FANBOY 1: Okay, I get the whole "darker, edgier, more complex" thing about Batman, but tell me this, who´d you rather have a beer with, Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne?
FANBOY 2: Easy, Bruce Wayne!
FANBOY 1: You gotta be s****ing me!! You´d pick Mr. dark and brooding over wholesome nice guy Clark?
FANBOY 2: Here´s the thing, they´re supposed to hold their secret identities in public, right? Which means Clark will do his mild-mannered weasel bit. That means you go have a beer with him, you go to a crappy bar, drink cheap domestic beer, not too much of it, listen to him tell boring ass stories about the joys of growing up in a farm in Kansas, listen to terrible country music, and even the chicks won´t come our way cuz he´ll have his bad glasses, bad haircut, bad suit, bad posture, bad everything.
FANBOY 1: And Bruce?
FANBOY 2: He´s gonna keep his ladies man playboy facade, which means you don´t get just a beer, you get a limo with the finest champagne, super models and a hot tub!
FANBOY 1: Maybe, but the weasel wouldn´t mind having a beer with geeks like us, what about a jet-setter playboy!
FANBOY 2: Dude, we´re the company IT guys, that´s how we know him. We just invented a super cool gizmo that´ll make billions for the company and secretly help Batman fight crime, two birds with one stone!
FANBOY 1: Man, you thought this whole ridiculously unrealistic fantasy stuff through, didn´t ya?
FANBOY 2: This ain´t my first rodeo.
