The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

GUNG HO: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there! I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

 

[Pink Ranger]

DUKE: Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ...

STALKER: Not the most appropriate time for this, dude.

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUKE: Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ...

STALKER: Not the most appropriate time for this, dude.

Hehehehehehehe

DUKE: "We want our film adaptation of the Hobbit and we want it now!"
GI JOES: "Yeah!!!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

DUKE: "It's a Burger Barn, Gilbert! It's a Burger Barn!!!"

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

THE ONLY TRULY APPROPRIATE CAPTION FOR SNAKE EYES:

"..."

haha that's awesome

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

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[Pink Ranger]

"The first guy who suggests Stone Cold Steven Austin plays me in the sequel is gettin' an eyeful o' lead!"

 

[Twin2]

Cobra Commander: Damn it Destro how many times do I have to tell you, NO PORN ON THE WORK COMPUTERS!

 

[Pink Ranger]

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.

 

[DOG LIPS]

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.

 

[Greyfox327]

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Ha ha ha ha! That's great!

Jinx: "We won't fall for your tricks Snake-Eyes, your the enemy. Aw crap, did I say Snake-Eyes!? And we're LIVE!? Next time we air this episode edit that!"

Snake-Eyes: "......."

(In case you didn't know, that really happened!)

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.

Hehehe, oh poor Stalker, talk about being mistreated. Back in the day, Carl Weathers sure as Hell would have looked the part.

DUKE: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

"I know I'm not supposed to be posting on Hype during work, but .....

 

[Kokoryu1]

Now to put the finishing touches on the movie script. Hmmmm... Maybe Hawk falls in love with Crystal ball? Hell, why not? I got them to cast Marlon Wayans as Ripcord they'll buy ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Kokoryu1]

Quick! Get them before they finalize the script!!!!!! NOOOOOO JOE!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I know I'm not supposed to be posting on Hype during work, but .....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

"We ain't afraid of no Predator or Alien or killer cyborgs from the future!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

CC: LOOK DESTRO!!!! They cast Dr. Who as YOU!!!! HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Destro: That's not funny! Let me see that!
CC: HAHAHAHAAA! Don't forget to bring your Iron Grenadaleks!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh My God... HEEEEEE My Stomach hurts!!

 

[MST3K 4ever]

SGT. Slaughter: What's wrong guys?

Falcon: We just found out we aren't going to be in the new movie.

SGT. Slaughter: Aww come on guys it's still going to be a good movie...the cast looks to be top-notch, lots of action and Stephen Sommers is a really under-rated director and I'm looking forward to working with him. Besides there is always the sequel.

Falcon: You're not in it either...not even in the sequel.

SGT. Slaughter: WHAT???? ALL-RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GOT YOUR GEAR TOGETHER! NOW!!! THAT 3RD RATE HACK SOMMERS HAS A MAJOR A** KICKING COMNG TO HIM!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SGT. Slaughter: What's wrong guys?

Falcon: We just found out we aren't going to be in the new movie.

SGT. Slaughter: Aww come on guys it's still going to be a good movie...the cast looks to be top-notch, lots of action and Stephen Sommers is a really under-rated director and I'm looking forward to working with him. Besides there is always the sequel.

Falcon: You're not in it either...not even in the sequel.

SGT. Slaughter: WHAT???? ALL-RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GOT YOUR GEAR TOGETHER! NOW!!! THAT 3RD RATE HACK SOMMERS HAS A MAJOR A** KICKING COMNG TO HIM!!!!

Hahahahahahaha

DUKE: "What the Hell is that?!"
STALKER: "I believe that's the original Predator character design before they gave it an overhaul in favor of the 7-foot monster with the mandibles we have now."
DUKE: "Holy $hit!"

 

[Hotwire]

CC: Get your damn hands away from my Pokemon!

 

[Dr. Fate]

CC: Get your damn hands away from my Pokemon!

Hehehe, gotta catch 'em all.

DESTRO: "Gimme that remote! Desperate Housewives is on!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

DESTRO: "Gimme that remote! Desperate Housewives is on!"

Hahahahaha!

Slaughter: "Is there a reason why you maggots are smirking?"

Falcon "Well, sir, The Iron Shiek just made another YouTube video."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahaha!

Slaughter: "Is there a reason why you maggots are smirking?"

Falcon "Well, sir, The Iron Shiek just made another YouTube video."

Thanks. Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

CC: "Hey, who took the Dark Knight trailer off line?!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

Thanks. Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

Former WWE wrestler that Slaughter had a feud with. The guy is pretty hilarious now. Just type his name up at Youtube, and you'll see what I mean.

 

[Hotwire]

Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

This comment just qualified you as a youngin'. Doesn't know who The Iron Shiek is! Kids these days.