The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

 

[Lady Marion]

Hehehe, American Psycho, great!

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice quotes.

 

[Panthro]

Thought you guys might like a little Asgardian Psycho.

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Do I have to?"
MS. MARVEL: "Yes."
CAPT. MARVEL: "Do I really have to?"
MS. MARVEL: "Yes."
CAPT. MARVEL: "I'm just saying it's usually funnier when Thor does it-"
MS. MARVEL: "You lost the bet, now say it!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Ugh, fine... By The Power Of Grayskull! I Have The Power!"
MS. MARVEL: "t:"

Not really a caption but I find it funny -

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe, that manip is great.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: When the chips are down, these... civilized people will eat each other.

TONY: Dude, the chips have been down and we´ve been kinda eating each other for some years now. I know you´re a norse God and all, but go online, watch TV, read a paper for Chrissakes!

 

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: Are you seriously going to hold your breath until they give you a new movie?

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe, easy Hulk, after The Avengers I bet it won´t be so hard.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

ULTIMATE CAPTAIN MARVEL/MAR-VELL: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

HAL JORDAN/GREEN LANTERN: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "I'm not Dave!"

ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "So this is Tom Cruise's inner sanctuary... I was expecting something a little more grandiose."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, you´d expect some sacrifical altar or something.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKEYE: I told you I had only heard bad things about Avengers Vs. X-Men.

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: I told you I had only heard bad things about Avengers Vs. X-Men.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Wanna know how desperate you´ve made me? If George Lucas asks me to appear in another Star Wars prequel trilogy, there´s an actual chance I´ll say yes!

 

[ultimatefan]

You´ve made me a very desperate man. Like, Cuba Gooding Jr. desperate!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "Oh the lengths we go to to make sure DC doesn't get it's 'Captain Marvel' film going before we get ours going!"
MS. MARVEL ON THE RIGHT: "Is it really worth all this stress?!"
MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "If it helps us score brownie points in the eyes of film execs then yes."

 

[Panthro]

ULT. CAPT. MARVEL: "Oh dang I dropped my contact lenses. Everybody stop where you are! Don't step!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff as well.

 

[ultimatefan]

I have had it with these muthaf***ing freaks on this muthaf***ing plane!!

 

[ultimatefan]

FURY: Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine.

LOKI: As a matter of fact, I do. "Mythology God Weekly" has a fascinating article on Zeus´ lawsuit against the Christian God for copyright infringement. And the centerfold is Aphrodite. Grrrrrraaaaaawll!

 

[Panthro]

FURY: Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine.

LOKI: As a matter of fact, I do. "Mythology God Weekly" has a fascinating article on Zeus´ lawsuit against the Christian God for copyright infringement. And the centerfold is Aphrodite. Grrrrrraaaaaawll!

Bwahahahaha

The Snakes on a Plane reference was funny too.

MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: "So what's the deal Marv?! You don't answer my letters or my e-mails, you don't return my calls, you don't acknowledge my texts or my Facebook requests, you think you can just sweep me and our really wonderful magical night together under the rug?!?! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Carol, we just went out for coffee."

MS. MARVEL: "You know I was all for taking our vacation in Ocean City, but NOOOOOO, you just had to insist on vacationing in a random red woods forest. Why not you said. What's the worst that could happen you said. You ever hear of forest fires genius?!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Look if I had known I would have brought the fire extinguisher."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

MS. MARVEL: How come we don´t wear matching costumes?
CAPT. MARVEL: Honey, that´s a loooooooong story...

 

[ultimatefan]

BW: I didn´t kill them with violence. I killed them with love. Well, violent love. And they didn´t complain.

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: How come we don´t wear matching costumes?
CAPT. MARVEL: Honey, that´s a loooooooong story...

Bwahahahaha

THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"