The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Smashlilman]

Random guy 1: have you seen the new Avengers Tailer.
Random guy 2: Hells yea it looks awesome!!
Hulk: HIGH FIVE!!! t:
Random guy 2: HOLY LOKI!!
Random guy 1: OH MY GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAWWD!!!

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "There is no phone ringing!"

 

[bored]

Black Widow: Avengers, I'm afraid the trailer for our movie was so awesome that it has turned the populace into raving lunatics. Our mission is to pacify as many as possible, and dull their senses with repeated viewings of "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance".

Iron Man: That's horrible. Is this what has become of us?

Hulk: Hulk likes when Ghost Rider pees fire.

 

[Smashlilman]

B. Widow: So this is Raccoon City.
Cap: Ok everyone be on the look out for Wesker and Nemisis.
Ironman: And the Zombie Hordes.
Haweye: Remember aim for the Head.
Hulk: Hulk SMASH ugly Monsterman.
Iornman: Remember if you get infect let everyone know.
Hulk: Hulk No feel good.
Hulk: HULK HUNGRY!!
Thor: There will be time for food an drink when we get back Hulk.
Hulk: HULK HUNGRIEST THERE IS!!!

 

[Lady Marion]

What? Not even economy class??? Damn you Nick Fury!

 

[Raiden]

CAP: Guys, I think someone in the theatre forgot to turn off his cellphone.
HULK: Hulk smash puny cellphone user!

 

[Lady Marion]

CAP: Guys, I think someone in the theatre forgot to turn off his cellphone.
HULK: Hulk smash puny cellphone user!

Hehehehe.

We need this spot in theaters before the movie starts.

 

[henry_9305]

Loki: You were made...to be ruled.

 

[Smashlilman]

Loki: You were made...to be ruled.

OMG!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

No, I didn't cheat on you with Mr. Ed.

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: Ha ha, guys! Very funny. "Let's fly away before Thor can get in." Real f***ing mature!!

 

[Hotwire]

Loki: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

 

[The Infernal]

Loki: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

I lol'd.

 

[elgaz]

Fury: "Ok. I can just about stand Iron Man and his sarcasm. Captain America? A bit uptight, but doesn't cause me any grief. Hawkeye and Black Widow .............. well, they do as they're told. Hulk is a headache, but as long as we keep Banner sweet, he doesn't appear too often. That just leaves one, and let me tell you ......................................

Fury: "....................I have had it with this motherf**king Thor on this motherf**king plane!!"

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff's great.

 

[Gamma Burst]

Great stuff, guys.

 

[Guhndoi]

Evans: So during the Banana split scene, I was like...............the whole time.

 

[Hotwire]

I lol'd.

Thanks. I also considered...

Loki: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY HOT POCKETS?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: He's been like that since we left Hooters.
Cap: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Hawkeye: Wait until he sees The Hustler Club.

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

Thor: Ha ha, guys! Very funny. "Let's fly away before Thor can get in." Real f***ing mature!!

 

[BigThor]

Black Widow: Avengers, I'm afraid the trailer for our movie was so awesome that it has turned the populace into raving lunatics. Our mission is to pacify as many as possible, and dull their senses with repeated viewings of "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance".

Iron Man: That's horrible. Is this what has become of us?

Hulk: Hulk likes when Ghost Rider pees fire.

Hey there, I'm actually looking forward to GR: SOV and I one of those people who can enjoy a film for what it is.

Is it going to be a good film, probably not but it does seem action packed and looks very fun and that in itself is a big improvement from the first film.

 

[bored]

"They have a Hulk. I have a pretty, pretty horsey, whom I have named Mr. Crackers. Advantage, Loki."

 

[venom420]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3LduqrlrbE

i have an army!

 

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: You guys get the feeling we've done this before?
Thor: What sorcery is this?
Widow: I'd swear I just loaded this gun.
Cap: Everything looks the same.
Iron Man: I don't even remember taking off!
Hulk: ......

 

[Guhndoi]

Haha! That's great Hotwire!