The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Gamma Goliath]

Thanks. I also considered...

Loki: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY HOT POCKETS?!?!?!?!?!

 

[elgaz]

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "The NEXT time?! What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end, delivered the blonde boy. And what do I get for my trouble? BOW...YIELD...KNEEL!!! That kinda stuff closes out of town."

Loki: "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"

 

[BigThor]

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "The NEXT time?! What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end, delivered the blonde boy. And what do I get for my trouble? BOW...YIELD...KNEEL!!! That kinda stuff closes out of town."

Loki: "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"

Where is does the inspiration for this dialogue come from Kedrell?

 

[kedrell]

Superman II

 

[Smashlilman]

Hawkeye: You guys get the feeling we've done this before?
Thor: What sorcery is this?
Widow: I'd swear I just loaded this gun.
Cap: Everything looks the same.
Iron Man: I don't even remember taking off!
Hulk: ......

This reminds me of when Thanos was screwing with Galactus in the old silver surfer Cartoon. Thanos made it so that every time Galactus would trying to eat a planet time would revert back to right before he ate it. So that Glactus would be in a state of perpetual hunger. I would post the youtube vid but it would count as a bootleg since its the entire episode.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: 9999
Computer: Access Approved.
Loki: Yes! I am ruler of all doors!

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "The NEXT time?! What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end, delivered the blonde boy. And what do I get for my trouble? BOW...YIELD...KNEEL!!! That kinda stuff closes out of town."

Loki: "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"

Loki: Kneel before Z...wait a minute I'm not General Zod am I?

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "The NEXT time?! What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end, delivered the blonde boy. And what do I get for my trouble? BOW...YIELD...KNEEL!!! That kinda stuff closes out of town."

Loki: "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"

Hehehehehe, good use of Superman II there.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hmm...Loki vs. General Zod (Either the original or this new one for the upcoming Superman film would be fine.), that would be an interesting fight.

 

[kedrell]

Thanks. Another variant on that theme:

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "Wait...aren't YOU a Son of Odin too?."

Loki: "I'm only the adopted Son of Odin. Get your facts straight."

 

[BigThor]

Hmm...Loki vs. General Zod (Either the original or this new one for the upcoming Superman film would be fine.), that would be an interesting fight.

It would also be a short fight, a very short fight.

 

[Panthro]

Hawkeye: He's been like that since we left Hooters.
Cap: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Hawkeye: Wait until he sees The Hustler Club.

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. Another variant on that theme:

Loki: "My victory is complete. The Son of Odin has fled. The next time we will kill him."

Tony: "Wait...aren't YOU a Son of Odin too?."

Loki: "I'm only the adopted Son of Odin. Get your facts straight."

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Tell me mortal, what is the difference between your Catholic Church and the Mafia?

TONY: "Well, one's a deadly, dangerous organization with a history shrouded mystery, misogyny, and murder... and the other is the Mafia."

LOKI: "....."

 

[kedrell]

It would also be a short fight, a very short fight.

Considering how vulnerable Kryptonians are to magic(Loki's bread and butter), I'd agree.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Tell me something my friend... do you ever dance with a devil in the pale moon light?"

TONY: "What?"

LOKI: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

 

[Oruku Saki]

CAP: Hulk, quick, those guys flying around ALL think you have a tiny &%#&
Hulk: WHAT! HULK SHOW TINY AIRCRAFT HOW BIG HULK'S %$^* REALLY IS!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts!"

 

[Oruku Saki]

LOKI: "Tell me something my friend... do you ever dance with a devil in the pale moon light?"

TONY: "What?"

LOKI: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

hehehe

 

[Panthro]

hehehe

Thanks

 

[Oruku Saki]

THOR: Look Mjolnir, how many times do I have to tell you, i'm sorry I touched Sif's lance.
Mjolnir: ......
THOR: Don't make me say it again.....alright fine, i'll say it if thats what you want.....You are the ONE and ONLY for me baby, I love you soooo much, and I can't live without you.....now are you happy?
Mjolnir .....
ODIN: (to Heimdall) Haha! Holy hell, he fell for it again!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: Alright, everyone. Let try this again. Starting on the left foot. Annnnd... left...left...left ri...GODDAMNIT!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: ok everyone jazz hands!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: why are we all the same height? Except for Hulk I am taller than all of you?
Fury: oops. bad photoshop. sorry guys.
Hulk: Hulk smash photoshop!!
Team: hulk no!!!

 

[mc7791]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: we have a Hulk.

Loki: and I have a stare that can burn through lead.
Tony: uhhh ohhkayyyyy....