The Lord of the Advice: The Two Towering Relationships thread

[Anita18]

Have you actually been on dates with these guys? You never answer this question and a it's pretty important one. You're always talking about love and marriage and guys being husband material, that's part of the problem. Start just looking for a good guy to date, worry about love and marriage later. From one or two dates you can't expect feelings of love to emerge, that happens over time and while those feelings start to emerge, you realize whether you want to be with this guy for the long haul. Love at first sight very rarely happens, you seem to want this fairy tale disney romance or a romantic comedy life, so you seem to create all these obstacles in your mind, evil women plotting against you, men trying to distract you from the prince, etc... I really think some consueling could help you.

What in the world are you talking about? Anyone she has a crush on surely wants to marry her! She has super-pheromones from working in that laundromat!

 

[Erzengel]

 

[amazingfantasy15]

What in the world are you talking about? Anyone she has a crush on surely wants to marry her! She has super-pheromones from working in that laundromat!

Too bad her evil stepmother keeps her away from the ball and forces the prince into being with the evil stepsisters.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I bet she's fat. Just a hunch.

 

[twylight]

I bet she's fat. Just a hunch.

As a fat woman, I object! We're not all crazy!


Now excuse me while I purge and then hit the gym.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Maybe JAL got hit on the head, got amnesia and now thinks he's a woman.

 

[twylight]

Maybe JAL got hit on the head, got amnesia and now thinks he's a woman.

See, that's more creative.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I bet she's fat. Just a hunch.

I think she did reveal being overweight a page or 2 back.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I think she did reveal being overweight a page or 2 back.

You can get away with her level of insanity if you're insanely hot. I know, I've been there personally.

Seriously sometimes the best advice is: be attractive, don't be ugly

 

[Anita18]

I bet she's fat. Just a hunch.

You haven't been here long, have you? She's ranted about cokehead anorexics more than once recently. And she posted a pic a few threads ago...

But anyway, her weight doesn't matter. Crazy is crazy. I have a classmate from high school who would definitely attract some guys with a certain kind of fetish (Asian girl, VERY well-endowed) but she's crazy-nuts-judgemental of the religious kind and men avoid her. She recently came on Facebook after a long hiatus and she's gotten even more nuts, if that was possible.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Try being at a university with huge Greek Life (and you're in Greek Life) and you'll know crazy.

Never piss off a sorority girl. You will regret it.

 

[Hound55]

I think I'm in love with Anubis now...

But I don't think we'll work, because despite the fact that my wangus would not get in the way, I don't hide it behind a dress... and I'm several thousand miles away.

Somehow, someway, our love (my unreturned love) will prevail though...

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

You haven't been here long, have you?

No, I just largely ignore most of what she writes.

 

[Erzengel]

I would never get with Anubis. He will never understand the originality that is me or be considerate of my interests. Plus, I know he will never respect me for my intellect or my witty personality. All he would want is sex, sex, sex. And to be honest, there's more to me than just my awesome body. One day, I'll meet the person I'm meant to be with and that's who I'll go into a serious, monogamous relationship with. I am no one's sex toy.

 

[Anubis]

I'd husband him just for that.

And I you.

As a fat woman, I object! We're not all crazy!


Now excuse me while I purge and then hit the gym.

Oh sweetheart, you're perfect the way you are. My Staypuft Marshmallow Goddess.

I think I'm in love with Anubis now...

But I don't think we'll work, because despite the fact that my wangus would not get in the way, I don't hide it behind a dress... and I'm several thousand miles away.

Somehow, someway, our love (my unreturned love) will prevail though...

Get a Brazilian Wax and some hot pants and we can work something out.

 

[twylight]

Oh sweetheart, you're perfect the way you are. My Staypuft Marshmallow Goddess.

I don't wanna be a marshmallow anymore!

 

[SpideyVille]

So a friend of mine, in her drunken stupor last week, showed me a text from her friend who saw my show and thought I was cute. I shrugged it off, saying there would be more, which there were. But even though I wasn't interested in her at first, I am now.

My friend asked if it was alright and gave me her number tonight after I came to see a show she was in, and missed a chance to speak with her afterward. We texted a bit, but I'm kinda worried about how I should handle the situation. With the semester over and me graduating, its kinda a bit hard to just let things happen like I was trying to, but I also don't want to feel like I'm making too much of an effort. But how can I really handle this situation with a girl I haven't really had a real conversation with in person?

 

[twylight]

So a friend of mine, in her drunken stupor last week, showed me a text from her friend who saw my show and thought I was cute. I shrugged it off, saying there would be more, which there were. But even though I wasn't interested in her at first, I am now.

My friend asked if it was alright and gave me her number tonight after I came to see a show she was in, and missed a chance to speak with her afterward. We texted a bit, but I'm kinda worried about how I should handle the situation. With the semester over and me graduating, its kinda a bit hard to just let things happen like I was trying to, but I also don't want to feel like I'm making too much of an effort. But how can I really handle this situation with a girl I haven't really had a real conversation with in person?

"Hey, I missed talking to you after the show the other night. Would you be up for meeting for a cup of coffee/tea/boba tee/foyo?"

 

[Wolfwood]

Gaaaah, I just got trolled so hard.

There's this girl that I've known for awhile and I kind of like her, but I never pursued anything with her because I didn't feel like we were connecting in that way. So earlier tonight we were hanging out, doing our thing and playing around. I get home and she starts sending me dirty text messages. I'm like HELL YES. So I'm playing along at first then she sends me something really dirty so I finally reply with something really dirty and she says "HAHAHA I'm just kidding, gnight."

She doesn't know I like her, so I'm not blaming her or anything, but FUUUUUU-

 

[SpaceWay2009]

This is a question mainly for the girls in here, but the guys may also answer. How does or would your girlfriend feel if you (the boyfriend) can't seem to reach an orgasm (ejaculate/***) during sexual intercourse?

 

[Anubis]

Depends on the chick and or dude. Either they'll be concerned that maybe you've got a problem. Concerned that they don't do it for you, or wont care cuz as long as they get theirs, who gives a crap about you?

 

[Anita18]

This is a question mainly for the girls in here, but the guys may also answer. How does or would your girlfriend feel if you (the boyfriend) can't seem to reach an orgasm (ejaculate/***) during sexual intercourse?

I'm glad I won't get pregnant. No seriously.

At first we thought it was the condoms, but after I went on BC and we started going without, it was the same result. He needs way more stimulation (manual and otherwise) to get there than intercourse is able to provide. He's my first sexual partner, I am not loose down there, believe me. And even then it takes him a pretty long time anyway. No quickies for us! He even says it's the same when he's by himself, so his plumbing probably just likes to take its time. Once or twice I've actually fallen asleep trying to help him along.

We'll worry about it once we want to have kids, but that time is certainly not now. So might as well be thankful for the extra measure of birth control.

He does like intercourse, a lot, he just can't orgasm while doing it. But he always makes sure that I get mine before he gets his. So no, it doesn't really bother me on a personal level.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Thanks for that input, Anita. Because I feel like I'm in the same boat. lol And I'm young, so I would think it wouldn't take an hour or two to reach an orgasm. Sometime I don't even reach it, which makes my GF think she's not pleasing me. But she is, which explains why I'm still hard. Hmm

 

[Aesop Rocks]

is it possible to be single by choice?

 

[hopefuldreamer]

This is a question mainly for the girls in here, but the guys may also answer. How does or would your girlfriend feel if you (the boyfriend) can't seem to reach an orgasm (ejaculate/***) during sexual intercourse?

It depends on the girl and her understanding of why a guy could have problems with that.

If she's sexually inexperienced, she may well take it personally.

Honestly the best thing you can do, is let it be clear that it is YOUR problem. Make sure she knows it has nothing to do with her, and that you still enjoy sex even if you don't finish. The less you both focus on the 'ending' the more you can enjoy the 'journey'