The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hehe. Hulk Smash Puny Vampire."

POSEIDON: "I'm Not A Vampire! Why does everyone think that?!"

HULK: "You ever hear of Twilight?"

 

[bored]

"Behold, the mighty colon of Hercules!"

"That's some power. I say we let him join the team. What do you think, Hulk?"
"Hulk not want to breath."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

 

[ultimatefan]

WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!

WIDOW: Aw crap.

 

[<(o_o)>]

"Princess Goldielocks Can't Return To The Fight Right Now She Is Currently Suffering From A Pounding Headache.

 

[mc7791]

Thor: next time Hulk can I "drive" the Leviathan? We ended up plowing through 3 Starbucks before putting the Leviathan down for good.
Hulk: and thats a bad thing?
Thor: good point

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: why so many people lining the streets?
Thor: Those are all the people you made homeless by going Gangnam style in the streets again.
Hulk: oops

 

[mc7791]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: you mean like this?

Loki: damn Amazon screwed up my order again!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

THOR: "Is that Lindsay Lohan up there or Amanda Bynes?"
CAP: "At this point who can tell?"

 

[Panthro]

ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!"

POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!"

ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!"

LOKI: "Very funny, guys."

CAP: "Look your film rights belong to Fox and even if they didn't it's not up to me who appears in the sequel and who doesn't!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I Have The Power!"

CAP: "To the theater! We must boost the box office for the new Judge Dredd!"
SCARLET WITCH: "Hooray, I get to be a regular in an ensemble again!"
THOR: "Yay! No more Phoenix to punk me!"
WOLVERINE: "Alright, I get to be in yet another title even though it makes no damn sense!"
HAVOK: "Cool, I don't have to be stuck in my brother's shadow!"
ROGUE: "I'll think of something to cheer about next time."

AVENGERS [singing]: "O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!"

THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!"
OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!"

CAP: "Well that's one way to plug the hole..."

THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!"
THOR: "Shut Up!"

ROGUE: "Dat Ass!!!"
JEAN [thinking]: "Sassy Southern girl's checking me out. And so is Thor. And Havok. Good. Everything's gone exactly as planned..."
THOR: "Hey isn't this supposed to be our thread? What are all these X-characters doing here?"
CAP: "I don't know Thor, at this point I don't question the writing I just roll with it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldn´t in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

THOR: Why again are you gonna punch me for no good reason?

HULK: Goldielocks, I stole this goddamn movie and gave Loki the slamming you couldn´t in two movies. Now fall down like a good sidekick, and when you manage to get up bring me a Mocha, lava hot, with peppermint.

THOR: The GOD OF THUNDER shall never...

HULK: WHAT?!

THOR: Yes, sir.

Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..."

 

[bored]

Thor: This promo image sucks. Our new show is going to be stupid.

Hulk: Remember when people said that about "EMH"?

Black Widow: Who cares? I'm here this time!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Avengers tonight we dine...........at........Avengers.........mansion.....
Cap: King Leonidas he isnt

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: New clothes: 40$ Cost of gas for run down bike: 12$ Cost of repairing New York after taking down Loki and the Chitauri: most likely several billion. Being able to super punch Thor after killing a Leviathan: PRICELESS

 

[Panthro]

Hulk and Thor's reactions to watching the Halle Berry Catwoman film

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

 

[bored]

Hulk: Avengers too late! It already destroyed city!

Thor: Verily, there went... Honey Boo Boo.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Hand over the booze and no one gets hurt!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Not that it isn't funny but saying Hulk "stole this goddamn movie" is exaggerating.

Yes because we all know that Agent Coulson was the real star of the movie.

 

[Panthro]

THOR [sniffing]: "Hulk!"
HULK: "Sorry, Hulk had tacos for lunch."

 

[bored]

Hulk: Woo! Last time Hulk had this much fun, Hulk accidentally killed Bea Arthur.

Thor: Say what?

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehe

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