The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: For the last time, i won´t tell who´s the villain of the Superman reboot, or who´s playing me, or Lois! They´re not even done with the script yet, dammit! Tell your fanboy controllers they´d actually use you to make a ton of money and get houses with pools, hot cars and expensive call girls instead of pestering me about a f***ing movie!!

 

[Panthro]

^^^Hehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "Look I don't know why we don't have a trailer yet for Captain America, alright?! How would I even know why we don't have a trailer yet? Cap is a Marvel character! Go take it up with the Marvel guys!"

 

[BH/HHH]

Superman: I could burn you alive now and save this movie

Superman: Heck how wrong could it go

 

[BH/HHH]

Superman: WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!

Lex: Its in the script

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: "This is for not returning my calls, my texts, my e-mails and my facebook requests!"

 

[DrMylesOBoogie]

That's what happens when you drop a bar of soap made from kryptonite.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Superman: WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!

Lex: Its in the script

haha! one of my favorite lines. whenever someone asks me something about a plot point in a movie that seems illogical in the reality, but helps the story move along i just simply say "look........it's in the script", hehe

 

[BH/HHH]

haha! one of my favorite lines. whenever someone asks me something about a plot point in a movie that seems illogical in the reality, but helps the story move along i just simply say "look........it's in the script", hehe

Yeah its a great excuse aswell ha ha

 

[GreenKToo]

Wonder twin powers, activate.
Form of, a good actor..
shape of, the right look.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

SUPERMAN: Oh... My... God!! I can´t... I can´t believe it´s you!! Can I get an autograph?!

BONO: Absolutely, my child, I shall bless thee with the holy signature. But only if thou promise to comercialize it on Ebay and donate the earnings to save the starving children!

SUPERMAN: Wow.

 

[Panthro]

Wonder twin powers, activate.
Form of, a good actor..
shape of, the right look.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yours was funny too UF.

 

[Alonsovich]

SUPERMAN: Rock, paper, scissors... HA! I win...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Rock, paper, scissors... HA! I win...

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[SinisterVulture]

Director: You're not the villian!
NuclearMan: Damn... Well, I'll stick to singing with that crappy band Tokio Hotel then..

 

[SinisterVulture]

"All right, mrs. PeenMAN!!"

 

[GreenKToo]

I saw Miss Tessmacher naked, they should call her Miss Plastic instead.

 

[Lighthouse]

GRACE!

 

[Panthro]

Hahahaha, funny stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

LUTHOR: That´s for making Superman a whiny emo who always looks like he´s about to jump off a bridge!
SUPERMAN: No, you must be talking about Earth One! Or Smallville!
LUTHOR: Potayto, potahto.

 

[GreenKToo]

Richard: Look!! what's that?

LOIS: is it a bird?

RICHARD: No, I don't think so. A plane maybe?

CLARK: No, It's...it's...a damn reboot!!

(ALL) CRAP!!!!

JASON:This mean no more piano tossing?

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, funny stuff UF, Green.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, now you have this "Batman Incorporated" thing, with "Batmen" spreaded all over the world.
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: And that doesn´t remind you of anything?
BATMAN: Like What?
SUPERMAN: Seriously, "Batman Incorporated", "Green Lantern Corps"
BATMAN: Your point being?
SUPERMAN: You´re ripping off Green Lantern! He and his army of Green Lanterns are kicking your ass in sales, so you´re creating your own army, only instead of multiplanetary, it´s multinational!
BATMAN: Actually, he is kicking both our asses in sales...
SUPERMAN: Yeah, but you don´t see me creating "Superman and the Masters Of The Universe", or whatever! You even give them an oath! What´s next? All your gadgets become one "bat-ring"? You change your color from blue to green and name your self "Green Bat-tern?"
BATMAN: Hey, I´m still the king of DC, okay?! I`m not such an old-fashioned boy scout that writers keep trying to "re-imagine" me as a whiny angsty emo! Have you seen Earth One? It makes you in Smallville and Superman Returns look like a barrel of laughs!
SUPERMAN: Oh yeah, my angsty versions get trashed by Mr. dark and brooding! Funny, you´re supposed to be this anti-social loner, yet you not only have this little squad of sidekicks and allies, who even get their own titles, now you have followers all over the world! I guess people love being treated like crap by a major league a-hole! They should be called "The League of Extraordinary Masochists"!
BATMAN: Oh, my need to spread my trademark around gets trashed by a guy who puts a CAPE on a DOG! Why don´t you put bue and red pajamas on him too?
SUPERMAN: ...
BATMAN: Dear God, are you crying?
SUPERMAN: Sorry, sorry, the whole angsty emo thing gets contagious after a while...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: So, now you have this "Batman Incorporated" thing, with "Batmen" spreaded all over the world.
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: And that doesn´t remind you of anything?
BATMAN: Like What?
SUPERMAN: Seriously, "Batman Incorporated", "Green Lantern Corps"
BATMAN: Your point being?
SUPERMAN: You´re ripping off Green Lantern! He and his army of Green Lanterns are kicking your ass in sales, so you´re creating your own army, only instead of multiplanetary, it´s multinational!
BATMAN: Actually, he is kicking both our asses in sales...
SUPERMAN: Yeah, but you don´t see me creating "Superman and the Masters Of The Universe", or whatever! You even give them an oath! What´s next? All your gadgets become one "bat-ring"? You change your color from blue to green and name your self "Green Bat-tern?"
BATMAN: Hey, I´m still the king of DC, okay?! I`m not such an old-fashioned boy scout that writers keep trying to "re-imagine" me as a whiny angsty emo! Have you seen Earth One? It makes you in Smallville and Superman Returns look like a barrel of laughs!
SUPERMAN: Oh yeah, my angsty versions get trashed by Mr. dark and brooding! Funny, you´re supposed to be this anti-social loner, yet you not only have this little squad of sidekicks and allies, who even get their own titles, now you have followers all over the world! I guess people love being treated like crap by a major league a-hole! They should be called "The League of Extraordinary Masochists"!
BATMAN: Oh, my need to spread my trademark around gets trashed by a guy who puts a CAPE on a DOG! Why don´t you put bue and red pajamas on him too?
SUPERMAN: ...
BATMAN: Dear God, are you crying?
SUPERMAN: Sorry, sorry, the whole angsty emo thing gets contagious after a while...