The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

THE KID: "Hi Uncle Superman."

SUPERMAN: "Who the f*** are you?"

THE KID: "I'm your nephew, Supergirl's son."

SUPERMAN: "Not anymore!"

 

[Panthro]

THE KID: "Some days it's hard to be a Superman fan. Especially when a bunch of Batman fans decide to throw it in your face that Batman's had better luck at the movies than Superman."

 

[ultimatefan]

How could you leave Earth while your girlfriend was pregnant and your worst enemy was at trial?

I´m f***ing sick of that question!!

 

[\S/uperman]

Seinfeld: I made a show about nothing, and it was critically acclaimed.

Singer: I made a 3 hour movie about nothing and people hate me

 

[Panthro]

How could you leave Earth while your girlfriend was pregnant and your worst enemy was at trial?

I´m f***ing sick of that question!!

 

[Panthro]

Seinfeld: I made a show about nothing, and it was critically acclaimed.

Singer: I made a 3 hour movie about nothing and people hate me

 

[Panthro]

JAMES CAMERON: "You're good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be 2nd best, see?"

BRYAN SINGER: "Oh like you could have made a better Superman film! Or better X-Men films for that matter!"

CAMERON: "As a matter of fact, I could have, I really could have. But I did enjoy your Usual Suspects and Valkyrie."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys, especially the Seinfeld one!

 

[ultimatefan]

THE KID: All I said was I liked some parts of Superman Returns, like the plane rescue.

 

[Panthro]

THE KID: All I said was I liked some parts of Superman Returns, like the plane rescue.

WONDER WOMAN: "Hey guys, what's the good word?"

SUPERMA:N "She's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

 

[TheWatcher]

Beaten up kid: Listen Mr Welling,I...

Superman:GAHHHHHH!

 

[Panthro]

Beaten up kid: Listen Mr Welling,I...

Superman:GAHHHHHH!

 

[TheWatcher]

Thanks man.

 

[Panthro]

THE KID: "Batman did it."

SUPERMAN: "Damn it Bruce, stop picking on my fans!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Lemme think... Chris Columbus?

M. Night Shyamalan?

Michael Bay?

 

[X Knight]

BOY: "Please, sir, I want some more...."

Superman: "More?? MORE??!!!! NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

 

[X Knight]

BOY (talking to himself): "Sigh.....This is what I get for sneaking a peek up Supergirl's skirt. But....it was soooooo worth it......"

Superman: "I heard that! NOW YOU DIE!!!"

Boy: "Aw crap......"

 

[Panthro]

Lemme think... Chris Columbus?

M. Night Shyamalan?

Michael Bay?

 

[Panthro]

BOY (talking to himself): "Sigh.....This is what I get for sneaking a peek up Supergirl's skirt. But....it was soooooo worth it......"

Superman: "I heard that! NOW YOU DIE!!!"

Boy: "Aw crap......"

 

[Panthro]

BOY: "Please, sir, I want some more...."

Superman: "More?? MORE??!!!! NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why's the rum gone?!"

THE KID: "Because it's a vile drink that turns even the most respectable superheroes into complete scoundrels-"

SUPERMAN: "But WHY is the rum GONE?!?!?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Where can I find a working link for the Thor Comic Con footage?!

THE KID: I´m sorry, but all links were removed from the Internet by request of Marvel Studios.

SUPERMAN: Wrong answer!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Where can I find a working link for the Thor Comic Con footage?!

THE KID: I´m sorry, but all links were removed from the Internet by request of Marvel Studios.

SUPERMAN: Wrong answer!

 

[ultimatefan]

STEVE JOBS: Dammit, it´s easier to get proper signal with the Iphone 4 or get the Ipad to multitask than to make the Superman film franchise work!

OBAMA: I´m sorry, but it´s easier to approve universal health care and contain the Mexico Gulf leak than to make the Superman film franchise work!

NOLAN: Hah, panzies...