The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

This comment just qualified you as a youngin'. Doesn't know who The Iron Shiek is! Kids these days.

I'm 24. I just never followed professional wrestling much.

DESTRO: "I want to watch 28 Days Later!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

Cobra Commander: "Stop it. I'm not giving you the keys to my car!"

Destro: "But I am an excellent driver."

 

[shadowdog]

Cobra Commander- "This damn thing's frozen and ctrl+Alt+Del isn't working! Attention, this is Cobra Commander...will someone from tech support who knows how to use a Mac please report to the War room immediately?!"

 

[shadowdog]

"oooh, I may have alreay won a free XBOX 360? Excellent!"

 

[shadowdog]

Cobra Commander- What? Viacom has deleted all of my episodes of Avatar the last Airbender from my Youtube page! Dispatch the trouble bubbles! Destroy Nickelodian's corporate offices!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cobra Commander- "This damn thing's frozen and ctrl+Alt+Del isn't working! Attention, this is Cobra Commander...will someone from tech support who knows how to use a Mac please report to the War room immediately?!"

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Hotwire]

Destro: This would be easier if you would just give me that bottle of KY.

 

[Pink Ranger]

"I have the power to make a grown man cry. To make a grown man lose all hope as he sees all that he has worked for, all that he is created, torn asunder and turned into a farce. And that man is Larry Hama."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I have the power to make a grown man cry. To make a grown man lose all hope as he sees all that he has worked for, all that he is created, torn asunder and turned into a farce. And that man is Larry Hama."

Hahahaha!

And yet... poor Larry Hama...

SERPENTOR: "It's not nice to fool with dark overlords!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

Cobra Island Annual Beach Party.
SERPENTOR: Thats right people, Body by Bowflex!

 

[Kokoryu1]

The Troops danced and laughed as Crimson Guardsman Fred V was made to patrol Cobra Island on a SSSSegway. Oh how the Mighty have fallen!

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Um, where's my coffee? I always drink coffee when watching radar! You know that! Everybody knows that!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

And yet... poor Larry Hama...

Thx. This thread is almost as fun as the old Justice League Caption thread.

Poor Larry Hama. He had so many ridiculous characters bastardize his creation. Here's my next contribution:

"Well people, we set out this morning to find something even more pathetic than dressing up like Klingons. All I have to say is, Mission Accomplished!"

 

[Hotwire]

Steve knew the applause of the other soldiers was only to humor him. None of them truely appreciated old school gangsta rap. Especially when preformed by a white boy.

 

[Heretic]

"I can't believe they cast you as Chuckles"

 

[Heretic]

SGT SLAUGHTER-"Aren't you guys in X-Force?"

 

[Rick Roll'd]

Scarlett: This movie is Gonna Be one big qweef
Duke: God im cute.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Duke: I can understand why I had to show up to the audition in costume, but why the kneepads?

Scarlett: You've obviously never worked for Stephen Sommers before. How badly do you want this part?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Sgt. Slaughter: Vince McMahon, owner of World Wrestling Entertainment has assigned me to form a team to go up against Hulk Hogan's team at the Survivor Series.
Falcon: Who is on Hulk Hogan's Team?
Sgt. Slaughter: Hulk Hogan, Brutus Beefcake, Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, Nasty Boy Jerry Saggs, Haku and "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart.
Falcon:Why us then? Couldn't you get the other WWE wrestlers?
Sgt. Slaughter: I can't. They are all jobbing to Triple H.
Falcon: Then how are we supposed to beat them?
Sgt. Slaughter: We can beat them because we have a secret weapon: John Cena. He won't ever job to Hogan, even though it may end in a draw as the two never job.
Falcon: If the two don't job, we will never win! The world is doomed!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thx. This thread is almost as fun as the old Justice League Caption thread.

Poor Larry Hama. He had so many ridiculous characters bastardize his creation. Here's my next contribution:

"Well people, we set out this morning to find something even more pathetic than dressing up like Klingons. All I have to say is, Mission Accomplished!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

"Hey Macarena!"

 

[Dr. Evil]

Stella!

 

[Dr. Fate]

DESTRO: "Damn you, cruel world! Where else am I gonna find a chick as hot as this?!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

I knew I shouldn't have let you go home with Phil Spector!

 

[Hotwire]

Schumacher: I just had to drop by and share my vision of Zartan.

Spoiler

Schumacher: So, what did you think?

 

[Dr. Fate]

I knew I shouldn't have let you go home with Phil Spector!

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it.

DUKE & SCARLETT: "If You Can't Put In 30 Minutes a Day, You Don't Deserve A Hot Date."