: "Sneaky, aren't I? The Force didn't do ya much good that time did it?"
DV: "You bastard!"

HICKS: "What do you want?"

SCARLET: "I Wanna Rock!!!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

Scarlett : So Tell me Duke What do you see?
Duke: I see a whole lotta Suck on the Horizon!
Roadblock: Man oh man, this movie smells like armpit. Please Duke Let me shoot it!
Snake Eyes: Sigh.
Duke: No. it's too late for that. At least we got this cameo gig in MGS.

 

[Rick Roll'd]

^^^^^^^^^ Jeez thats funny I was thinking that the other day about MGS

 

[Kokoryu1]

Not used to being on their own and led by Fred VII, the Crimson Guards reserves ( Vermillion Sentinels) banded together to Recruit a new Serpentor. As of today there were no takers.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Scarlett : So Tell me Duke What do you see?
Duke: I see a whole lotta Suck on the Horizon!
Roadblock: Man oh man, this movie smells like armpit. Please Duke Let me shoot it!
Snake Eyes: Sigh.
Duke: No. it's too late for that. At least we got this cameo gig in MGS.

Hehehehehehehehe

DUKE: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've wandered onto the set from Dune..."

 

[shadowdog]

Scarlett- "Umm, guys, I think my stealth suit is malfunctioning, it only turns itself invisible!"

Other Joes- "Huh, what did you breast?- I mean say- what did you say?"

 

[shadowdog]

Duke: "Yep, I can see the GI Joe movie set from here...Scarlett, it looks like the actress playing you is dressed... all in black?"
Scarlett: "Are you sure that's not the Baroness?"
Duke: "Red hair, crossbow, nope- that's you!"
Scarlett: "...Maybe I'm dressed up as the Baroness?"
Duke: "I don't think so."
Scarlett: "Maybe I'm-"
Duke: "Um, no."
Roadblock: "What do you expect after the Matrix and X-Men were such big hits?"
Duke: "Hey- that didn't rhyme!"
Roadblock: "Bite me!"