The Lord of the Advice: The Two Towering Relationships thread

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Ah, I see you made the fatal flaw of actually taking what I said seriously. Don't worry, happens to everyone once in awhile.

Ah my bad then. Sorry.

 

[Anita18]

Or maybe she doesn't wanna cheat on that dude she's banging behind his back.

I'm joking....but maybe I'm not?

Wouldn't calling herself Nell's gf be cheating on another guy to begin with?

 

[Anubis]

You'd be surprised how some peoples minds work.

Lady could be married to a guy, then have an affair with some dude, but then wont have sex with her husband because it feels like cheating on her dude on the side, even though she's cheating on her husband with the dude on the side......I know because I was the dude on the side.....I also found out she was cheating on both of us with some other dude.

So that's Guy, dude on the side, and some other dude for those keeping score.

 

[WillardNation]

The problem isn't so much that she wont put out, she wont even touch him. It's not about sex, it's that she's his girlfriend supposedly, but she doesn't even wanna hold hands.

I hate to break to Nell, but that's not a girlfriend. That's just a friend.

 

[Anita18]

You'd be surprised how some peoples minds work.

Lady could be married to a guy, then have an affair with some dude, but then wont have sex with her husband because it feels like cheating on her dude on the side, even though she's cheating on her husband with the dude on the side......I know because I was the dude on the side.....I also found out she was cheating on both of us with some other dude.

So that's Guy, dude on the side, and some other dude for those keeping score.

That's just the crazy chicks you associate yourself with.

Only Nell can say if his girl is the same.

I somehow find myself with the devoted dudes...not complaining though...

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Whoa, I was just playfully responding to hopeful, I wasn't expecting a 2 page discussion about my relationship lol.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

We're desperate Nell!

 

[Anita18]

Whoa, I was just playfully responding to hopeful, I wasn't expecting a 2 page discussion about my relationship lol.

At this rate maybe we should just make do with Godzilla2000's posts.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

We're desperate Nell!

lol I guess so

Well for what it's worth, someone earlier said my girlfriend is so anti-physical she doesn't even hold hands - she's not that bad. I mean, I think it's bad, but it's not quite that bad. I don't think it's anything malicious on her part, I think Anita pretty much has it hit on the head - she is so young and inexperienced in relationships, that instead of being excited to be in a relationship, I think she's overwhelmed, doesn't know how to be in a relationship, and as such, is scared. Anita also mentioned something that I agree with - she seems to have this mindset that sexuality is somehow a degradation to the woman, that me having sexual feelings for her is degrading to her, instead of looking at sexuality and physicality as something to be enjoyed between 2 people that are together.

What makes it difficult to try to judge is the fact that she won't really talk about the "why". She says she doesn't know why she's like that, that she has always been like that, but she never realized just how bad it was until she started dating. So she puts up walls whenever I try to get closer to her, and I haven't reached ultimatum status yet, but I've told her that her and I can't develop a strong relationship if she continues to put up walls.

So there you go hopeful, there's something for you to play with

 

[BrollySupersj]

This isn't a relationship problem per say....as I'm not, in one. But a friend of mine, and her boyfriend broke up, yet they're still on good terms, and talk. Today she told me they decided to be webcam **** buddies. They use to be together in person, but then she moved down to where I live, with her family.

And...I just got so angry and infuriated when she told me they would be still get all sexual over the webcam. I'm jealous not because of their relationship, but jealous towards how they are after it.

I've only had one major relationship. It lasted two years. Best damn two years of my life. Then when the break up happened it was....just a colossal mess. I don't wanna go into the nitty gritty, but it was bad, and I was made the bad guy in it all. I got no closure, and was demonized. That break up keeps me bitter even to this day.

That's why I'm jealous of my friend. Because her break up wasn't/isn't a total and complete cluster **** of gargantuan proportions. I wish me and my ex could of split with ease. But she was determined to make it rough with me.

Spoiler

I need to go buy a Gundam action figure. That always cheers me up.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

At this rate maybe we should just make do with Godzilla2000's posts.

No! We just got over the trauma of the last few pages, don't drag us back into the darkness!

Think Becky, think... There must be something we can talk about!

Okay, let's try a few questions...

Is more than a handful too much?
Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?
Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?
Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

There, that shud start us off!

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

No! We just got over the trauma of the last few pages, don't drag us back into the darkness!

Think Becky, think... There must be something we can talk about!

Okay, let's try a few questions...

Is more than a handful too much?
Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?
Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?
Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

There, that shud start us off!

1.) I'm typically a fan more of smaller breasts, but my girlfriend actually has some pretty big ones. It will be glorious if I ever get to see them, because... wow.
2.) Pass
3.) No, oddly enough. I guess I haven't had enough sex yet. As of now, my fantasy is just a girl that will let me have sex with her.
4.) Too open. My mom has told me things that I never wanted to hear.

As an example, my mom once had a conversation with me to try to convince me that her breasts were better than Halle Berry's. I was like mom, this is a topic I can't agree with you on for MANY different reasons.

That's actually the tame stuff.

 

[BrollySupersj]

No! We just got over the trauma of the last few pages, don't drag us back into the darkness!

Think Becky, think... There must be something we can talk about!

Okay, let's try a few questions...

Is more than a handful too much?
Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?
Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?
Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

There, that shud start us off!

1. Not to me. I love big breasts. I don't discriminate against small ones though. Big is just a preference.

2. Cannot comply with data request.

3. My fetish is to actually have sex again.

4. Sometimes. My dad is more than my mom.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

lol I guess so

Well for what it's worth, someone earlier said my girlfriend is so anti-physical she doesn't even hold hands - she's not that bad. I mean, I think it's bad, but it's not quite that bad. I don't think it's anything malicious on her part, I think Anita pretty much has it hit on the head - she is so young and inexperienced in relationships, that instead of being excited to be in a relationship, I think she's overwhelmed, doesn't know how to be in a relationship, and as such, is scared. Anita also mentioned something that I agree with - she seems to have this mindset that sexuality is somehow a degradation to the woman, that me having sexual feelings for her is degrading to her, instead of looking at sexuality and physicality as something to be enjoyed between 2 people that are together.

What makes it difficult to try to judge is the fact that she won't really talk about the "why". She says she doesn't know why she's like that, that she has always been like that, but she never realized just how bad it was until she started dating. So she puts up walls whenever I try to get closer to her, and I haven't reached ultimatum status yet, but I've told her that her and I can't develop a strong relationship if she continues to put up walls.

So there you go hopeful, there's something for you to play with

Hmmm...

When I was 14, I got my first real boyfriend. Had a crush on him for ages, and we were cuddled up on the sofa one night when he leaned in for my first real kiss. I really liked the guy, and everything was so exciting.

But the first time we did anything sexual (just hands), I went home feeling horrible. Dirty. Wrong.

I will never be able to explain why. My mum's always been open about sex, and I'm not religious, so it didn't come from anywhere. And all my friends where starting to have sex and stuff, so it's not like anyone would judge me.

You know how you get over something like that though?

You just push on through. As you grow up, you become more comfortable with your sexuality and less 'shamed'.

I don't know how old this girl is, but I'm assuming she's much older than 14. So she must be pretty inexperienced to have not gotten 'over that bump' so to speak.

Trouble is, unlike me, she is religious. So while I thought my feelings were illogical, she thinks they are 'right' perhaps.

If she doesn't WANT to feel less uptight about physical acts, then she won't.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

This isn't a relationship problem per say....as I'm not, in one. But a friend of mine, and her boyfriend broke up, yet they're still on good terms, and talk. Today she told me they decided to be webcam **** buddies. They use to be together in person, but then she moved down to where I live, with her family.

And...I just got so angry and infuriated when she told me they would be still get all sexual over the webcam. I'm jealous not because of their relationship, but jealous towards how they are after it.

I've only had one major relationship. It lasted two years. Best damn two years of my life. Then when the break up happened it was....just a colossal mess. I don't wanna go into the nitty gritty, but it was bad, and I was made the bad guy in it all. I got no closure, and was demonized. That break up keeps me bitter even to this day.

That's why I'm jealous of my friend. Because her break up wasn't/isn't a total and complete cluster **** of gargantuan proportions. I wish me and my ex could of split5 with ease. But she was determined to make it rough with me.

See, in a small town like mine, no matter how bad the break up, chances are you're gonna end up on civil terms again because you just run into each other a lot in small social circles.

So even the worst break up of my life, is still someone I had a new years traditional kiss with for 3 years after we broke up. (Only had to stop when the last time, he decided to profess his undying love for me... Which I explained simply doesn't work because he's gay and I'm not a man )

1.) I'm typically a fan more of smaller breasts, but my girlfriend actually has some pretty big ones. It will be glorious if I ever get to see them, because... wow.
2.) Pass
3.) No, oddly enough. I guess I haven't had enough sex yet. As of now, my fantasy is just a girl that will let me have sex with her.
4.) Too open. My mom has told me things that I never wanted to hear.

As an example, my mom once had a conversation with me to try to convince me that her breasts were better than Halle Berry's. I was like mom, this is a topic I can't agree with you on for MANY different reasons.

That's actually the tame stuff.

1. Not to me. I love big breasts. I don't discriminate against small ones though. Big is just a preference.

2. Cannot comply with data request.

3. My fetish is to actually have sex again.

4. Sometimes. My dad is more than my mom.

Wow, a lot of sex starvation going on here!

I'm gonna answer my own questions:

1) I think a C cup is ideal. Anything much bigger might look great in a bra, but it's gonna sag a lot. I'm a good C cup and I love my boobies . But I know so many guys who prefer petit women and prefer small breasts.

2. I don't have one, nor a boyfriend's to comment on

3. I'd love to try anything. Experiment a bit. But you can't do that until you're in a relationship with someone you can trust and who you can be open with. I suppose the kinkiest thing I've done is have sex on a pool table

4. Yeah my mum was pretty open. Used to talk a lot about how important it was to be able to laugh during sex.

Actually I remember she had this blurry pic of an old boyfriend's man parts in a photo album and I was fascinated by it as a kid!

 

[BrollySupersj]

Wow, a lot of sex starvation going on here!

That's generally what happens when you're a loser, like me.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

That's generally what happens when you're a loser, like me.

Hey, I'm awesome and I still can't find a guy who wants to go out with me!

And there are plenty of losers who get loads of sex/are in relationships. That really has nothing to do with it

 

[BrollySupersj]

Hey, I'm awesome and I still can't find a guy who wants to go out with me!

There are plenty of losers who get loads of sex/are in relationships. That really has nothing to do with it

You best watch what you say. That type of talk undoes the universe.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

You best watch what you say. That type of talk undoes the universe.

The truth shall set you free!

You know I've become obsessed with pros and cons lists at the moment, so I've done a pros and cons of my personality. It makes a lot of things clear about what it is that puts people off, and what I should focus on more to attract people.

 

[Erzengel]

This isn't a relationship problem per say....as I'm not, in one. But a friend of mine, and her boyfriend broke up, yet they're still on good terms, and talk. Today she told me they decided to be webcam **** buddies. They use to be together in person, but then she moved down to where I live, with her family.

And...I just got so angry and infuriated when she told me they would be still get all sexual over the webcam. I'm jealous not because of their relationship, but jealous towards how they are after it.

I've only had one major relationship. It lasted two years. Best damn two years of my life. Then when the break up happened it was....just a colossal mess. I don't wanna go into the nitty gritty, but it was bad, and I was made the bad guy in it all. I got no closure, and was demonized. That break up keeps me bitter even to this day.

That's why I'm jealous of my friend. Because her break up wasn't/isn't a total and complete cluster **** of gargantuan proportions. I wish me and my ex could of split5 with ease. But she was determined to make it rough with me.

Spoiler

I need to go buy a Gundam action figure. That always cheers me up.

Why don't you go out and meet someone new?

Cause honestly, like 99% of breakups aren't really mature and cordial. There's going to be resentment, jealousy, and anger.

You probably wouldn't be wallowing in these feelings if you were with someone. And it starts with actually getting out there.

 

[Erzengel]

At this rate maybe we should just make do with Godzilla2000's posts.

She keeps mentioning this "crush".

I'm not sure I'll get a straight answer, but has he ever reciprocated any feelings, been on any type of date, anything other than seeing him around?

 

[The Guard]

Is more than a handful too much?

Heavens no. My wife was an E or some such nonsense.

Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?

Doesn't.

Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?

Define "weird".

I particularly like the outdoors. Once did it in a nature preserve with a troup of Boy Scouts about 15 feet away. Rocky outcroppings at State Fairs are the best.

Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

My parents gave me "the talk", and that's been about it. They've offered a few pieces of advice over the years.

I have to say, I hate that breakups have to be so messy. I hate that so many people feel the need to hurt their previous partner because the relationship didn't work out. And I speak from experience.

I don't have any relationship problems at the moment, but I did have a doozy of one that happened a little over a year ago that I could tell you all about and probably make some of you feel better about your current situations.

 

[Anubis]

Is more than a handful too much?
Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?
Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?
Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

Eh, not really a boob guy, so don't really care one way or the other.

Mine's straight as a compass.....I like to call it my cumpass.

I'll try just about anything once.

Not when I was younger, but these days they're pretty open. My father just told me about how he spent 3 weeks shacked up with a German hooker when he was in the army. I believe that's how he got dishonorably discharged.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I particularly like the outdoors. Once did it in a nature preserve with a troup of Boy Scouts about 15 feet away. Rocky outcroppings at State Fairs are the best.

Never done it outdoors, but I definitely think I'd like to. Preferably somewhere with little to no bugs tho :s

My parents gave me "the talk", and that's been about it. They've offered a few pieces of advice over the years.

I have to say, I hate that breakups have to be so messy. I hate that so many people feel the need to hurt their previous partner because the relationship didn't work out. And I speak from experience.

I don't have any relationship problems at the moment, but I did have a doozy of one that happened a little over a year ago that I could tell you all about and probably make some of you feel better about your current situations.

It depends on a lot of things.

I think people's friends don't help.

If you have a sensible friend, they might gently make you see that he's not the devil simply because he doesn't love you anymore. But a lot of people feed of drama, so will constantly tell you how you should be so angry and he's a horrible person for doing this to you blah blah.

Eh, not really a boob guy, so don't really care one way or the other.

Mine's straight as a compass.....I like to call it my cumpass.

I'll try just about anything once.

Not when I was younger, but these days they're pretty open. My father just told me about how he spent 3 weeks shacked up with a German hooker when he was in the army. I believe that's how he got dishonorably discharged.

Cumpass?

Also, your Dad is awesome

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

No! We just got over the trauma of the last few pages, don't drag us back into the darkness!

Think Becky, think... There must be something we can talk about!

Okay, let's try a few questions...

Is more than a handful too much?

For boobs? I think the better way to put this is a handful is adaquate, and really beyond that is just icing on an already fine cake.

Which way does yours (or your boyfriend's) bend?

Spoiler

Mine doesn't really. Pretty darn straight. It's a hair over 8 inches, and about 6 1/2 around. I'm pretty happy with it

Do you have any weird fetishes/fantasies?

Not sure if it qualifies as a fantasy, but I would love to sleep with a ComicCon girl in costume. I'm not too particular about what character, probably a superhero(ine) or villain(ess) of some kind.

Are your parents open/easy to talk to about sex, or are they a bit sensitive on the topic?

My mom is comfortable with it. I usually tell her a lot, and I'll be graphic about things and it doesn't bother her in the slightest. My Dad is completely uncomfortable with the topic, and really, after all these years I've never heard him be overtly sexual.