The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-"
CAP: "Was he actually gay?"
TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p***y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it."

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Carol did you get-"
MS. MARVEL: "For the last time I am a strong self reliant independent woman and I do not fetch sandwiches!"
THOR: "Verily we only wanted to ask if you had gotten those U2 tickets."
MS. MARVEL: "Oh."

 

[Herolee10]

*Captain America's attempt to react the famous "Show me the Money" scene that he just saw for the first time. Black Widow and Hawkeye were not amused*

 

[Panthro]

^^

MS. MARVEL: "I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!"
CAP: "We... never said you were."
THOR: ""
MS. MARVEL: "Oh... never mind."

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

MS. MARVEL: You touched my nipple.

CAPT. MARVEL:I got right below your shoulder.

MS. MARVEL: I have very high nipples

 

[mc7791]

Ms Marvel: No I did not get implants why?

Capt Marvel: Just making conversation.

 

[mc7791]

Ms Marvel: is it me or do you guys seem to have a bigger chest than me.
Cap: I dont mean to be too sexy I am just drawn that way.
Thor: Verily

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Ms Marvel: I have responsibilites, I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting baked, watching porn and going to Tommy's chillie burgers at three in the morning.

Cap:That's not even the order that that happens in.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

MS. MARVEL: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
MS. MARVEL: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

 

[mc7791]

MS Marvel: Is it me or does it seem like the U.S.A. is the only country that alien spacecraft seem to land in?
Cap Marvel: Uh Hail Galaxar?

 

[bored]

Cap: You want to join our team, yet you don't have wings on your head?
Thor: Verily, this is an insult.
MM: I have boobs.
Thor: We shall make you our leader!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Wings Hooooooooooo!!!
Ms Marvel: That "Ho" better be not directed at me.
Cap: Yeah dont be a jerk Thor.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[bored]

*pant* Hey, guys, I had to take the stairs, but *pant* I made it! *pant* Ready to show those Chi-*pant*-Chitauri not to mess with Earth!

 

[mc7791]

Ant Man: Well if this movie gig does not work out maybe I can get a part as one of Nemos crew in the 20,000 leagues remake.

 

[mc7791]

Ant Man: Ant Man Ant Man doing the things an Ant Can, able to change his size and drop the bad guys like flies, Look out! Here comes the Ant Man!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff MC

ANT-MAN: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

 

[mc7791]

Ant Man: for the last time I am not a Hydra soldier!!

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "This is Red 5, I'm going in."

CAP: "What about that tower?"

ANT-MAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

 

[bored]

The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099

 

[Panthro]

The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099

 

[mc7791]

Ant Man: For supplemental income I rent myself out for Orkin commercials. The pay is good and I get one of those neat hats.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: So how many migs did you shoot down today?
Tony: Can you get free Sirius radio with that?

Ant Man: Man those guys can really bug me at times.

 

[mc7791]

Ant Man: The rumors of me being the inspiration for the giant cockroach line in Ghost Busters is not true!

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "If we're gonna beat this thing-"
TONY: "-we need those pages."

ANT-MAN: "Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."