The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Hulk: I have heard of cross town traffic but this is ridiculous!!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: cmon everybody Jump! Jump!!

 

[Lady Marion]

Hulk: Group hug!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: you get a slap, you get a slap! Everybody gets a slap!!!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: does swatting while jumping make me look fat?

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "We're here for the gang bang."

 

[Guhndoi]

Steve: Go home Peter, let the big boys handle this.
Natasha: and girl
Peter: *sob* *sob* *sniff*

 

[BigThor]

Hulk: cmon everybody Jump! Jump!!

Hahahahahahahahaha hilarious, was this referencing "Jump Jump" by Kris Kross or "Jump Around" by House of Pain?

Either way it's pure comedy, nice one MC!

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Yep, mosquitoes get this big down South. They also explode just like that when you swat them too.

Loki: Weeeee! This is better than riding a horse.

This is what all true Godzilla fans wished they could have seen instead of this:

 

[mc7791]

Hahahahahahahahaha hilarious, was this referencing "Jump Jump" by Kris Kross or "Jump Around" by House of Pain?

Either way it's pure comedy, nice one MC!

the one from Kirs Kross.. glad you liked it

 

[mc7791]

Yep, mosquitoes get this big down South. They also explode just like that when you swat them too.

Loki: Weeeee! This is better than riding a horse.

This is what all true Godzilla fans wished they could have seen instead of this:

about the lightning bolt hitting the Chrysler buliding. Yeah I thought that shot was inspired by the crappy American Godzilla movie. In the case of Avengers its used to much better

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: I wonder if I should try out for Americas got talent? Lets see Stern try to buzz me off after this!

 

[BigThor]

the one from Kirs Kross.. glad you liked it

Oh ok, yeah it was awesome dude. t:

 

[Khemik@L]

Flying Machine Has bugs on windshield.. Hulk Help!
BOOM!
Got Em! No Need to thank Hulk!

 

[Godzilla2000]

about the lightning bolt hitting the Chrysler buliding. Yeah I thought that shot was inspired by the crappy American Godzilla movie. In the case of Avengers its used to much better

I don't know, I think I want to flog Joss Whedon for making me think of that movie when I had securely locked it away from my mind so successfully for so many years. Thanks Joss Whedon...thanks. >_< At least I have this to make me happy:



Hopefully that scaly creature doesn't dry hump the Chrysler Building like Zilla there. This new American Godzilla better be a bit more faithful to the Toho Godzilla. I mean I want to see some city crumbling, radioactive flame breathing carnage!!! But I digress.

 

[wobbly]

Hulk: "HIGH FIVE!!"
Incoming Alien: "Nooooooooooo....."

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

THOR [off camera]: "It's Gozer the Gozerian!"

 

[Oruku Saki]

Great stuff guys.

THOR [off camera]: "It's Gozer the Gozerian!"

"The traveler has come!"

"Mother puss bucket!"

 

[Panthro]

Nice follow up Saki.

HULK: "Hulk is so high... Hulk believes Hulk can touch the sky..."

 

[Oruku Saki]

HULK: HULK LOVE HANDBALL!!

 

[mc7791]

"The traveler has come!"

"Mother puss bucket!"

speaking of Gozer-if Donald Blake was there when Gozer asks "are you a God?" Blake could say "in this form no but then hit stick and transform into Thor and Thor would say "in this form yes!" I just always wondered what that would be like if that happened in Ghostbusters.

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: here we go round the Mulberry bush, the Mulberry bush, the Mulberry bush!!

 

[Dr. Sid Jawtug]

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[mc7791]

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Pimp Hulk says... *****, where's my money?

***** says: the Leviathan ate it.