The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Hotwire]

Iron Man: Give me back my spare armor, and no one gets hurt.

Marlon: Um, what's he talking about?
Costume Guy: Just do what he says.

 

[Helghast Cmdr]

Park: So... remind me again why were doing this movie?
Hun Lee: Yeah..... I don't even know.... I just don't care anymore.... Just make it stop.... *tear*

 

[Dr. Fate]

Iron Man: Give me back my spare armor, and no one gets hurt.

Marlon: Um, what's he talking about?
Costume Guy: Just do what he says.

Hehehehehehehe

DUKE: "Tomorrow... is... another... day..."

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Flame On! Ooops! Wrong franchise.

*Gotta admit he does look like Johnny Blaze from the F4 movies.*

 

[Dr. Fate]

Flame On! Ooops! Wrong franchise.

*Gotta admit he does look like Johnny Blaze from the F4 movies.*

He does have a knack for resembling Johnny Blaze of Ghostrider and the Chris Evans version of Johnny Storm from F4.

GI JOES: "Macho Macho Man! I've got to be a Macho Man! Macho Macho Man! I've got to be a macho!"

 

[Kokoryu1]

Alas after G.I. Joe's disbandment Deep Six hit an all time low in his life.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SNAKE-EYES: "Now where did I put my cigarettes..."

 

[Pink Ranger]

DUKE: Falcon, it is to you, old friend, that I entrust the Matrix of Leadership ...

FALCON: Thanks, I ... what?!?!

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUKE: Falcon, it is to you, old friend, that I entrust the Matrix of Leadership ...

FALCON: Thanks, I ... what?!?!

Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

DUKE: "Man, this thread's been dead for a while... almost as dead as me."

 

[Pink Ranger]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Thanks. Here's another

DUKE: ... Tell Gung Ho that I've always, always loved him ...

SCARLETT: Great. I knew there was a reason you never touch me.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks. Here's another

DUKE: ... Tell Gung Ho that I've always, always loved him ...

SCARLETT: Great. I knew there was a reason you never touch me.

Hehehe. Ouch.

DUKE: "Falcon... the $20 you owe me..."
FALCON: "I'm sorry Duke, I left it in my duffle bag."
DUKE: "Why you-" [dies]
FALCON: "He's gonna come back and haunt me for that $20, isn't he?"
SCARLETT: "Yep."

 

[Pink Ranger]

SLAUGHTER: I'll give $10 to the first guy who'll kiss me right on the lips.

FALCON: I'll do it. I always wanted to know what Vince McMahon's penis tastes like.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SGT. SLAUGHTER: "Alright, who here dared say that Katie Holmes was a better actres than Maggie Gyllenhaal?!"
FALCON: "Uh... Mercer said it!"
MERCER: "Why you-!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

Cobra Commander: Whoaaa, I think those little green pills Buzzer gave me are starting to kick in.

 

[Alchemyst]

Slaughter: Falcon, what tha hell are you doin in uniform boy?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Slaughter: Falcon, what tha hell are you doin in uniform boy?

Hehehehehe, good question...

SGT. SLAUGHTER: "Alright, who here had the nerve to talk trash about the Dark Knight, Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk while praising Daredevil, Elektra & the Fantastic Four movies?!"

 

[Morg]

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