The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

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CAIN: A black Matrix-y Superman costume?! What the hell were you thinking?
WELLING: Believe it or not, I apparently got less s*** for that than Routh got for the maroon red and small shield on his costume.
CAIN: That makes no sense!
WELLING: Yup.
 
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CAIN: A black Matrix-y Superman costume?! What the hell were you thinking?
WELLING: Believe it or not, I apparently got less s*** for that than Routh got for the maroon red and small shield on his costume.
CAIN: That makes no sense!
WELLING: Yup.
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Tom Welling: I'm ready to play the greatest American icon.

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Elvis Presley: Can you do the lip thing?
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TW:
Actually, I was talking about playing Superman. Sorry, no offense.
For the record my acting style only has room for me to make one face at all times. Hey it works, I got 10 seasons. This face is like buttah (butter)!

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EP: I like butter!

TW: It will make you fat!

EP: That could never happen to me!
 
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Hehehehe, poor Elvis.

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ROUTH: "What do you mean I might be replaced by the guy from Chuck?!"
LANGELLA: "Hey, thems the breaks kid."

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SUPERMAN: "Do you see what I see?"
CHORUS: "A Star! A Star!"

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FLASH: "Now I'm only gonna ask nicely one more time - where the Hell is my movie and/or animated DTV?!"
SUPERMAN: "You know its days like this that I'm able to appreciate the opportunities I've had in film, TV and animation."
FLASH: "Jerk!"

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SUPERMAN: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man of steel no time to talk, music loud women warm I've been kicked around since I was born now it's alright, it's okay, I live to see another day, oh we can try to understand the New York time's effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive, feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ha ha, stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well then come on. Now I get low and I get high and if I can't get either I really try. Got those wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm dancin' Superman, and I just can't lose..."

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SUPERMAN: "Christopher Reeve? No, but I get that a lot."

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GENERAL ZOD: "Oh come on, all I asked was could I have a cameo in the reboot- GAGK!"
SUPERMAN: "Never!"

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SUPERMAN: "You know there was a time when women went wild for a man's man like myself. But that was a long, long time ago, before the meterosexuals and the overgrown boy children like Shia Labeouf, Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg, and Rupert Grint took over."
 
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ROUTH: How dare they replace me with some guy from a lameass spy TV show?!
LEVI: Dude, weren´t you in that soapie One Life to Live?
ROUTH: SHUT THE F*** UP!!
 
^I doubt Nolan will want that. He made clear that his DC movies are all gonna be their own thing and unrelated to other DC franchises.
 
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LEVI: D-dude... What the hell did you put in my coffee?
ROUTH: Have sweet dreams, Mr. Levi... Sweet, eternal dreams...
 
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LEVI: D-dude... What the hell did you put in my coffee?
ROUTH: Have sweet dreams, Mr. Levi... Sweet, eternal dreams...
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You know, I never thought I'd say this, but between those two, Routh really does look the more Supermanish of them.
 
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ZACHARY LEVI: Hah, sure I can take that lameass Sueprman Brandon Routh! He´s the reason why Returns disappointed!

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LEVI: Aw crap, he´s right behind me, isn´t he?
 
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ZACHARY LEVI: Hah, sure I can take that lameass Sueprman Brandon Routh! He´s the reason why Returns disappointed!

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LEVI: Aw crap, he´s right behind me, isn´t he?
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METALLO: "Why the f*** have I not been in any of the movies?!"
SUPERMAN: "Dude, we're considering antagonists as we speak. Take a damn chill pill."
 
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SUPERMAN: STOP!! Hammertime!

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METALLO: Why the f*** am I not in the movies?
SUPERMAN: Cuz I don´t wanna hear a buncha snarky kids saying, "look, they ripped off the Terminator movies!"
 
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Look i'm sorry.

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Let that be a lesson fanboy! Henry Cavill is NOT the right choice to play me!

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But...

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Don't push it kid.. Seriously.. Don't push it!

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He's SOOoo Super in The Tudors!

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You had to push it!
 
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Look i'm sorry.

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Let that be a lesson fanboy! Henry Cavill is NOT the right choice to play me!

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But...

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Don't push it kid.. Seriously.. Don't push it!

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He's SOOoo Super in The Tudors!

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You had to push it!
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