The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Superwoman Prime]

CLARK: "All right, Lori, you think you can dump me and get away with it... let's see how you like stink bait."

(Silver Age reference)

 

[Mindreaper21]

Superspock: No Mr. Fantastic, I haven't seen her anywhere...honestly.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Superman Lives]

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CLARK: "Great Scott! They managed to find someone as attractive as I am to play Superman!"

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Panthro]

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

Yours was funny too Prime

 

[Panthro]

LOBO: "Why can't I be in the movie?! You need a new sparring partner!"
SUPERMAN: "Zod beat you to the punch now go away!"

 

[Mad Love]

I remember reading about a Lobo movie in the works. It's a cool idea to have a solo villain movie and then a crossover movie, Lobo vs. Superman.

 

[Lily Adler]

Is it just me or does Supes lower half look skinny in that pic.

 

[KalMart]

Is it me or is Lobo's left leg missing?

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You just stay the Hell away from Amy Adams! She's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around.

CLARK: Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty. Ah one, a two, a three, a four:

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

 

[dnno1]

Bale/Bruce Wayne: All this work on the last three Batman Films have left me ematiated.

Routh/Superman: Join the club. Once you're done the magic is gone. It's time for someone else to take up the mantle.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around.

CLARK: Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty. Ah one, a two, a three, a four:

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

Bwahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Bale/Bruce Wayne: All this work on the last three Batman Films have left me ematiated.

Routh/Superman: Join the club. Once you're done the magic is gone. It's time for someone else to take up the mantle.

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just got done having a one night stand with Lois. No hard feelings right bro?"
[Superman sets Batman on fire with Heat Vision]
SUPERMAN: "None at all 'bro'."

 

[X Knight]

Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique.....

Welling: "DAMN!!"

 

[X Knight]

A man will go to great lengths to find the perfect pair of red underwear.......to the ends of the Earth if he has to.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
BATMAN: "Oh God not this again..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me. Back at your man. Back at me. And back to your man. Unfortunately, he's not me, but he can smell like me. Kryptonian Spice, the way a Kryptonian man should smell."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, especially the red underwear and the ladies ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, *****ebags.

 

[Kal L]

Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements!

Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat.

Welling: DAMN!

 

[Micromind]

A man will go to great lengths to find the perfect pair of red underwear.......to the ends of the Earth if he has to.