The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[bored]

Loki: Fine, you've caught me, but I still nailed Maria Hill.

Cap: Scandalous!

Hawkeye: Well done, sir.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: Fine, you've caught me, but I still nailed Maria Hill.

Cap: Scandalous!

Hawkeye: Well done, sir.

Hehehehe

 

[Godzilla2000]

My Fantasy...

*edit* No, wait, wait! That's only part of my fantasy image there. You have to photo shop in a bunch of other hotties (MALE hotties! Grrr....) along with Loki to get the real image of my bondage fantasy.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of Me..."

 

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: You know, I recruited all of the guards at the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ from the most elite groups of soldiers from around the world.
Cap: How on Earth did you persuade them to give up such an exciting life for the mundane duties of a guard?
Hawkeye: Arrow to the knee.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What do you believe in?!"

LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

 

[Godzilla2000]

THOR: "What do you believe in?!"

LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

I believe that a Thor vs. Loki mud wrestling match would be pretty hot right now....yeah! Mwuahahahaaha!!!

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

Hawkeye: You know, I recruited all of the guards at the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ from the most elite groups of soldiers from around the world.
Cap: How on Earth did you persuade them to give up such an exciting life for the mundane duties of a guard?
Hawkeye: Arrow to the knee.

How to use a meme correctly

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What do you propose?"

LOKI: "It's simple. We kill the Batman."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: Could you ever so kindly tell that short, buxom, brunette to stop coming by my containment chamber and staring at me all day?

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I just... do things. You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I actually caught it."

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me."

 

[venom420]

Loki: "Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Loki old spice commercial HAS to happen NOW!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me... only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "Damn, this is one slow-ass elevator ride."

 

[The Infernal]

Thor: That's the last time you leave me behind!

*Thor summons a bolt of lightning in anger and brings down the Quinjet*

 

[The Infernal]

Stewardess: Is everything alright, sir?

Shatner: No, I'm fine. I'm just not a fan of flying..... although.... I could have sworn....

 

[kedrell]

^Bravo!

 

[The Infernal]

Thanks.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: The Patriots lost to the Giants AGAIN at the Superbowl and I had big money on them!!! That's reason enough for me to make the Earth burn!!!

 

[Panthro]

Stewardess: Is everything alright, sir?

Shatner: No, I'm fine. I'm just not a fan of flying..... although.... I could have sworn....

Excellent.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: The Patriots lost to the Giants AGAIN at the Superbowl and I had big money on them!!! That's reason enough for me to make the Earth burn!!!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I saw this once in a movie directed by Richard Donner of Lethal Weapon fame, it was about this guy in a red cape, he wore an S insignia on his uniform... oh what was the name of that movie..."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Everyone: Ring...around...the...rosie...