The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

^Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: Dammit, who do I have to sleep with to get my movie made?
SUPERMAN: Well, Geoff Johns is overseeing all DC superhero movies...
BATMAN: I have a lot of clout after the megasuccess of The Dark Knight...
GREEN LANTERN: I`m a big star in DC Comics right now and my movie is looking great so far...
SUPERMAN: Don´t forget I´m getting a reboot, and I was huge in the past...
LEX LUTHOR: And I´ll probably show up in the reboot too in some capacity...
FLASH: I. F***ING. HATE. MY. LIFE.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPOILER ALERT!! Don´t read it if you haven´t seen Inception yet.

SUPERMAN: So tell me Bruce, was Cobb dreaming the whole thing in Inception?
BATMAN: Well, the totem kept spinning in the final shot, which suggests it was all a dream, but then it slightly seems to wobble right before it fades to black, so I guess he preferred to leave it for the audience to decide.
SUPERMAN: So he left it for the audience to think for themselves and take their own conclusion about the story? In a big-budget summer blockbuster?
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Wow.
BATMAN: That seems to be the appropriate reaction, yes.

 

[Panthro]

SPOILER ALERT!! Don´t read it if you haven´t seen Inception yet.

SUPERMAN: So tell me Bruce, was Cobb dreaming the whole thing in Inception?
BATMAN: Well, the totem kept spinning in the final shot, which suggests it was all a dream, but then it slightly seems to wobble right before it fades to black, so I guess he preferred to leave it for the audience to decide.
SUPERMAN: So he left it for the audience to think for themselves and take their own conclusion about the story? In a big-budget summer blockbuster?
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Wow.
BATMAN: That seems to be the appropriate reaction, yes.

WW having to sleep around to get her movie made was also funny.

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: "Say Clark, have you seen Batman? We were supposed to go over the new draft of our next film."

SUPERMAN: "Eh, I stuck him somewhere."

Fortress of Solitude -

AQUAMAN: "Where's your messiah now rich boy? Ahahahahahahahahahaha!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe, you changed Aquaman...

 

[Alonsovich]

SUPERMAN: This is Superman, Justice League Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

 

[Alonsovich]

SUPERMAN: It's a terrible thing that's happened with Rachel and Dent, Bruce. I do hope you will find the people responsible.

BATMAN: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Clark, but Gordon and I have got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Yes, I´m supposed to be the embodiment of the wholesome, straight arrow superhero, but I left Earth for five years while my girlfriend had my son and my worst enemy got released because I didn´t go to court

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CHURCH LADY: Well isn´t that special?!

SUPERMAN: But you know, it all turned out for the best, my ex-girlfriend is engaged to a very nice guy and my enemy is stuck in a tiny island.

CHURCH LADY: How conveenient!

 

[GreenKToo]

O.K., Here's the rules...best two out of three, a knock down drag out fight. winner gets to direct.


Awesome...your so going down Nolan!!...


In your dreams Bub..


I'm Batman.

 

[GreenKToo]

Shut the He!! up!! This is nothing to you...


( sticks out tongue ) I'm Batman, I'm Batman, I"M BATMAN!!






I'm....Bat....man??? heh heh.



I told ya, don't mess with the \S/.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

All those captions were awesome, especially "Don't mess with the S".

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: Wanna see how your typical blockbuster comic book movie gets made? Let´s find out!

First, brilliant writers work hard to come up with a clever, unique and compelling story...

The source material, of course, is always treated with the most respect and fidelity...

Then, is chosen a director with the unique vision and personality to command an army of talented artists...

The actors are the soul of the piece, bringing intense and believable emotion to every line and gesture of the characters...

The shooting is a highly coreographed and organized process, where thousands of people work with milimetrical precision...

In post-production, the FX wizards create magic that´s indistinguishable from reality...

The result is an inquestionable critical and commercial smash!

And the final and most crucial step is when a loving, dedicated fan goes online and says, "best movie ever!"

 

[Panthro]

ANNOUNCER: Wanna see how your typical blockbuster comic book movie gets made? Let´s find out!

First, brilliant writers work hard to come up with a clever, unique and compelling story...

The source material, of course, is always treated with the most respect and fidelity...

Then, is chosen a director with the unique vision and personality to command an army of talented artists...

The actors are the soul of the piece, bringing intense and believable emotion to every line and gesture of the characters...

The shooting is a highly coreographed and organized process, where thousands of people work with milimetrical precision...

In post-production, the FX wizards create magic that´s indistinguishable from reality...

The result is an inquestionable critical and commercial smash!

And the final and most crucial step is when a loving, dedicated fan goes online and says, "best movie ever!"

Bwahahahahaha, taking that one on tour aren't ya?

 

[Timstuff]

LMAO!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Well, I figured I´d put all those pics to work...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Don´t even try to say, "my eyes are up here", I can tell they cost at least seven grant, and you may wanna check them out cuz I think they may be hiding a tumor...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Don´t even try to say, "my eyes are up here", I can tell they cost at least seven grant, and you may wanna check them out cuz I think they may be hiding a tumor...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Dark Knight]

Poni over at CBM is on a roll lately by the way!

He posted pics of Tomar Re from the GL film.

Tomar Re and Kilowog look awesome!


http://www.**************.com/fansites/Poniverse/news/?a=21583

 

[MiddleSuperName]

batman

i don't even have superpowers but i can fly.
tom welling as clark kent

shutup. i am limited to sv's world. everyone else is supposed to be able to fly except me.
supergirl

tommy is someone bothering u? i'll come to your rescue.
tom welling

ughh u r so not helping right now.

 

[GreenKToo]

http://imageshack.us
"Me am tired of waitin'. Give Bizarro newz on re-boot now."

 

[Panthro]

"Me am tired of waitin'. Give Bizarro newz on re-boot now."

 

[Panthro]

BIZARRO: "Will terrorize innocent people for food."