The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Mindreaper21]

Batman: " I know you like the back of my hand"...

Supes: Yeah? Well I know you like the palm of my hand.

Batman: .......ew.....

Supes: ...let me rephrase that....

HAHAHAAA!

 

[Lily Adler]

Interesting idea....

I got it from a very intelligent person, I assure you.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"

SUPERMAN: "I told you not to touch my brownies!"

 

[KalMart]

I got it from a very intelligent person, I assure you.

I believe you.

SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"

Tough question...does it have to be in a movie?

 

[Lily Adler]

SUPERGIRL: "Come on, who would you rather spend two hours looking at - me or my brawny cousin?"

SUPERMAN: "I told you not to touch my brownies!"

To answer Kara: Can't I have both and now I want some brownies.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Is this what it takes Bruce?! Is this what it takes to make you shut up about how much money your latest film has made?! Is it?!"

 

[Herolee10]

Zod had told Lois that he was going to cut her relationship off from Clark.

Lois's reaction to his claim






ONE DAY LATER...


Lois RETALIATED!!! Lois made Zod take over some of Clark's rescue Chores

She even made him wear this....

ZOD: Damn you Daughter of Sam Lane!!! Could anyone else be suffering more than me right now??

NICK FURY: STHU!!! At least she didn't make you wear this! You'd think that she wouldn't take a poker bet so freaking seriously!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "It's good to have x-ray vision when your hot cousin flies onto the scene."

BATMAN: "I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that."

 

[Lily Adler]

SUPERMAN: Admit these trunks are slimming! ADMIT IT!

 

[Lily Adler]

SUPERMAN: "It's good to have x-ray vision when your hot cousin flies onto the scene."

BATMAN: "I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that."

FAORA: I would be alarmed, but I'm incapable of emotion.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. On the Kara question, throw an R rating for nudity and she wins...

CLARK:That´s right, they wanted to make me more human and relatable. So I couldn´t afford my mortgage, got evicted, and now I´m joining Occupy Metropolis!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys. On the Kara question, throw an R rating for nudity and she wins...

CLARK:That´s right, they wanted to make me more human and relatable. So I couldn´t afford my mortgage, got evicted, and now I´m joining Occupy Metropolis!

Hehehehehehe

All this stuff's great.

SUPERMAN: "My Precious..."

SUPERMAN: "No Krypto, you can't be in the movies!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehhehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, don´t worry about what the rest of the world says, the cape is adorable!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, don´t worry about what the rest of the world says, the cape is adorable!

Hehehehehe

 

[Lily Adler]

LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!

 

[Panthro]

LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!

Hehe, in your dreams Lex.

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "No matter what happens, the ring must go to Mordor."

WONDER WOMAN: "You have my sword."

GREEN ARROW: "And you have my bow."

SUPERMAN: "And my axe."

SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, but would you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face. It's poetry in motion."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."

 

[Lead Cenobite]

Supes looks a little like Jack Palance there with the cheekbones.

 

[Mindreaper21]

SUPERMAN: I don't have ANYMORE PUPPY CHOW GODDAMNIT!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the LOTR reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Look, I´m sorry I had to use my heat vision to neuter you, but that poor dead poodle was the last straw!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
BATMAN: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SUPERMAN: "But of course you are."
WONDER WOMAN: "Plenty O'Toole."
SUPERMAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice, especially the Quesada jab.

Kneel before Zod!





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