The Official DC Stupid Question Thread....

[Colossal Spoons]

How did Barry come back in FC?

 

[yenaled]

He'd literally been running from death since COIE.

He out ran death and ran into the future.

It's a very metaphysical return - but I like it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Makes me wonder about his appearance in Heaven early in Green Arrow's last series. But I'm sure that'll just be a plot hole that's eternally glossed over.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

He'd literally been running from death since COIE.

He out ran death and ran into the future.

It's a very metaphysical return - but I like it.

Hm, badass.

 

[CBG]

Wasn't it indirectly commented that the writer brought Barry back?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Idk anything about Barry but here's hoping he's cooler than Jay and half as cool as Wally

And wait, Bart's back!? How was this not addressed in a Teen Titans book?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Because it was barely addressed in Legion of Three Worlds, where it actually happened, and Lo3W still isn't done yet. Although, I guess we know now that Bart winds up back in the present at the end of it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I expect some sort of parade or a small party or something. This might be the worst celebrated return ever. If Superboy does come back, they'll probably just buy him a cake and give him a high-five

 

[CBG]

Perez isn't as young as he used to be, and with all the things he has to draw for Lo3W. . . but as always, he turns in phenomenal work.

 

[Shemtov]

So Wally has Children?
When did this happen?

 

[javi1024]

He'd literally been running from death since COIE.

He out ran death and ran into the future.

It's a very metaphysical return - but I like it.

even though i hate the idea of Barry being back, thats actually a pretty cool explanation.

 

[Homer J. Fong]

Assuming this is the right place to ask: in what order should I read the post-Infinite Crisis stuff (52, Face the Face, etc.)?

 

[BrianWilly]

52 happens immediately after the events of Infinite Crisis. That should be the first thing anyone reads after it. It occupies the one-year span of time between Infinite Crisis and everything that happens afterwords.

 

[Homer J. Fong]

Good to know, thanks.

 

[Dark Victory]

Does anyone know if Scalped or The Invisibles are good?

 

[Anubis]

Both are supposed to be very good.

The Invisibles is very weird though. It's f**king Morrison, so, if you're not into weird, i'd avoid it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Scalped is amazing. If you're into gritty TV shows and crime dramas, it's right up your alley and it handles the familiar themes of those things much better than most other attempts, be it in comics, TV shows, or elsewhere. I would liken it to a comic version of The Wire with a Native American reservation as the backdrop instead of Baltimore.

 

[yenaled]

If you're not Morrison well read leave Invisibles alone for a while. It will just perplex.

 

[Lobo]

This is a DC question, but involves a Marvel character, would Quicksilver rank in the top 15 speedsters in the DCU?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I could answer that if I had even the slightest clue of how fast Quicksilver currently is. He's been all over the place in terms of top speed.

 

[moraldeficiency]

considering the flashes, the marvel family and kryptonians no he would not.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, that's not 15, is it?

1. Zoom (Hunter Zolomon)
2. Flash (Wally)
3. Flash (Barry)
4. Kid Flash (Bart)
5. Flash (Jay)
6. Wonder Woman
7. Supergirl
8. Superman
9. Cheetah
10. Captain Marvel (Freddy, since everyone else just lost their powers)
11. Liberty Belle (Jesse Chambers)

I'm sure I'm forgetting others. Note: Barry, Wally, and Bart are all probably right about as fast as each other, so the order of those three could go any way.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Black Adam
Isis (alive thanks to faust)
What's up with all those kryptonians, they still around?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, right, the New Krypton people. Yeah, that's a lot more than 15 and they're all faster than Quicksilver unless Quicksilver is significantly faster than I remember him being.

Black Adam and Isis both lost their powers, along with Billy and Mary, in JSA a couple weeks ago.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Black Adam and Isis both lost their powers, along with Billy and Mary, in JSA a couple weeks ago.

You're ****ting me, it's like DC ****ing hates anything and anyone I like.

Oh, MD, your favorite character is the Question? Bang, now he's a lesbian boring chick..

Second favorite is Billy Batson? Poof no more billy, in fact no more marvel family all together.

That's it, I'm writing a strongly worded letter!