The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Newman!

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: Sorry, we´re casting a little older for the role of Superman.

MICKEY ROONEY: Oh gee whiz! My boyish good looks betrayed me again!

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Sorry, we´re casting a little older for the role of Superman.

MICKEY ROONEY: Oh gee whiz! My boyish good looks betrayed me again!

This and "Newman!" both get a

 

[Panthro]

MICKEY ROONEY: "What? Why can't I play Superman? Have you all forgotten the unanimous praise Michael Keaton got as Batman?!"

 

[kedrell]

Clark: "Hey, Parker's not the only one who can go emo."

 

[kedrell]

Clark: "If this new direction bothers you then you're really not going to like it when I start sparkling in the sun and having a will they/won't they relationship with some teenage bimbo."

 

[GreenKToo]

I'm available.

 

[Panthro]

Clark: "Hey, Parker's not the only one who can go emo."

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Trash Brandon Routh now. I double f***ing dare ya!

 

[ultimatefan]

ATTEMPT TO MAKE SUPERMAN MODERN # 3,829,485,760

here´s the Twilight approach...

...Then there´s the High School Musical approach...

...And, if all else fails, we can always try the Hannah Montana one!

 

[Kryptonian Warrior]

So you're saying I can't play Superman because I look like some guy named "Kreuger"?

 

[GreenKToo]

Also, your rear break line has a leak too.

 

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheehe

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Behold the Joel Schumach... I mean, Tim Burton Superman suit!

And you were mad about dark red and small shield, huh?

 

[ultimatefan]

A gay Automan? Nah, but I get that a lot.

 

[ultimatefan]

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

 

[GreenKToo]

I resemble that remark.

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: Holy bitter left out franchise star, Batman! Superman Routh threatens to throw the caped crusader at the sun if Superman reboot helmer
Zack Snyder doesn´t include him! Will our hero become the worst case victim of global warming? Will CGI age Routh fifteen years to fit the role? Don´t miss the breathtaking conclusion tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel!

 

[GreenKToo]

I told you to take a left at Albuquerque.

 

[Panthro]

All that stuff was great, especially the white & nerdy one.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So... You´re not done just lifting heavy things over and over again, huh?
SUPERMAN: Nope.
BATMAN: Okay.

 

[GreenKToo]

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