The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

STEVE JOBS: Dammit, it´s easier to get proper signal with the Iphone 4 or get the Ipad to multitask than to make the Superman film franchise work!

OBAMA: I´m sorry, but it´s easier to approve universal health care and contain the Mexico Gulf leak than to make the Superman film franchise work!

NOLAN: Hah, panzies...

Prove 'em wrong Nolan! Prove 'em wrong!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "To Infinity-"
GREEN LANTERN: "-And Beyond!"

 

[mrajan]

They announced or began planning a reboot since August 2008. Nolan's directing. It's expected to be out by 2011,
however, if it gets to a point where they don't begin production by 2011, they can be sued due to money being lost by some guy.

they're waiting for Nolan to sign on to do another Batman (probably this one, Batman 3)
and said once he does, dates and more official news for Superman will follow.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: See, I don´t need a ring to fly.
GREEN LANTERN: And I don´t need a reboot to generate excitement for my franchise.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: See, I don´t need a ring to fly.
GREEN LANTERN: And I don´t need a reboot to generate excitement for my franchise.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

The Justice League reactions to finally finding the Thor trailer -

SUPERMAN: "My God... so strong... so epic... so powerful... why can't any of my films be that good?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Damn that Chris Hemsworth is one hot piece of ass..."
FLASH: "Gee I'm torn... Natalie Portman... Jaimie Alexander..."
GREEN LANTERN: "Jaimie, definitely Jaimie."
BATMAN: "Yeah, definitely Jaimie."

 

[TheWatcher]

^LOL at Superman and Flash.

 

[Panthro]

^LOL at Superman and Flash.

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: Yes, I´m the right guy to guide the Superman film reboot. And it´s not because I resurrected the then dead-as-a-dodo Batman film franchise with Begins. Or because The Dark Knight broke records and made a billion dollars worldwide. It´s because I made a high concept, mind-bending sci-fi thriller that wasn´t a sequel, wasn´t based on a popular existing property, didn´t have wire-fu or bullet time or shiny things in 3-D, and it´s still gonna make more money worldwide than Superman Returns!

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Yes, I´m the right guy to guide the Superman film reboot. And it´s not because I resurrected the then dead-as-a-dodo Batman film franchise with Begins. Or because The Dark Knight broke records and made a billion dollars worldwide. It´s because I made a high concept, mind-bending sci-fi thriller that wasn´t a sequel, wasn´t based on a popular existing property, didn´t have wire-fu or bullet time or shiny things in 3-D, and it´s still gonna make more money worldwide than Superman Returns!

You tell 'em Nolan!

 

[DorkyFresh]

i agree with that whole thing, ultimatefan, except for ONE thing...


....Nolan DID use bullet time. what seperates Nolan from the rest of the bullet time junkie directors *coughSnydercough* is that Nolan used it only when it was appropriate and not necessarily when it was "cool". for instance, all the actions scenes were real time. the only times i remember him using bullet time were when Emma Page starts freaking out in her initiation (everything exploding) and when the van was falling off the bridge.....both of these instances, bullet time was used intelligently.

anyway, everything else is spot on.....Nolan FTWx5!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys.Yeah, I should have said pointless bullet time.

 

[TheWatcher]

No problem Panthro!

 

[John Locke]

Superman: Come on let me hear you say it. Just once.

Kid: You're insane.

Superman: No! Not that. No the other thing.

Kid: Luthor will never let you....

Superman: WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Come on let me hear you say it. Just once.

Kid: You're insane.

Superman: No! Not that. No the other thing.

Kid: Luthor will never let you....

Superman: WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

Great use of SR in reverse.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Sweet Jesus kid what the Hell happened to you?!"

Kid: "All I said was that I wish Ant-Man and his wife were gonna be in the Avengers movie."

Later that day -

SUPERMAN: "That's right run! Run you little bastards! Stop picking on the few fans Ant-Man has!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

KID: Of course I knew there´d be bullies, but how was I supposed to know they´d be all Marvel fanboy bullies? Fanboys are supposed to be nerds, dammit! Nothing makes sense anymore...

 

[Panthro]

KID: Of course I knew there´d be bullies, but how was I supposed to know they´d be all Marvel fanboy bullies? Fanboys are supposed to be nerds, dammit! Nothing makes sense anymore...

 

[Panthro]

This caption brought to you by another user's signature -

SUPERMAN: "Say Hal, you know what the difference is between the mafia and the Catholic Church?"
GREEN LANTERN: "Simple - one is a male dominated, misogynistic, hierarchical organization, which rules by fear and has a deep code of secrecy.....and the other is the mafia."

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love that joke.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks

WONDER WOMAN: "Would someone mind telling me what kind of a world we live in where Justin Bieber gets his own movie but I don't?"
SUPERMAN: "Damned if we know Diana. Damned if we know."
WONDER WOMAN: "I mean seriously, what's he got that I don't? I have boobs, I have sex appeal! All he's got is a fey appearance and even more fey haircut!"
SUPERMAN: "I know, I know."

 

[Alonsovich]

Superman: Now that the Nolans are also in charge of my franchise I can finally relax and take a coffee...

Batman: Should I drive you back to the POS?

Superman: ...... the FOS, Bruce, the FOS......

 

[Kryptonian Warrior]

The Justice League reactions to finally finding the Thor trailer -

SUPERMAN: "My God... so strong... so epic... so powerful... why can't any of my films be that good?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Damn that Chris Hemsworth is one hot piece of ass..."
FLASH: "Gee I'm torn... Natalie Portman... Jaimie Alexander..."
GREEN LANTERN: "Jaimie, definitely Jaimie."
BATMAN: "I'm Batman"

Sorry for using your quotes, Panthro. I just thought that it would be funny to add the last quote at the end. t:

 

[Panthro]

It's okay Routh.

Superman: Now that the Nolans are also in charge of my franchise I can finally relax and take a coffee...

Batman: Should I drive you back to the POS?

Superman: ...... the FOS, Bruce, the FOS......